Nov 24 2009Mashed Peas, You Are Cleared For Landing

first ?

yay for 42

All it needs now is some "PEW PEW PEW" sound effects...for flair.

I'd wear it.

Have we run out of things to link to? We have been demoted to baby bibs.

wait, so you jab, i mean land the plane at the babies neck?

The bib is a keeper & the spoon can be used to smuggle drugs on airplanes.... just sayin

SIIIIIICK!!!!!!

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I used to bullseye womp rats in my t-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than a baby's mouth.

Let me know when they come out with a Predator drone version of this, so I can feed the kid without ever having to get up from my Dutch porn surfing. Thx. Better get the little guy goggles though, because my aim can be just a little off when I get distracted.

OPEN WIDE!!! WIDER!!! WIDER, YOU LITTLE SHIT...YOU THINK FLYING ONE OF THESE THINGS ONE-HANDED IS EASY???!!!!!

That's right...I gotz teh mad parenting skillzorz!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!ELEVENTY1!!

I just throw the food at my kids' face and see what lands in their mouth......... just sayin

@9 father of the year. :)

@9
Dad??? Is that YOU??? I'm so glad I've finally found you!!! I've been wanting to tell you thanks for helping me to become the Popcorn-catching Champion of the World for 10 years straight!!!!!! Your persistence and dedication to supporting me through those first years should stand as inspiration to all parents out there. You're the bestest!!!!

PS. Can you go ahead and catch me up on that allowance now? Thx.

@8, I'm totally on board with the 'death star trench-bib' idea. Whoah. Trench-bib. I gotta write that down and use it for something.

I think I found a use for it!

.....

no? Damn it....

@12

Deathstar trench panties & x-wing condoms. JUST SAYIN'!!!

Just for the record: 14 posts to take this from a cute little baby accessory to something completely perverted (yet cool).

I know, I know...I'm slippin.

hate people that trash posts. "this is lame" "this is what you're reduced to?" go read another fckin blog.

DO A BARREL ROLL into my mouth.

@14, I think you're onto something. Except, sex isn't as fun when she's still wearing her panties.

Hahaha, panties is such a funny word. Panties panties panties

@16
Ditto. Just makes me think that they truly lack imagination. @4 (and others of this ilk) - why not just skim along to another post that you do have something to add, OR another site that's more to your taste....like these: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.urchicago.com/files/hater_tots.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.urchicago.com/content/100209-great-debates-lindsay-lohan-katherine-champagne-wilson-standish&usg=__-tm1vYNt3KerhkfhXwFDkxoG3_w=&h=299&w=536&sz=165&hl=en&start=44&sig2=lUUMIvRQgmM5K-Khx9dssA&um=1&tbnid=kP-Gz7dP3Px8gM:&tbnh=74&tbnw=132&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dultimate%2Bhater%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D40%26um%3D1&ei=5CIMS4eOB8iXtgeX8-j-Ag

@17 - one word........crotchless.

I used this with a prostitute. But the spoon was replaced with...well..you know! Just saying!

@16
Ditto. No imagination. @4 (and others of this ilk) - why not just skim along to another post that you do have something to add, OR another site that's more to your taste....like this: http://ultimatehater.net/ Oh yeah, and don't forget your hater-tots. kthxbye

@17 - one word........cr0tchless.

Wait...You put the bib on the baby. Now, the only person that can really see the lights is the person feeding the baby. Anyone else think this is retarded? I ordered 3.

@10 More like Father of the Decade!!!!

Bahahahah.

Damn Slippy: always the weakest link.

Starfox ftw

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