SWITCH Screwdriver: For EXTRA Torque

The SWITCH Screwdriver has a handle that can transform (and rotate out!) from a standard handle to one that's perpendicular to the shaft for EXTRA TORQUE and EXTREME SCREWING! SUNDAY! SUNDAY SUNDAY! But truthful, I only posted this because one of the inventors' names is Wang Dongdong. Best journalist in the world? You better believe it!

Designed by Jiangdang University students Liu Yunlong, Jia Peng, Cheng Peng, Wang Dongdong and Xin Yaoyao, the SWITCH has a shaft that can lock into place at 90 degrees to the handle, making it easier to tighten screws to their most secure.

Yes, secure screws are important. I'm talking about wrapping it up, folks. Fun fact: there are actually STDs that can make your wiener/vagina fall off.

SWITCH screwdriver a simple, credible idea [dvice]

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