Nov 19 2009Modern Warfare 2 Crybaby's Music Video
NOTE: Video slightly NSFW due to adult language from a limey 14-year old.
You ever wonder what else is going on in the world of a kid who will cry and punch the wall about a video game not living up to his expectations? Apparently a budding music career. And by budding I mean rotting. On the vine. You will never sell those tomatoes! Still, I did find myself kind of bobbing my head from 1:15 - 1:30 (the best part, plus I'm so high I feel like I'm typing with claws). But don't say his name -- he'll knock you out! Probably with rotten-tooth breath. BRING IT NANCY!
GuitarJono1170's Youtube Channel (with a ton of other crappy videos)
Thanks to Matt, who knifed this kid in Modern Warfare 2 and had him crying for days.
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Reader Comments
1. PHIL - November 19, 2009 5:36 PM
FIRST
2. Chundermutton - November 19, 2009 5:36 PM
He is too cool.
3. ROBBO - November 19, 2009 5:36 PM
FIIIIIRST
4. Lindsey - November 19, 2009 5:37 PM
why do people like this continue living....
5. Allegro - November 19, 2009 5:43 PM
@ 4. Because milk does the body good.
6. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 19, 2009 5:43 PM
@4 because as long as there are firsttards and brits these videos will inevitably surface and because nobody but the select few people within my bloodline will do anything about it they just keep coming back for more pain and torture...just sayin
7. Zing! - November 19, 2009 5:50 PM
@GW Does it feel like raptor claws? If so, beware of the "clevah girl" in the bushes.
8. what?>> - November 19, 2009 6:18 PM
sounds like he's saying have sex with me... i shall do no such thing!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Wrath001M - November 19, 2009 6:39 PM
Well I lost some brain cells over this, and really did not even vagly understand just what he11 was even going on.
Then again could hardly pay attention, but um what's with the fat guy laughing at the end, anyone?
10. Jazzmanman - November 19, 2009 6:48 PM
that mofo is really mad at the game... i'm glad he turned his energy to making music as opposed to punching walls
11. Uncle Eccoli - November 19, 2009 6:52 PM
Er, it's, "limey," there, GW.
12. gemma - November 19, 2009 7:07 PM
Yea i was expecting worse to be said but yea its ok i wouldnt say its very good wouldnt watch it more then once love the background music thou
13. John - November 19, 2009 7:44 PM
It's official. This kid has no sense of shame.
14. LimeyBastard - November 19, 2009 8:00 PM
Why is this allowed to exist?
15. Midimaxum - November 19, 2009 8:16 PM
1. What the hell is he saying? Anyone else understanding the kid?
2. Sucks hardcore. If his video sucked any more than it does now, a tear in time and space will form, sucking all existence into another dimension full of retarded 14-year-olds making crap movies about pointless stuff. ...my god. We must tell the president!
16. hellangel669 - November 19, 2009 9:10 PM
Let me start by beginning that people like this have no reason to live. Secondly, why the fuck are you going to play a game, that in all truthfulness is Number one in sales for now, and is more kick ass than your so called "hip MC skills"? Little hits like this have no honest reason to live, now should they. First, your going to put yourself on youtube, crying your shitty little ass of and complain about a 60$ game that you baught then played 17 FUCKING hours straight of it...and have a gay shitty ass milk mustache...for gods sakes dude, atleast should have been chocolate. Everyone know's your not cool anymore if its regular milk.
But let me get back on topic. First of. Your fucking 14 years old. Trying to curse and look kewl and do both at the same time for your age is like trying to get laid by Megan fox...Shit just doesn't happen like that. This has had to be the sorriest things Ive ever had to look at...and I had to watch the Rosan show, I should know.
But what's even more lame, is the fact that this dude cant maker a music video even worth looking nor mentioning or even more so WATCHING. God im fucking glad im on pain killers, cause if I wasn't the holy shit this would be a lot more offensive, and I would be able to think even straighter.
Jesus christ, I want my few minutes of life back...and If i have to email this sorry cod and ask him for my life...as well as tell him what life really is....and if all things go well...then holy shit Im sending the shit to you geekologie writer...you've fucken inspired me to do something important today. And i could possibly change a life today.
This is hellangel..out
17. Boost - November 19, 2009 9:30 PM
It feels like you're typing with claws.....ahahahahahahahahahahaha.
*takes a hit*
18. billy - November 19, 2009 9:42 PM
i wanna find the man who sold this kid his recording software, and then fart in his general direction
19. bman - November 19, 2009 10:16 PM
this brings a bad name to all us 14 year old boys in the world, most of us are pretty cool and also think he is a freaking retard.
20. patroclus - November 19, 2009 10:17 PM
what the fuck is that shit from 0:53 - 1:07
it has no musical signature at all, its just fucking synthesised speech
i dont even feel sorry for this kid... its beyond pity, its almost disgust
21. DH - November 19, 2009 10:57 PM
that was the illest video i eva seen. they had fx and erraythang
he even shaved the milk stash
22. hellangel669 - November 19, 2009 11:13 PM
either he shaved the milk mustache...or his boyfriend in the vid helped him get it off another way...and not with his lips...
23. matt - November 19, 2009 11:16 PM
Try and I might do.
24. rad to the power of me - November 20, 2009 2:34 AM
thanks for the headache GW!
best part = BOOM or the intensly large dude at the end who for some strange reason with his "BLUE" shirt reminds me of Earth....ahhhh because it's 2:30am and i'm not inebriated in any way :(
P.S. @16 the video was more entertaining than your post....now give me my few mins of life back that you stole
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
25. Dogshit - November 20, 2009 3:05 AM
Splatttt!
26. Paperback Writer - November 20, 2009 5:04 AM
You ain't seen nothing yet,
this dude has a website with a page entitled 'I'm better than everybody'
where he goes into great detail about exactly why he is such a douche-burger: http://www.jono11.co.uk/Popular.html
What is this guy thinking?
27. Paultergeist - November 20, 2009 5:11 AM
Perhaps he's being super-ironic and the joke's on us....then again...I'm not so sure.
28. Ryab Bally From ROchester washington - November 20, 2009 5:19 AM
If i find this kid, I'm kicking his ass hardcore.
Because being better than everyone or having a legion of friends doesn't mean jackshit to a fist.
29. clarissa knows it all - November 20, 2009 5:30 AM
That kid has some dope rhymes!
30. Jaded Icon - November 20, 2009 7:37 AM
@ 19
No, I'm sorry, but ALL 14 year olds are whiny little crybabies and what makes it worse is that 95% of them think their badass. Don't worry, you have a 50/50 chance of growing out of it.
31. Mr Smith - November 20, 2009 7:55 AM
He is a 14 year old kid...
32. Easy Now - November 20, 2009 8:55 AM
He obviously made that first video so he could publicise this piece of shit, and it worked.
The joke is on us. Brummy twat, that "music video" just wasted 2 minutes of my life, and I want it back!
33. Truk - November 20, 2009 9:29 AM
I think all retarded people should move to England, the accent disguises it perfectly.
Also- this kid is going to be crazy famous one day, I can smell it.
34. Matt-Zilla - November 20, 2009 9:48 AM
Contact me
Msn Messenger: Jono1170@hotmail.co.uk
Yahoo Messanger: Jono1170@yahoo.co.uk
google mail: Jono1170@gmail.com
Skype: Jono1170
his contacts from Paperback Writer's link
MAKE HIM PAY!!!!11
35. Matt-Zilla - November 20, 2009 9:52 AM
Even he seems bored for the video, and his rhymes are srsly wack
My cat has better flows when i accidentally sit on him
36. paul smith - November 20, 2009 11:15 AM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
37. JELLYLESG - November 20, 2009 12:19 PM
This "just sayin'" meme's a bit forced and weak.
Still, what'd I expect, time's long since this place's comments were worth reading.
38. Bill Gates - November 20, 2009 12:34 PM
He's not 14.. he's 19.
39. ck - November 20, 2009 12:41 PM
why cant 2012 come sooner
40. Dr. - November 20, 2009 2:43 PM
Man, I'd never hit a chick but in this case I'd make an exception.
41. kassian - November 20, 2009 4:37 PM
ah i love how every one hates britts, even though i am one we suck.
42. jose - November 20, 2009 4:53 PM
@19
regular milk is the shit thats why theres WHITE GOLD
and megan fox is a man get your shit straight...just sayin
43. jose - November 20, 2009 4:55 PM
FUCK i meant @16
regular milk is the shit thats why theres WHITE GOLD
and megan fox is a man get your shit straight...just sayin
44. Nick - November 20, 2009 8:01 PM
its f*cking ridiculous that a million videos of americans being retards get uploaded everyday yet when a british retard makes a video its all "you've got to love those stupid brits" and "i f*cking hate english retards" etc.
Grow up.
45. Barney Stinson - November 21, 2009 3:37 PM
@16 Your post is way tooooo long,BORING.
@this oxford english puking boy from the video:faking a Headbutt is not cool!!!
46. skankypanda - November 22, 2009 1:43 PM
This guy is not for real. It's some doucehbag charcter he's made up to gain internet fame. Ironically this makes him a douchebag.