Nov 24 2009Possibly The Awesomest Shirt Ever Created

Que lame.

First!! LOL. Also, sick shirt

@1 Que fuck you, these shirts are FTW

Well done JS, I am definitely ordering some

Que wait. I see not. Que awesome.

Twilight is gayer than 8 dude blowing 9 dudes....

I'd totally wear that...everyday

There's a few on the website that are a must have.... just sayin

not arguably at all shirts radder than me!! and thats pretty sick. Kudos Jesse Star kudos! keep them comming
@1 your an idiote
@2 your even worse than 1

Just ordered one. YAY FOR ME!

I'm buying one for my friend who's going out with a twihard.

You can mess with the mythologie a bit. You can allow them to go out during the day. You can even use them to sell food.

But never forget one thing.

They are awesome. NOT lame-ass. They KILL for blood.

Also I'd bet these twilight vamps don't even shy away from some garlic bread with their italian cuisine.

What about Nosferatu?.... just askin

Oh, and sorry for forcing the swear filter back up. My bad y'all.

Would.

Let's see... Edward's giving the Count from Sesame Street a piggyback ride while Bela Lougosi tries to get him to sniff his hand... and Blade holds his "sword" in the background??? okay. you guys have fun with that.

JS - anyway to screen a few with a whole shit ton of other vampires mobbing edward's punk ass?

Could throw in Count Orlok, Count Yorga, Blacula, Count Chocula, LeStat, Selene, etc...

OR

Maybe just stick with all the greats who have played Dracula: Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, John Carradine, Frank Langella, and Gary Oldman???

OR

How about one with a shot of Bram Stoker driving a stake through the heart of Stephenie Meyer????

Whadya say?

i got dibs once nosforatu and blade are done, i wanna twa t the ba stard

@2
http://www.holytaco.com/if-internet-commenters-had-magazine

On reading blasphemer's post, I thought Bill Carradine instead of John Carradine. Now THAT'S a badass dracula.

How about one shot of absinthe and a shotgun and I go down to that there hollywood place and shoot up the cast.

Oh, wait, what am I talking about, the books have red around the outside of the page. That's so cool. I've never seen that on the bible or anything lame. I'm now a twilight fan, because it has red around the outside of the page. This has changed my views drastically. Thank you, marketing dept., for your creative and artistic merit. It was a feat comparable to the painting of the mona lisa, the idea to have the pages red on the outside. When I have a child, and I get them to read all the great works of fiction, science fiction, and fantasy, I shall not ommit these books, because they had the courage, the bravery and the audacity to have the outside of the pages coloured red.

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

heh
would have been better if they'd been beating him up
a la office space fax machine

i'm more partial to this vampire shirt personally:
dsl's and vamps

http://www.cafepress.com/+vampires_only_think_with_their_fangs_sigg_water_bo,408039565

I think that's a bitmap file not a shirt.

I'd get it and wear it all the Twi opening nights!!!

IF CHRISTOPHER LEE AIN'T ON IT, IT AIN'T SO AWESOME....

a used tampax = a vampires pop-tart !!! L O L

@14 Whew, thanks for that. I thought I was the only one. Give me a shirt with Edward dead on it, or being killed...something. X's on the eyes sorta thing.

And oh yea...just sayin.

Oh this is epic... Just sayin.

Seriously, I love that the Count was put in there. Great shirt.

Blasphemer, good call on including count chocula.

I want the shirt with Tom Cruise sucking off this Pattinson fellow.

Christopher Lee, Blackula, Lestat, Count Chocula and a few otrhers almost made the cut... I wanted to keep it simple though. Bela and the Count were definite and Blade is just hilarious (and a badass at the same time, it's weird). Thanks for the comments everyone. Later.

I'm really sorry to have to say this, i reallllly am but this is just dumb...just sayin

these suck ass, vampires are the gayest things ever thought up by you idiots

No Alucard no buy, just saying

(Apologies in advance to Jesse)

Can anyone tell me how this "four-vampire shirt" (You heard it here first!) compares to the "three-wolf shirts"? Are there similar magical powers involved?
Is Edward implied to be not the fourth vampire, but rather the (New) moon which the other three howl at?

@32 Very smart. NO.

Where are the vampires form interview with the vampire? Lame

It is an original idea that no one has come up with. It's a shirt and it's funny; no need to nitpick.

i think it's great the way it is, now where is the werewolf one?

Where's Bill....Ture Blood rules.

http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-bags-c-520.html

I ordered this shirt and it's been over a month and I received nothing....