Nov 2 2009iPhone Fan Makes Anti-Droid Commercial
If you watch television you've probably seen the anti-iPhone Droid commercial that Verizon is running (if you haven't, watch it after the jump first). Well this is an anti-Droid commercial in the same style, created by a crazed iPhone fan that doesn't like it when people bad-talk his girlfriend. TOO BAD THE HUSSY DROPS MY CALLS ALL THE TIME. Ooooh, burn!
Hit the jump for the original commercial.
Original:
iPhone Fanatic Strikes Back At Verizon Droid Ad [iphonesavior]
Thanks to Michael, who doesn't get involved in mud-slinging campaigns because he only slings rocks. That's right, he let David take the credit. Da Vinci Code that!
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Reader Comments
1. Dream - November 2, 2009 12:36 PM
I like this commercial, cause everywhere nowadays is iThis and iThat.
2. Enflamed - November 2, 2009 12:36 PM
oh i find it hilarious how he said i dont buy brands that bash others, and he's defending apple...lol ironic
3. Sadiki - November 2, 2009 12:39 PM
That's what fanboys do.
4. Dream - November 2, 2009 12:39 PM
@2
Lol yeah, hes just a Brand-Loyal MacFag.
5. durp - November 2, 2009 12:41 PM
He admits it at the end of the "commercial", or did you just not watch it and choose to bash him regardless?
6. Dream - November 2, 2009 12:44 PM
@5
Got bored of it so stopped watching it.
7. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 2, 2009 12:52 PM
I can't remember why my penis is so small but I'll get back to you when I remember. :-D -o======
8. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 2, 2009 12:53 PM
p.s. I STILL brush my teeth with penises but I just found out you can wipe your ass with them too! I'm gonna throw this out there, but is there a problem out there a nice shlong CAN'T fix?
9. Pat - November 2, 2009 1:01 PM
Ohhh sick burn.
10. STOMPY - November 2, 2009 1:05 PM
(insert pointless mac vs pc bs here)
11. naas - November 2, 2009 1:07 PM
I am no geekologie abandoner anymore!! I missed you fellow commenters, how was the weekend?
12. STOMPY - November 2, 2009 1:09 PM
@naas
You were so dramatic in your departure, I figured you were going to prison for a while... or perhaps you are writing to us during the prison's supervised computer time in jail...
13. STOMPY - November 2, 2009 1:09 PM
But then again the Macs are like the worst OS's around..go PC all the way!
14. STOMPY - November 2, 2009 1:11 PM
But then again naas who cares about you and your smelly ass?
15. asddsa - November 2, 2009 1:11 PM
That's what gay people do.
16. STOMPY - November 2, 2009 1:11 PM
Dont forget gay people shop at asda..
17. uhh - November 2, 2009 1:12 PM
any iPhone argument can be immediately silenced by the simple fact that the biggest tools you know IRL use them.
18. milox - November 2, 2009 1:13 PM
Nice commercial, as the commercial says Iphone came first, so this "new phone" is a cheap copy of what the iphone does... or I'm lying???
19. naas - November 2, 2009 1:13 PM
dramatic STOMPY? I think not my old cellmate friend.... I just disappeared for a few days in ways I normally don't. If drama ensued, I didn't knock the jug of it over on the way out
20. STOMPY - November 2, 2009 1:15 PM
ahh, i see, its just a useless clone troll... try your best but you can't be as funny as me...
http://ytmndclones.ytmnd.com/
21. STOMPY - November 2, 2009 1:19 PM
@naas
looks like you brought some trolls back with you
22. naas - November 2, 2009 1:22 PM
impostoring is right up there with being the anonymous firstard, such a genius clever way to show everyone who you are. Everyone is fooled all the time when someone appears to talk like a 14 yr old about how gay they are, how much they love balls, (hrm what else) how their ass smells, ect.
Yeah, I can never tell who's who when that happens
23. rofl! - November 2, 2009 1:22 PM
people buy music ? o_O
24. naas - November 2, 2009 1:24 PM
@22 remember that scene from aliens when ripley found the acid blood melted though one of the sleep-pods during their journey & suspected they've brought one back with them? We found no sign of any foreign travelers this time, they're coming from somewhere else
25. naas - November 2, 2009 1:25 PM
damn, @21 not @22
26. Closet Nerd - November 2, 2009 1:28 PM
@20 A! Not gonna steal more bikes!
@14 naas we missed smelly ass..... *sniff sniff* *HORFFFF*
27. Harold^Sick - November 2, 2009 1:29 PM
Yup, because overpaying for products from an iMonopoly is MUCH smarter than using a product with an open source operating system...
Not to mention this "commercial" makes no sense since he admits that he doesn't buy products from companies which bash other companies, and then shows a piece of ad where Apple bashes PC, not to mention that Android has absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft or PCs...
Totally pointless and infantile, much like the Apple brand. Irrelevant.
28. naas - November 2, 2009 1:33 PM
I can't wait to get my first mac book pro, but the whole iThing is pretty ghey - I'm not getting wrapped up with any of that crap
BTW that teenage mutant ninja turtle muscleman is fücking gross to the power of horf
29. Emode - November 2, 2009 1:33 PM
droid version is great, appletard version is .. well.. funboy\ish and there's nothing we can do about it - except maybe wishing the maker good luck next year when apple introduces 'brand-new' version of iPhone - this time with another useful function other phones had since forever.
30. George Washington - November 2, 2009 1:35 PM
too bad anything made on an open source platform looks like ass.
31. Legion - November 2, 2009 1:36 PM
Death, be all but proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful. I am Legion for we are many...
32. Jaded Icon - November 2, 2009 1:39 PM
Almost clever......soooo close. Still, FAIL.
33. squeehunter - November 2, 2009 1:49 PM
"How did you manage to create such a masterpiece with Job's dick thrusting in and out of your mouth? "
Made me laugh
34. zigealo - November 2, 2009 2:02 PM
bullshit Mac dos'nt use scare tactics.
35. KillFanboys - November 2, 2009 2:19 PM
You stupid fanboys should just shut the **** up once in a while. Seriously, "Macs better" "PC is way better" "Iphone does this" god, im sick of it. Who the **** cares if ones slightly faster or some crap, people should be able to choose which phone they want, without some retard flaming about how this phone or that phone is better.
36. Doug - November 2, 2009 2:30 PM
"iDont buy brands that bash other brands"
what was the point of their Mac/PC advertising campaign they've been promting for the past few years? or does that count as just friendly banter?
37. D - November 2, 2009 2:45 PM
"iDon't buy brands that bash other brands"
huh? Mac's entire Justin Long advertisement campaign is based around bashing PCs. This person is an iTard.
38. TetraShiva - November 2, 2009 2:58 PM
@35
Do you have any friends who've bought into the cult of Apple?
It's seriously a cult. Apple can do no wrong, and they shell out $1,000s more for something I can build myself for 1/3rd the price. Scientology scares me less than these mindless zombies who are so internet retarded they need a training wheels computer to stop them from downloading viruses from IAmAVirus.Com
39. paul - November 2, 2009 3:28 PM
I have an iPhone (and Android myPhone) at work, and I don't really like either, but there's no need to defend Apple. Just the fact that Moto attacks iPhone to promote their (clunky Javamaphone) shows Apple is the leader.
40. Jim Jones - November 2, 2009 3:43 PM
Shame all the stuff in the iDon't commercial is true.
41. right - November 2, 2009 4:12 PM
icame first...that's why you're at home alone wanking over Steve Jobs
42. mike - November 2, 2009 4:24 PM
i am over the whole i-prefix used to denote emerging technology a-la apple. why cant we just go back to the good old e-prefix? no? i wouldn't mind an awesome new ephone. an sweet music on etunes. remember email?
43. EinoJ - November 2, 2009 4:35 PM
Sega does what nintendon't
44. greenman - November 2, 2009 4:36 PM
I like the iPhone. The droid's are nice too but I still feel iPhone is better. I do prefer windows based PC's over Apple though.
45. shitzangiggle - November 2, 2009 4:44 PM
If theres one thing i hate its fanboys, almost as bad as twitards. I mean I do have a macbook but its not like I brag about it, but it does serve my purpose better than any pc does (which is storing active viruses for fun because they dont affect macs). But one thing for sure my macbook will never be able to compete with my alienware desktop.
46. kaz - November 2, 2009 4:56 PM
Give me a break apple runs an attack ad on Microsoft every 5 seconds, on tv.
47. Doucheface - November 2, 2009 5:19 PM
iDon't think it was funny. Or good. Still, better than the regular Mac ads
Macs can suck my balls.
Word.
48. suomynonA - November 2, 2009 5:47 PM
(Pointless PC Vs. Mac Paragraph Here)
(Then wait a couple hours and read the replies to me...)
(Then make an extra long paragraph about why that person was wrong, here.)
(Then wait for a reply again...)
(Then read the pointless war that will not change anything, and just continue on with my life while that person waits for me to reply back to them...)
49. Howard - November 2, 2009 5:47 PM
*boggle*
iDon't buy brands that bash other brands????????????????????? HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAC COMMERCIALS? They're like a bad political campaign all smear and no substance...
50. Joe Schmoe - November 2, 2009 6:02 PM
Point by point:
* "vague information": Android is open source. All the information is out there; you just need to look for it. The iPhone SDK and documentation are also freely available, but only for so long as Apple cares to make them so. Slight advantage: Android
* "scare tactics": I don't see anything scary about a list of unimplemented features. If you do, then maybe you're afraid of Apple losing market share. Advantage: neither (irrational premise)
* "imitate": The iPhone is also an imitator. Palm, Symbian, and RIM all had operating systems on music-playing web-browsing phones before the iPhone. Advantage: IBM, who developed the first smartphone.
* "iDon't need a droid": No; you don't, but you don't really need an iPhone either. Advantage: neither (irrational premise)
* "iDon't have a problem with iTunes": Not having a problem with something isn't the same as using it because it is the best available option for you. The iPhone doesn't give you those options. Advantage: Android.
* "bash other brands": Clearly presented as a joke, this is sadly the only valid point. Casting aspersions on your competition doesn't prove that your product is suitable for the consumer, and consumers tend to make out better when there is more competition. But they need unbiased information to make the right choice for them, which is not what you get from biased comparative marketing.
51. KillFanboys - November 2, 2009 7:16 PM
@44
So true.
52. JJtoob - November 2, 2009 7:24 PM
Modern Warfare 2 for the PC won't support dedicated servers!!! Oh, sorry, wrong topic. Um... lets see.. iDon't... apple... droid.... ah ok. Irrelevant. Moving on....
53. whippersnapper - November 2, 2009 7:24 PM
There are 6 comments so far about the brand bashing bit in the commercial. Are the anti-apple people coming so unhinged watching this they can't comprehend it after a few seconds? Ads are ads... fake ads are fake.. ads. Apple, Microsoft, Linux, Google, Android, Blackberry, bla bla... who cares?! Use the one you want to use. They're tools, not family crests to be defended with sword and shield.
54. jim eh - November 2, 2009 7:48 PM
Fanboys make me laugh, they'll find any fault they want to find on a far superior product, it's a shame, if they gave it a try they'd forget all about their precious shitty iPhone.
55. whippersnapper - November 2, 2009 8:53 PM
@54 this type of comment is in the same vein as the fanboys'. It's a phone. It works pretty good, has a lot of users and a bajillion apps. It doesn't have some features other phones have. If those features are important to you, use a different phone. It's like eating soup with a spoon, and saying people eating their salad are doing so with precious shitty forks.
56. kyeskrid1992 - November 2, 2009 11:23 PM
he says he doesnt like brands that bash other brands but apple bashes windows all the time so that doesnt make sense
57. yeaaaa - November 3, 2009 12:31 AM
I bet everyone that talks shit about macs an iphones never have had one...I have had many types of phones and many pc's and macs. Apple creates better stuff that Windows and pcs. If you have not have both, you should stfu, because your ignorance is disturbing.
58. Steampunk T-rex - November 3, 2009 12:32 AM
I... oops
epic win, i nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
59. Daisy - November 3, 2009 2:44 AM
Photoshopped. Shadows all wrong. Period.
(never saw that one coming did ya???)
60. wtf - November 3, 2009 5:39 AM
Don't buy stuff that bash on others?
Hope his oh so holy Mac book burns in hell
61. Momboelitist - November 3, 2009 9:10 AM
Nothing like wasting valuable time designing an advertisement that you aren't being paid for. Now Apple won't have to file bankruptcy.
62. oyemeng - November 3, 2009 10:10 AM
Every time I see a Mac related ad, I can always expect to see 50+ comments.
Stop whining about what's better you pussies. To each his own.
63. DASH - November 3, 2009 10:38 AM
I am turned off for apple products by it's own users.
64. you sir suck - November 3, 2009 10:39 AM
dick
65. Max - November 3, 2009 11:15 AM
@49 again, just like we've told everyone else on this board, WATCH THE WHOLE COMMERCIAL BEFORE YOU START BITCHING! I stopped using Macs about twelve years ago, and I'll never ever go back. However I have two iPods and a Shuffle, and just got an iPhone a few months back and it's awesome. It's already been embraced by the public, and I have pages of apps and games, etc. etc and that's part of the reason. There's so much shit already out for it. I don't need open source doodads or multi-platform ding dongs or anything, I just want a phone that I can get on the web and most importantly PLAY KATAMARI ON!
66. venort - November 3, 2009 11:54 AM
anyone else thinking "sega does what nintendon't"?
67. dinoman - November 3, 2009 4:47 PM
i can believe they attacked the iphone like this how could they
the iphone is the most revolutionary device in the world and there is nothing better
and you people who have been saying mac rips on windows yeah well you can go suck it because apple is amazing and they can do what ever they want because they can do no wrong
i know because steve jobs told me
68. KillFanboys - November 3, 2009 8:51 PM
@57
Oh look, another rabid fanboy.
btw, I HAVE had an iphone before, so i know what im talking about when i say
fanboys are assholes.
69. ugh - November 4, 2009 8:45 AM
So is mactard a dictionary word yet? The thing I hate most about mac fanboys is they don't admit ANY of the shortcomings of the products or platform and think apple does no wrong. Then they immediately attack anything that makes fun of, attacks, or seems better than an apple product. If you're going to be self-righteous because you buy apple crap at least be honest about why you support it. Because you're a lame douche and you think having apple products makes you cool.
Funny thing is people are too small minded to realize that America doesn't even have the best phones in the world. The iPhone is nothing compared to what Japanese phones have.
70. THE smart - November 4, 2009 1:03 PM
"iDon't need to imitate"
lol
imitator
71. Sammywa - November 5, 2009 4:02 AM
iPhone just doesn't satisfy me anymore.
I'm thinking about dumping it. It might be different if I came first once in a while, but nooo...
72. NotSteve - November 6, 2009 3:10 AM
he forgot to mention that he likes a company that chooses what should be allowed on his phone and thinks it still owns the user rights to the phone AFTER a consumer purchases it. GO OPEN SOURCE
73. Thumperchica - November 7, 2009 7:31 PM
iDon'tGiveA FAH-Q!