Nov 13 2009Ladies: Quick Conversions Cooking Towel
I've never cooked anything in my life except crystal meth and I ended up blowing up the trailer, but I have eaten things before. Including, and virtually limited to: cereal and pudding. What can I say, I'm a health nut. Anyway, the Useful Towel is a $22 piece of fabric with conversions and stuff on it. I think. I actually don't know what they are, it all looks like jibber-jabber to me. But I'd still tie it around my waist and prance around the kitchen bare-assed. Suck it, Jamie Oliver!
Useful Towel Has a Couple of Uses [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. Woo - November 13, 2009 3:46 PM
:D
2. PorcelianPop - November 13, 2009 3:49 PM
I'll come over and cook for you GW
Just name the time.
3. i wold - November 13, 2009 4:26 PM
wipe my hands on it i think
4. i wold - November 13, 2009 4:27 PM
if it was clean and didnt have no kitchen dirt on it
5. Andrew Garrett - November 13, 2009 4:37 PM
I'm confused. What has this got to do with ladies?
6. zombot - November 13, 2009 4:52 PM
If this towel was any manlier it would be riding a T-Rex with lazerbeam eyes fighting Chuck Norris,Mr.T,Macgyver,Optimus prime,Terminator,a zombie horde,Oprah,Bruce Lee,and Ceiling&Basement Cat at the same time.
in other words, this is a man's towel, efficient, useful, and... you can cut holes in it and make a mask!!
7. Jon - November 13, 2009 4:57 PM
Yo man, a lot of guys cook too!
8. lorf - November 13, 2009 6:59 PM
You don't usually revert to sexism when using extreme hyperbole...
9. Stephanie - November 13, 2009 9:12 PM
Nice Breaking Bad reference, now get back in the kitchen bitch.
10. Paultergeist - November 14, 2009 4:29 AM
@10 and 11: Don't do it!
11. atheistgirl - November 16, 2009 1:14 PM
You want Jamie Oliver to do what?
12. RR - November 19, 2009 2:57 PM
Yo GW, cooking is not correlated with ladies. Now get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.