Mother Nature's A Bitch Fan: Star Wars Plants
These are some plant parts from a New York Times article about I have no idea what but look -- the Millennium Falcon! Sure somebody just cut a leaf to look like an iconic spaceship, but that's newsworthy, isn't it?* Also, chestnuts: haha -- you passed out with your shoes on!
*D-bag say no
Picture [nytimes]
Thanks to Dustin, who once found a tree that looked like slave Leia but I rented a backhoe and uprooted it and took the gold bikini before he could do anything about it.
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The Growing Chair is a clear plastic frame in which you grow trees to form a seat shape so that, in your old age, you can sit around drinking moonshine and reminiscing on the days when you had to use power tools to make a chair (or were Amish). Personally, I love the idea BECA... / Continue →
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Just like a Phoenix, but waaaaaay less badass. Hey -- you ever wanted to be a tree? Well now you can (provided you're dead) thanks to the $225 Spiritree, a biodegradable urn that feeds a tree planted in the middle WITH YOUR BURNT-ASS REMAINS. I can't wait to be a mighty oak!... / Continue →
