Nov 1 2009Please Stop Breaking Into My Car: "Try Again And I'll Go Gordon Freeman On Your Ass"

furst

only fags have ocarinas. especially in their car.

Steal a man's wife, kill his dog, fork his mom... but seriously... don't break his ocarina!

@Monster Talk bad about an ocarina again and I'll go all Link on you ass!

lol @1 you don't belong here

THIRD!!!!!!11!!ONEONE!!111111!!!!ONE!!

I hope someone else happened to see this, took a picture of it, and posted it online. Because if the dude himself crafted this note and then took the picture and then uploaded it like "look how funny I am" he loses 10 pts.

Old news, but still comical.

@5
Maybe someone wrote it and another person noticed a paper on the window and took a picture of it.

@1
If you don't believe in the ocarina, you do not belong here, Mr. Furst.

Oh, and @GW
You are like a year+ late on this picture, its so old.

If your still into this, how about reading the bike thief one: http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Dear_Bike_Thief.htm

this is so pro- i wish i lived near this guy.
not only because he has the balls to carry an ocarina, but because he would leave this note.
but yea, why would u break that? did the thief see it and go "mother f*cker! i could never learn to play music as a child and now u TAUNT ME!"

lol, i'm not sure whether to imagine Gordon Freeman in a green tunic or Link in the hazard suit XD

Who is Gordon Freeman and what did he do to someones a$$?

@10, 11, 10, 15, and 16

GTFO Troll

I have an ocarina in my car too. I thought I was the only one.

read: I'm being serious. I really do.

Wow, does this dud really think his note is going to stop the criminals from breaking in? They're probably laughing at him and his note.

The Crowbar: Weapon of all free men.

@19

Perfect opportunity to strike. While they read it and laugh. Clever o_O

old, and still funny

he seems more upset over his ocarina than his CDs and stereo.

he's lucky they didn't steal his steering wheel...

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Try this site out if you want a rich lifestyle too!!

If anything, the guy leaving the note should know that he should be going Snake and creepin' under a box instead of straight up Gordan Freeman. SNEAK ATTACK FTW!!

@23 - Hes more upset over his ocarina because now he can't call for his back up ride, Epona!

he took his time to draw a nice crowbar haha

fed up with his car being broken into

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because number ones comment does not count i am officially number 31!!!!
man this guy is cool! He has a ocarina in his car!!!! (shame some jackass broke it.)

damn i was wrong, im number 32.

Poor dude. Someone get him a new ocarina and a hug.

This note is not scary at all. He'd be better off saying "Hey! I'm a white kid that's never played sports, please rob me again and leave a duce in the front seat. Thanks!"

Old!!!!

As some people have pointed out, this occurred in the past... therefore you are too late and this is old.... another fail GW, another fail...Please stick to things that haven't happened yet...

Nothing wrong with an ocarina in your car, never know when you might need one...

@33,34 F A I L

WHERE IS EVERYONE THIS MORNING? WAKE UP!

@41, I'm right here STOMPY. Your mom wanted breakfast in bed this morning, so I made sure to give her plenty of protein to start off the day.

Mang, this be ooooooold. Isn't there someone who works at Anti-Clown who's an ACTUAL geek and can sift through the garbage that's posted here to make sure that the target audience of the blog will actually enjoy it?

OH LOL ANOTHER DINOSAUR POST IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I LIKE DINOSAURS AND HATE ROBOTS LOL HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF A CAT WITH WORDS UNDERNEATH IT. HE CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER! LOL! WHAT A SILLY THING, CATS CANT TALK.

@43, the target audience is anyone that enjoys the musings of the GW. If you don't like it, then go somewhere else.

@44

That's the target audience? Are you sure? I thought, judging by the other two blogs attached to Geekologie, that these were supposed to be about the latest technology and things like that. I didn't know we come here to read about some random jerk-off's life with little smatterings of info here and there.

But thanks for the clarification!

@43
Speaking of target audience. your mom is a fackin whore, srsly, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway... Also, you complain about a thread not being fun or funny with a not fun or funny post.... think about it cackfag...

@ 43

You seem to know all of GW's running gags which means that you have been visting a while. Why, then, do you keep coming back? Like Diesel said, leave if you don't like it.

@45, you have two options. Either shut your mouth, or get verbally abused until you have to walk away in shame. Your choice. I'm hoping you choose to stick around for a little bit. It's been a while since we've had a good gang-bang.

@48

Oh, watch out, now! Guess I'd better just shut my mouth and walk(?) away! I don't want to get verbally abused with jokes about my mother's whorish tendencies or repeated cries of that tried and true mantra: "If you don't like it, leave!"

You guys can do that, too, you know. You could have just not responded to me and everything would have been fine. The only one with a somewhat valid point was FDSY.

@49
Speaking of valid points... no one likes you...

@ 49

Geekologie is so much more than a tech blog. It's, I think, more personal because of writing. That's what sets it apart. Sure you could just have a cut and dry tech and gadget blog, but there are hundreds of them. And none nearly as interesting and fun to read.

GW makes it different. Makes is a blast to read. And I'm sorry if you don't like, it's a bit of a shame, but seriously why start the fight? If that was your only motive behind the first comment, then i guess carry on. We all know Diesel loves to throw down. But if you're truely here because you hate how Geekologie is written, keep it off the comments. It's full of diehard GW fans and are super offended by attacks in GW himself.

That's all I have to say upon matters of this nature.

@43
Don't forget the lasers, and old news posts too.

@ 49

Really? You know there are TONS of just tech blogs. There are even some that may make a comment about a Sci-fi show. It's a little much when you stereotype geeks as ONLY liking tech. You can classify geeks as liking fantasy football, or obsessed with cheese if you want. This GW happens to write about the things you mentioned in your earlier comment and we have NO problem with that. Just make you own blog and GTFO, it's your choice. Just don't walk into a Best Buy and complain they don't sell cabbage...

43. Oh yeah - November 2, 2009 10:17 AM

'Mang, this be ooooooold. Isn't there someone who works at Anti-Clown who's an ACTUAL geek and can sift through the garbage that's posted here to make sure that the target audience of the blog will actually enjoy it?

OH LOL ANOTHER DINOSAUR POST IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I LIKE DINOSAURS AND HATE ROBOTS LOL HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF A CAT WITH WORDS UNDERNEATH IT. HE CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER! LOL! WHAT A SILLY THING, CATS CANT TALK."

.... You're a bit of a dick, but I still lold.

Also, nice troll.

/sycophants

@38 Not everyone's heard or seen this yet...Nothing wrong with posting a bit of old news every once in a while...

Anyways, I thought that note was funny, sucks that he got robbed and shit, though.

I'm gonna go Gordon Freeman on your ass and shit down your neck

YAWN & old

@54

Thank you, thank you. I try my best.

And @51, you REALLY are far too intelligent and patient to be posting here, man. God knows how you deal.

@59

I choose my battles.

hahaha

i meant 58. But i think you understood.

I wonder why he doesn't use his tire iron instead of a crow bar, maybe they stole it and his spare tire too.