Nov 10 2009OMG, She's Losing Resolution!: Pixel Girl
Hey guys, sorry for sporadic posting the past few days, I was busy having the best weekend of my life. Seriously. Of my life.
This is the face of some chick that's all make-upped to look pixelated. It serves as a perfect example of how important high-resolution is, because she looks like a scary clown. Now I know what you're thinking: "I'd still hit that like an 8-bit princess". And of course you would, you'd hit anything. Only thing is: she wouldn't hit you. Stick to the stuffed animals, champ.
Please, Someone Increase Her Resolution [hawtness]
Thanks to Aisha, who looks good at any resolution, even if you have to squint.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - November 10, 2009 10:36 AM
looks like a clown was courtney love for halloween
2. 24-bit whore - November 10, 2009 10:37 AM
Welcome back GW - you were missed!
3. JADE - November 10, 2009 10:38 AM
Fish your back, was woried about cha man. Hope you "found yourself".
4. anon - November 10, 2009 10:39 AM
Wait you were on a walk-about...in Australia...with African Bushmen?
5. STOMPY (is thinking he would hit that like an 8-bit princess) - November 10, 2009 10:42 AM
I think I would hit that like an 8-bit princess...
6. nJizm - November 10, 2009 10:47 AM
BACK!!!
7. Pat - November 10, 2009 10:47 AM
Locked in the trunk of a Buick? GW, did you do the urban survival course?
8. LSDiesel - November 10, 2009 10:50 AM
Oh GW, YOU'RE the champ.
This is why I like my girls in HD. Hot Definition. ZING!
9. STOMPY - November 10, 2009 10:59 AM
What is that furry thing above her left shoulder, it looks like a psychological wolf is advancing on her...
10. om3ga - November 10, 2009 11:03 AM
this is the biggest geek i've ever seen outside my mirror! btw; if any of you other geeks have the hots / jiz shots for her, don't take that personally and wanna kill me!
11. naas - November 10, 2009 11:08 AM
@10 pictures pls....
12. Ollie Williams - November 10, 2009 11:16 AM
Next shot: Pixel girl gets raped by rabid werewolf.
13. STOMPY - November 10, 2009 11:17 AM
@11
http://www.naasinc.com/images/naas_hdqtr.jpg
14. Marc - November 10, 2009 11:19 AM
I think you were mistaken. The bushmen (Southern Africa) from "The Gods must be Crazy" would have been far more click-clack-click-click-clack. I think you are still speaking the aboriginal click-click-clack-click-clack.
15. naas - November 10, 2009 11:23 AM
@13 one of my buildings...... Just don't start searching for clues on www.naas.com
16. Closet Nerd - November 10, 2009 11:24 AM
This is NOT what she had in mind when her boyfriend offered her a facial!
Now her makeup is ruined!
17. Blastphemer - November 10, 2009 11:29 AM
Consumption of large amounts of alcohol have the same effect on me. Unfortunately, resolution seems to self-correct overnight leading to some awkward morning after conversations (aka. me running out the door naked, screaming in horror all the way home till I can scour my body with piping hot water, brillo pads, and hydrogen peroxide...there is no brillo for the terrors the mind has endured however).
18. naas - November 10, 2009 11:32 AM
@17 aka waking up in the neighbors bathtub with a strange old man?
19. Closet Nerd - November 10, 2009 11:41 AM
@18 he is not strange.... just a bit 'different'.... so he likes to fellate pickles while riding his Vespa... who doesn't?
20. Fitz - November 10, 2009 11:52 AM
Wooo, bitching a bit worked :D
21. Blastphemer - November 10, 2009 11:53 AM
@18
You saw that, huh? Damn!!! I thought you were still passed out...and btw, EVEN IF that horse looked like it was grinning...that's STILL animal abuse (you, my friend, are a sick, sick individual). I got some cool action shots though, and it WAS one helluva party!!! Be sure to tell grandpa sorry for me, and to not take it personally.
@19
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!!!....I like to fellate VESPAS while riding PICKLES!!! So would that be "different", or "strange"? Call it what you will, I call it a beautiful, heartwarming, act of pure love.
22. Mistress Ishb (aka Aisha) - November 10, 2009 12:00 PM
Aww GW I look good in any resolution? You are the sweetest thing!
23. Closet Nerd - November 10, 2009 12:24 PM
@21 That just makes me think of the "IT" that Mr. Garrison invented
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Entity_(South_Park)
24. pawnda - November 10, 2009 1:20 PM
She'd be cute if it weren't for that god awful nose
25. h8r - November 10, 2009 1:55 PM
dear GW,
it is no secret. i told everyone i know that i hoped you were dead. now you've disappointed me, again. thanks for nothing.
hate,
me
26. Dave - November 10, 2009 4:02 PM
its actually based of Dali painting. who writes this shit? the editor sucks, and is clearly a woman......
27. ciao - November 10, 2009 5:19 PM
$26 for 10minute 8-bit fun
28. mungo - November 10, 2009 5:23 PM
She's quite literally an LRF! (Low Resolution Fox)
Is this just a British phrase?
29. Hazard - November 10, 2009 5:25 PM
It's a lie! GW has been killed and replaced with a bot! This is the end for us all, soo the robots will take control!
30. Blastphemer - November 10, 2009 5:43 PM
@ 26
I've never actually seen someone be completely wrong on every single point they are trying to make. Here's a fail sword...feel free to do the honorable thing and throw yourself upon it. Life is going to be a long, hard, row to hoe...good luck with that.
31. Dishy Dishyington - November 10, 2009 7:33 PM
Helloooooooo Dali!
But no, you're wrong Dave @26. Dali inspired looks more like this (nsfw, but the pics are small until you click on them (and you will)):
http://bodypainting.dsetia.com/2009/01/08/persistence-of-memory/
32. Doe - November 11, 2009 1:51 AM
I luv u pixelated chick!
33. Jaded Icon - November 11, 2009 7:10 AM
Not bad and clever girls are way hotter than barbie dolls.
@ 24
Guess that makes you a F*g.