Star Wars Characters' Facebook Updates

This is a little gallery of Star Wars characters' Facebook status updates and replies. They're worth a few laughs. Not as many as if we had a tank of nitrous, but some. Just close your eyes and imagine your best friend getting rammed in the nuts by a kid on a Razor scooter. Oh yeah, that's the stuff. In closing, you may think Anakin Skywalker was immaculately conceived by The Force. But no, it was me.
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5 Star Wars Status Updates [collegehumor]
Thanks to Alex and Seymour Clevage, who, what the hell's clevage?
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Note: It's a two-parter. Second part is after the jump. Because a day without a Star Wars post is like a day without drinking to forget how hard I suck at life (I could pull a blueberry through a coffee stirrer), here's Star Wars: A New Hope (AKA the first of the three good o... / Continue →
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Always thought you'd make a good Han Solo? You're the only one. It's true, your mom thought you should audition for Jar Jar. But now you can fulfill your dreams anyway with JibJab's 'Star Wars: Starring You'. You just go to the website, upload some pictures of you and your ... / Continue →
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Remember Star Wars Uncut, the online project in which 473 people recreated 15-second clips from Star Wars: A New Hope with cardboard costumes and/or LEGO and the world's shittiest CGI? Well the project has been completed, and there's a five minute trailer after the jump. And ... / Continue →

