Some poor bastard, fed up with his car being broken into, decided to leave this passive aggressive note for the thieves. And not only does he reference Half-Life, THE DUDE KEEPS AN OCARINA IN HIS CAR. ZOMG, do you think he's Link?! Yeah, me neither.
Also, to guy's credit, I added the asterisk to his signature. DUDE MEANS BUSINESS.
Thanks to gabby, who would have booby trapped the car with Goron bombs.
Link. Link. LINK! Nooooooooooooooo!! Somebody fetch this little guy a fairy, STAT! Damnit Tink, what the hell good are you gonna do? But while you're here -- dust me so I can fly my ass out of here. I don't need to be standing around with a pocketful of rupees when Zelda... / Continue →
This is a song and music video about Link's adventures in Ocarina of Time. It's appropriately called, 'The Legend of Cool', because that's exactly what Link is. Me? I'm 'The Future of Cool'. Come on, spread it around. For me?
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This is Link's Hylian shield made by Flickr user Bolt of Blue entirely out of LEGO pieces. You and I -- you and I could never do that. "I could." No, you couldn't. And even if you had the skills and were actually working on building one I would sneak in during the middle of... / Continue →