Nov 16 2009It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Google Streets Car Finally Gets Christened By Bird
I can't believe it took this long. And, who knows, maybe it's happened before. I mean, birds shit on my car all the time. Cats too. And, at least twice this year, a homeless man. Well, from a purely technical standpoint, that was actually IN the car. And speaking of which: DON'T YOU EVER WIPE YOURSELF ON MY SEAT AGAIN. Use the passenger's.
Thanks to Marcos, who has slept in cars but never shit in them. Remember: don't shit where you eat sleep. Unless you pass out on the john, in which case go for it.
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Reader Comments
1. c2422131 - November 16, 2009 9:17 PM
Second!
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second
3. KevEERRROONNOOO - November 16, 2009 9:20 PM
Jerking Off from the 4th floor window produces a nice size splat!
4. Damage.Magnet - November 16, 2009 9:21 PM
Fourth!
5. suomynonA - November 16, 2009 9:27 PM
lol, nice one.
and lol @3
6. ObamaPacman - November 16, 2009 9:38 PM
Alternative title:
Pervert bird gets too excited on camera
7. Chris - November 16, 2009 9:46 PM
Now in stunning HD
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9. a Bird - November 16, 2009 10:51 PM
I'm sorry about that guys, I have PE.
10. Andy - November 16, 2009 11:11 PM
Can anybody track down when the bird actually pooped by navigating through the streets to see when it shows up?
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12. Anushka - November 16, 2009 11:55 PM
Nice Posting.
13. ugg boots sale - November 17, 2009 12:43 AM
You act as if it's the same thing as eating cereal for breakfast. I would have loved to watch them. Although, I must say, living for jumping over places is a little bit of a waste...
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Nice, but to other commenters, please stop spamming.
15. gizmoduck - November 17, 2009 2:42 AM
happy birthday shigeru miyamoto!!
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It's a sad day when the majority of comments are from spammers...... :(
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good tuesday morning to you fellow reader
...bird pewp
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23. Shaun - November 18, 2009 2:18 AM
It also happens right down the street from that place.
http://maps.google.com/maps?client=firefox-a&hl=en&source=hp&q=6650+Franklin+Ave+%23+101,+Los+Angeles,+CA+90028&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=6650+Franklin+Ave,+Los+Angeles,+California+90028&t=h&layer=c&cbll=34.108737,-118.334926&panoid=_5SEaOhoXIoeotPriQz2Ig&cbp=12,306.58,,0,-46.73&ll=34.10865,-118.335032&spn=0.000543,0.001206&z=20
24. john the carpenter - November 18, 2009 1:39 PM
what's funny is if you follow the google maps link from the story, one of the businesses at that address is "White Glove Cleaning". lol how ironic.