Nov 16 2009It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Google Streets Car Finally Gets Christened By Bird
I can't believe it took this long. And, who knows, maybe it's happened before. I mean, birds shit on my car all the time. Cats too. And, at least twice this year, a homeless man. Well, from a purely technical standpoint, that was actually IN the car. And speaking of which: DON'T YOU EVER WIPE YOURSELF ON MY SEAT AGAIN. Use the passenger's.
Thanks to Marcos, who has slept in cars but never shit in them. Remember: don't shit where you eat sleep. Unless you pass out on the john, in which case go for it.
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Alternative title:
Pervert bird gets too excited on camera
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Can anybody track down when the bird actually pooped by navigating through the streets to see when it shows up?
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It also happens right down the street from that place.
http://maps.google.com/maps?client=firefox-a&hl=en&source=hp&q=6650+Franklin+Ave+%23+101,+Los+Angeles,+CA+90028&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=6650+Franklin+Ave,+Los+Angeles,+California+90028&t=h&layer=c&cbll=34.108737,-118.334926&panoid=_5SEaOhoXIoeotPriQz2Ig&cbp=12,306.58,,0,-46.73&ll=34.10865,-118.335032&spn=0.000543,0.001206&z=20
25. john the carpenter - November 18, 2009 1:39 PM
what's funny is if you follow the google maps link from the story, one of the businesses at that address is "White Glove Cleaning". lol how ironic.