Nov 25 2009Star Wars Characters' Facebook Updates
This is a little gallery of Star Wars characters' Facebook status updates and replies. They're worth a few laughs. Not as many as if we had a tank of nitrous, but some. Just close your eyes and imagine your best friend getting rammed in the nuts by a kid on a Razor scooter. Oh yeah, that's the stuff. In closing, you may think Anakin Skywalker was immaculately conceived by The Force. But no, it was me.
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5 Star Wars Status Updates [collegehumor]
Thanks to Alex and Seymour Clevage, who, what the hell's clevage?
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Reader Comments
1. han solo - November 25, 2009 8:16 PM
han commented first
2. OLI - November 25, 2009 8:18 PM
SECOND
3. ktd - November 25, 2009 8:21 PM
you guis only wanna be first and second cause you have nothin funny to say
4. Greedo - November 25, 2009 8:22 PM
FURST!
5. Greedo - November 25, 2009 8:22 PM
god dammit
6. enzo - November 25, 2009 8:23 PM
haha funny on that last one
7. enzo - November 25, 2009 8:24 PM
haha funny on that last one
8. lol - November 25, 2009 8:25 PM
@3 you only want to say you guis only wanna be first and second cause you have nothin funny to say because you have nothin funny to say
9. Greedo - November 25, 2009 8:25 PM
Damn it, Han's first.... AGAIN!
10. ktd - November 25, 2009 8:28 PM
tew shay
11. ktd - November 25, 2009 8:28 PM
@8 tew shay
12. Ollie Williams - November 25, 2009 8:30 PM
"wut."
Comic genius.
13. Wrath001M - November 25, 2009 8:41 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, sad I enjoy this so much.
14. Viperhawk - November 25, 2009 9:12 PM
GOD DAMN IT THREEPIO
15. Nick Sydney - November 25, 2009 9:49 PM
lol!
16. me - November 25, 2009 10:01 PM
the Humpty dumpty abortion part did it for me, couldn't stop laughing
17. Amy - November 25, 2009 10:17 PM
FUCKING EPIC
18. ugg classic cardy sale - November 25, 2009 11:10 PM
what a nice blogs!
19. Ktar - November 26, 2009 1:13 AM
@1 NICE! Best first-tard comment ever!
ktd is wrong, that was funny!
20. Butte Force - November 26, 2009 2:09 AM
That seriously is the only time a "first" could be acceptable rather than a "banned from life" event.
21. soundofbread - November 26, 2009 2:22 AM
ur just jelly cause your a ghost
22. bob - November 26, 2009 2:37 AM
I just pissed myself. No, really.
23. paul smith - November 26, 2009 5:15 AM
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24. sigil - November 26, 2009 5:29 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, loved it :D
25. That uncle who did that bad thing we don't speak about - November 26, 2009 6:18 AM
Ha ha, awesome!
"I'm gonna force choke the piss out of you at work tomorrow"
Love it.
26. ppmartin - November 26, 2009 6:21 AM
Excellent. The force is with you.
27. Mucho-de pille libre-han graccioo eltorro itcheo-del fille fille un tarro-chollo-smith - November 26, 2009 7:37 AM
This aint funny homes there be a gang war out in the street hombre thus shit aint funny... Peace out
28. Mucho-de pille libre-hanMucho-de pille libre-han graccioo eltorro itcheo-del fille fille un tarro-ch - November 26, 2009 7:40 AM
R.i.p hombre tito
29. rednexaal - November 26, 2009 10:41 AM
how are we supposed to read the rest of the post if we close our eyes
30. Cinema Obsessed - November 26, 2009 10:45 AM
Who are the people who spend their time setting all this up?
31. IndyAndyJones - November 26, 2009 11:03 AM
I think it's obvious who the people are who spend their time setting this up. The most awesome people in this or any galaxy. What stupid question.
32. TinyPenguininja - November 26, 2009 3:28 PM
FIRST
33. Goatse - November 26, 2009 3:49 PM
@8you only want to say you only want to say you guis only wanna be first and second cause you have nothin funny to say because you have nothin funny to say because you have nuthin funny to say
34. amplifide - November 26, 2009 3:57 PM
Those status's are hilarious and actually pretty accurate!
35. Beastman AIDS - November 26, 2009 5:09 PM
haha that was awesome "HOOO PAAA" and chewy made me do wees out of my penis!
36. Reader. - November 26, 2009 6:14 PM
@26, The force is with you too.
Lol, These people who made all this is seriously epic, I mean for the win guys, really keep up the good work! :D
37. Lasty Lasterson - November 27, 2009 6:58 AM
LAST!
38. paul smith shoes - November 27, 2009 9:00 AM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
39. RedBird - November 27, 2009 2:21 PM
k srsly, paul smith, nobody cares, go spam somewheres else
40. G-string Dynamite - November 27, 2009 3:00 PM
ROFL@THE SECOND ONE