Nov 5 2009That Can't Be Good For His Knees: DS Player
This man, who could be any of us (BUT TOTALLY ISN'T ME, I SWEAR) was caught playing a demo Nintendo DS at Wal-Mart on his knees. DS'er, on his knees *snicker* ENOUGH -- this is not the time for your pervy laughter! This IS the time to take up a collection and get this poor bastard a DS. And, if there's anything left over, Rogaine and a spray tan.
World Of Walmart [peopleofwalmart]
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who once got caught taking whippits in the dairy isle AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM?!
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Reader Comments
1. Larisa - November 5, 2009 7:16 PM
FIRST
2. wameru - November 5, 2009 7:18 PM
=O
3. birr crinton - November 5, 2009 7:18 PM
how the hell else am i supposed to finish the game? my legs got tired.
4. Naterator - November 5, 2009 7:29 PM
FIRST!!!
5. Naterator - November 5, 2009 7:30 PM
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!
I WAS SO FIRST!!!!!!!!
ITS SPAM TIME!!!!!!!!
>;)
6. Naterator - November 5, 2009 7:34 PM
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW,
Larisa ,
wameru,
&
birr crinton ,
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW??!!!??!?!?1?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?1
7. Naterator - November 5, 2009 7:35 PM
TENTH!!!!!!
(small joy)
8. Closet Nerd - November 5, 2009 7:49 PM
@4-10 You think you're smart/funny but when push comes to shove......
http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091102/gif_07.gif
I loved the description of this photo when I found it. It was titled: Wold of Walmart = He was just killing time while his supermodel girlfriend was shopping. I’m just kidding, his mom kicked him out of the basement to go make real friends because all he did was play World of Warcraft all day.
9. Snotnarok - November 5, 2009 8:04 PM
Wow, I'm never touching those demo systems again.
10. SkateFiend - November 5, 2009 8:22 PM
LOL THATS HILARIOUS! xD
11. Ahoy - November 5, 2009 8:42 PM
I spy Naas!
12. Annie - November 5, 2009 9:53 PM
Am I a b!tch for feeling the slightest bit sorry for this guy?
13. Squidly - November 5, 2009 10:09 PM
Yeah, who are you Geekologie Writer? How long are you going to write your self to fame, then in your later years, slowly diminish to infamy. Will you ever take off your blogular mask and reveal your true identity? What does the future hold for the rest of Geekologie when this happens?
14. papasmuff - November 5, 2009 10:35 PM
:\ i feel sorry for this guy.
15. Top ten guy - November 5, 2009 10:52 PM
Mostly i dislike the comments at the World of Walmart, it´s not right to kick a men when he is down.
Too bad im too late to be in the top ten :(
16. Eskimobob - November 6, 2009 12:42 AM
holy f*** i think i know that guy. hes a tech where i work.
17. Gerinych - November 6, 2009 1:33 AM
I think I recognize this Wal-Mart...
18. chucklolm - November 6, 2009 2:01 AM
jee kinda feel sorry for him :|
looks in this late 20's or early 30's
and he's bald,...fat... :|
19. free online adventure games - November 6, 2009 2:50 AM
I feel sorry for this guy..
20. Octopus Pie - November 6, 2009 3:15 AM
That guy looks a lot like my ex-best friend's husband. Then I saw that he had far too much hair to be him. This *would* be something he'd do, though.
21. RangerJoe - November 6, 2009 3:21 AM
OMG, I think I know that guy! shivers? is that you?!?!
22. Rich Waffle_U - November 6, 2009 4:40 AM
Haaaahahaha! I love the ridiculous puff these spammers put in their comments to make them seem legitimate: "How soon will you update your blog? I’m interested in reading some more information on this issue."
*Strokes chin* Hmm, yes, I agree. Finding out more information regarding this corpulent man-child is of the utmost importance in our research. Please, GW, keep us up to date on his progress.
23. G-man - November 6, 2009 6:08 AM
This pic needs a fail tag on it.
24. That uncle who did that bad thing we don't speak about - November 6, 2009 8:00 AM
I'm surprised he has any time to play games what with all the pussy he must get.
25. Jaded Icon - November 6, 2009 8:20 AM
I'm sensing a kindred soul here......nope that's just gas.
26. Timbo - November 6, 2009 8:30 AM
I despise walmart... so gross...
27. Ollie Williams - November 6, 2009 9:18 AM
Since when did this site become failblog? This exhibits none of the themes this site writes on. It is neither gadget, gizmo, or awesome.
28. Timbo - November 6, 2009 9:32 AM
A DS is a gadget...
29. Rich Waffle_U - November 6, 2009 9:49 AM
And the man's dedication to gaming is teh Aw3som3z!
30. naas - November 6, 2009 9:58 AM
looks like he's pleading a txt msg to the games
31. Gargamel - November 6, 2009 10:01 AM
@35 What if you made a ball and gag, and shoved it in your little sibling's mouth?
32. disgusting - November 6, 2009 10:03 AM
this man must hate his life tremendously
33. College student - November 6, 2009 10:17 AM
That's... ...uh... sad...
:l
34. Ollie Williams - November 6, 2009 10:41 AM
@33
Touché sir, touché. Good form.
35. shellshell - November 6, 2009 11:57 AM
He would be better off with a Wii really, give him some much needed exercise.
36. Milkman - November 6, 2009 1:41 PM
quite the flattering ensamble he's wearing
37. Yurtle The Turtle - November 6, 2009 2:49 PM
I really don't see what is wrong with this and what I want to know is what game is he playing?
38. PaNTsMaN - November 6, 2009 3:58 PM
@43
I was playing the ultra-new 'Barb1e Hair & Make-up Tycoon - Vegas Edition'.
Got pwnd after six and half hours solid play, when crazy 80's Def Leopard hairstyles suddenly came back into fashion. It's something you just can't plan for.
My knees still hurt.
Oh, and:
FIRST!!!
39. Closet Nerd - November 6, 2009 5:50 PM
@14 "Papa Smurf" is the name of my bong
40. NVG - November 7, 2009 11:38 AM
PEOPLE:
If any of you dear Geekologie readers know someone who works for the FBI or CIA, please ask him/her to track this guy down and post his name here and where he lives/works (and his favorite color, if possible).
I'd like to send him a gift.
No, it's not a DS;
It's our old church pew kneeling cushion painted in his favorite color.