Nov 29 2009It's After My Head!: Giant Tarantula Backpack
This is a giant tarantula bookbag found on furaffinity.net by Geekologie Reader Kevin while searching for women that like to dress up as guinea pigs. It was made by talented user Dludnerad and stores a ton of whatever the hell people put in bookbags these days. Books, haha -- what is this, the 1800's?!
The amazing Tamara made me a mighty backpack for midfur. It's a gorgeous plush tarantula that clings to my back. He unzips beneath the mandibles so you can store goodies inside him.
Gleeee!He's amazingly soft and warm!
My dad was in hospital for his cancer operation over the week. I perched this on the end of his bed so it could stare at him. Part of my plan to get his blood circulating!
Great job and a very heartwarming story. Hope your father pulled through the operation in good health and gave a big eff you to that cancer. If I had it my way only robots would get that shit. Plus oil AIDS.
Hit the jump for a shot of the spider on.
Tarantula Backpack! [furaffinity]
Thanks to Kevin, who doesn't really have a "girls dressed as guinea pigs" fetish that he'll admit.
Reader Comments
1. Mistress Ishb (aka Aisha) - November 29, 2009 9:16 PM
woot
2. schmoogleman - November 29, 2009 9:17 PM
FIRST!!
I WIN.
thatd be horrifying to see on the street
3. schmoogleman - November 29, 2009 9:17 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
4. gizmoduck - November 29, 2009 9:25 PM
his ass jeans looks like the nbc peacock.
do not want
5. SoulessGinger - November 29, 2009 9:29 PM
...I need to own that backpack.
6. Lios - November 29, 2009 9:41 PM
Hagred Called he wants his pet spidey back.
7. turd furguson - November 29, 2009 9:42 PM
wow id just put a hole in its abdomen and mate with it to have super human babies. oh yeah and to lose my virginity...owned shhhhit got me :( <---im jerking off while writing this
@ #2 u messed up man go take your life now.
8. Few Pew - November 29, 2009 9:54 PM
I NEED that. that's fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - November 29, 2009 10:03 PM
@5
In Russia back pack owns you!
@all
Who wants to blow me? Are teh internets safe again? Who's jesus? (Carson Palmer)
10. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - November 29, 2009 10:20 PM
fuck
11. Gordon "Fucking" Shumway - November 29, 2009 10:21 PM
When did GW take down the fucking language filter?
12. The Geekologie Writer - November 29, 2009 10:43 PM
I took it down because i felt like it, don't question me!
13. turtle - November 30, 2009 12:37 AM
Nice!! It matches the one that is clinging to his face. Oh wait...
14. Dishy Dishyington - November 30, 2009 12:43 AM
The original Spiderman!
(GFS, thought your were locked behind a firewall. How'd you break free?)
15. fyritke - November 30, 2009 1:13 AM
I'd buy that if I weren't so poor/flat broke.
On a tarantula/bad-AI note: http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
O my goodness you can be a tarantula o my goodness.
You aren't nearly as fuzzy, though. :'(
16. Eskimobob - November 30, 2009 2:41 AM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/FurAffinity
Just a heads up. NSFW. Encyclopedia Dramatica and Fur Affinity.
But in all seriousness Awsome Book Bag.
17. sage james spirtos - November 30, 2009 3:36 AM
I SO WANT ONE!
18. Leonidas - November 30, 2009 7:49 AM
@9–11: Good to have you back, now where's my Pew³ and Moose Knuckle?
@12: I'll take down whatever I feel like I wanna take down. GOSH!!
19. Jaded Icon - November 30, 2009 8:05 AM
@ GFS
Well holy fucking shit! Who let you back in here? J/K man, good to have you back......if this is the REAL you?!?! If this is the real GFS what happened with your job? Did you get a new one? Anyways naas has been a little lonely without you so let’s see a psedo-hetersexual hug!!
20. Ollie Williams - November 30, 2009 11:25 AM
This man will never get laid. Ever.
21. BananaTom - November 30, 2009 11:33 AM
yiff in hell, furfags
22. Keithypoo - November 30, 2009 11:58 AM
And no. Not now. Not ever.
23. naas - November 30, 2009 12:01 PM
@9 - 11
http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/1134596028800.gif
24. Hannah - November 30, 2009 2:41 PM
gross gross gross
you need a spider disclaimer, good sir.
25. runes of magic gold - November 30, 2009 3:06 PM
god is me
26. finfan - November 30, 2009 5:25 PM
@ BananaTom, Aww why do you have to hate :(
27. Jimmy - November 30, 2009 5:31 PM
Hi. This guy is amazing he looks the same like me ! I'm from France and when I saw him this morning, I was just thinking I wasn't awake ... Got an email to get in touch with my "twin" ? ciao
28. livingjetlag - November 30, 2009 5:37 PM
Can you imagine being this poor guy's dad, going through cancer surgery, just to wake up and die of a heart attack because a humongous tarantula is about to devour him? Man, the surgeon is going to be PISSED.
Also, GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!
29. nico - November 30, 2009 5:45 PM
hi!
i really need to know who is this guy, because it's look like my brother, something amazing! please help me to find his email!
if you are this guy, please have a look on this blog
http://www.nicodelavegas.blogspot.com/
and see the fotos at the bottom o the page 1
sorry for my english, i'm french!
30. Don - December 1, 2009 2:25 AM
I ant to order it!!! but the website is down!!! T_T
31. Madzay - December 1, 2009 5:07 AM
I want, and yet i don't want all at the same time.
DAMN YOU SPIDER PHOBIA!!!!!
32. handbags shop - December 1, 2009 7:37 AM
I want, and yet i don't want all at the same time.
DAMN YOU SPIDER PHOBIA!!!!!
33. OMG - December 1, 2009 5:23 PM
Scary....
Also, why do people who post photos of themselves always have so much crap lying around?
Put the toy down and clean your fucking house. Then shave, get a haircut, and lose 25 pounds, cause...damn!
34. Syndrohm - December 3, 2009 12:05 PM
Does anyone know how to get in touch with Tamara to order one of these? The site is down and I need one!
35. Angelic the FurFag - December 5, 2009 7:49 PM
@ OMG, why does it bother you? Are you some kind of moron that goes cleaning up other people houses? Ew... go somewhere, OCD. :P
-=-
So want it hurts. I only wish FA wasn't out so that I could fav it. :3
36. Ashley - February 20, 2010 9:00 PM
awwwwww..... That is sooooo cute!!!! I want one!!!!
37. 外汇交易 - March 9, 2010 11:15 PM
(including http://) or email address. Yo
38. グッチバッグ - March 15, 2010 4:42 AM
to be friend with me!
msn:wuzhuhai@live.nc
39. Atlantica online Gold - March 25, 2010 10:21 PM
it is interesting,i like it!