Nov 18 2009Ninja Fail: Overconfident (And Drunk) Ninja Attempts Fence Jump, Ends Up Impaled
A drunk and overzealous ninja, who may be the guy in this picture but was probably the kid in this video, attempted jumping over a fence in Seattle, Washington, only to impale himself on a pole. I knew about buttpirates, but who knew there were buttninjas too?! You're no drunken master!
Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.
Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.
Listen, as a public service to you Geekologie Readers that think you might be ninjas, I've got news for you: you're not. You don't wear Velcro shoes so you can be ready to strike at a moment's notice, you wear Velcro shoes because you never learned to tie regular ones. And the katana set you bought at the kiosk at the mall? You've cut yourself playing Ninja Turtles, haven't you? The prosecution rests.
Police: Would-be Seattle
ninja impaled on fence [googlenews]
Thanks to Michelle loves ninjas drunk or otherwise, Rachel, Justin, Fluffy Frontstein, wes, Sally and Lizze, who actually are trained killers and could have easily cleared that fence.
Reader Comments
1. yaksik - November 18, 2009 3:31 PM
now its the pole that creeped up in the ninja
2. naas - November 18, 2009 3:36 PM
that picture rules GW
3. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 3:36 PM
okay so basicaly I'm the only REAL ninja that lives in seattle and i have seen this man before...he's not a ninja, obviously. He has brought disgrace to all seattle ninja folk and should take his life in the only honorable way possible, death by anal impaling....just sayin
4. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 3:38 PM
I wasn't "playing" Ninja Turtles... I was practicing for a job interview with the TMNT.... just saying.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2948046&id=165680009774
5. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 3:39 PM
http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/the-simpsons-homer-to-alcohol.jpg
..... just sayin
6. somerandomguy - November 18, 2009 3:45 PM
FALCON KICK!!!! Oh and I'm proud to have created such a following since posting about the cat DNA......just sayin.
7. b_sinning - November 18, 2009 3:57 PM
Odd. I impaled myself 10 years ago on an iron spike fence around a monument. It went in the front of my shoulder and out my arm pit. I pulled myself off and my friend took me to the hospital. I was drunk too.
8. GoSS Jerk, formerly sterilized - November 18, 2009 3:58 PM
That pic is priceles
... just sayin
9. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 4:02 PM
I've seen this pic somewhere before, but I can't remember where.... its driving me crazy!!!!! just sayin...
10. gizmoduck - November 18, 2009 4:03 PM
that was my friend
.....just sayin
11. somerandomguy - November 18, 2009 4:10 PM
@9 This pic has been on collegehumor for a while...just sayin.
12. Luka - November 18, 2009 4:19 PM
This is a dude from my engineering school... You can call him Pouik.
13. Allegro - November 18, 2009 4:39 PM
Isn't the phrase "just sayin" used like non-stop in NBD?
Just sayin.
14. naas - November 18, 2009 4:44 PM
@13 I think they say it constantly throughout the whole movie, just sayin
15. Wrath001M - November 18, 2009 6:24 PM
Just on thing to say OUCH!!!! and this guy just sounds lucky to still be alive. Kinda feel bad sure he is an idiot but likely pretty harmless I know drunks are big and scary sometimes but hahaha you can just walk out of the way you know.
Still poor guy, I am a stupid guy to but I don't suffer the illusion that I can achive something I know I can't especially if I can and I know that if I screw up I hurt myself hahaha.
16. Max - November 18, 2009 6:43 PM
So nobody realizes the hole in his pants?
17. drop kick mom - November 18, 2009 8:15 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/34976/
The legend
18. infant - November 19, 2009 4:09 AM
This is a dude from my engineering school
19. Jaded Icon - November 19, 2009 8:25 AM
At this point I'm glad I wasn't stupid enough as a kid to dress up before I did stupid shit like this....
20. Jack - November 19, 2009 1:22 PM
Stories like this are just too common. Cmon men, let's get it together.
manfail.com
21. Cutty - November 19, 2009 6:01 PM
a series of shooped pictures of that guy: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/14/kicking-oyaji-vipper-challenge/
22. bob - November 20, 2009 1:40 AM
That ninja suck, i ninja in pants like vodka and jump single story bungalows in single bound. And peer in bathroom window for jerk jerk fun time. Tastes like satisfying.
23. paul smith - November 20, 2009 11:29 AM
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