Nov 3 2009The Gift Of Love: A Beating Heart Plushie
Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone? Give them your heart! Well, not your actual heart (unless you know that creepy mother from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom). With just a shake this $18 anatomically correct heart from ThinkGeek begins making beating noises and pulsating in your lover's hand! Perfect to sleep with whenever your significant other is out of town. Or in town cheating on you!*
*Tear absorbent
ThinkGeek Product Site
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Reader Comments
1. Closet Nerd - November 3, 2009 6:06 PM
YAMMA YAMMA YAMMA YAMMA YAAAAAMMMMMMMA
2. Squidly - November 3, 2009 6:06 PM
Im liking the GIF!
3. No man.. I'M HUNG-A-REY!!! - November 3, 2009 6:07 PM
dope gif action. psyche.
ps: nice Police Academy reference #1
4. BRIGS - November 3, 2009 6:10 PM
I WANT ONE BUT, BOOBS!
5. Nick Griffin (Geekologie Writer) - November 3, 2009 6:22 PM
Please eat my stupid brain...Also, I am a very horrible male species...
6. STOMPY - November 3, 2009 6:23 PM
@5 Troll
Pretty nice but Id just give my real heart to my love instead, because I am that cool!
7. Closet Nerd - November 3, 2009 6:24 PM
@3 its from Indiana Jones when the guy pulls the still beating heart out of the other guy's chest, as mentioned by GW.
8. shitzangiggle - November 3, 2009 6:33 PM
I don't need to buy that all I need is "Kali Ma Shakti de" and a hobo.
9. shitzangiggle - November 3, 2009 6:37 PM
actually i think its only "kali ma, kali ma" over and over again
10. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 3, 2009 6:54 PM
tooo big
11. STOMPY - November 3, 2009 6:56 PM
one day, i put 14 of these in my gluttonous maxibuss. now i am selling them on ebay for sexbellyon dollhairs. also, i am taking things in the butt now.
12. Closet Nerd - November 3, 2009 6:59 PM
@8 Yeah, you're right!
Galli Ma, Galli Ma, Galli Ma Shuk da de!!!
13. ciao - November 3, 2009 11:08 PM
hah! When this product came out earlier, I recommended this to my sis to give to her fiance' (along with that gummi heart thing they had on TG). It's a cute & gross way to express love.
14. Jaded Icon - November 4, 2009 8:26 AM
It was the still beating heart that was torn from a plush toy..........poor plush toy.
15. Pat - November 4, 2009 8:55 AM
@4 LOL
16. Ollie Williams - November 4, 2009 9:08 AM
Tell me how am I supposed to live without you
Now that I've been lovin' you so long
How am I supposed to live without you
How am I supposed to carry on
When all that I've been livin' for is gone
17. Cinema Obsessed - November 4, 2009 10:17 AM
As huge geeks and uber-movie buffs, we love that so many comments discussed the exact chant from Mola Ram!
18. Hayley - November 4, 2009 11:48 AM
Slipping GW. This isn't Geekologie worthy material.
19. YO DAWG - November 4, 2009 12:02 PM
Id like to get one of these just so i could yell "FINISH HIM" then pretend to rip it out of my friends chest