Nov 13 2009Intergalactic Beats: Star Wars Gangster Rap
This is a Star Wars gangster rap and music video created by Bent TV. It was incredibly well made except the rappers didn't seem like real mf'ing g's. They looked like a bunch of pranksters and studio gangsters. YES I GOT THE RIGHT TO RAP ABOUT THAT. Check it this little ditty I just came up with:
Princess Leia, what a ho, I tossed her down the Sarlacc HoleThem Ewoks furry, tauntauns warm, I shot up the Death Star
Then got drunk off top-shelf liquor and had sex with like 30 AT-AT's
I AM THE HARDEST! HARDER THAN THESE DIAMOND CHAINS!
ALL NEW! Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles [atom]
Thanks to Jack, Angelina, Ringo and Mark, who are all hardcore mediumcore. Not bad!
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Reader Comments
1. JImmothy - November 13, 2009 1:31 PM
I hate Star Wars.
2. A ha! - November 13, 2009 1:34 PM
FIRS-
whoops!
3. blow - November 13, 2009 1:38 PM
@3 - U ARE OUT OF LINE, SIR!
4. catch22 - November 13, 2009 1:45 PM
go listen to MC Chris' "Fetts Vette"
its like 103x better
thats right...103X
5. dubba - November 13, 2009 1:53 PM
rapped in native accent, yoda did not.
i did like learning the orgin of blue milk though
though I did catch some lack of originality in the lyrics (skee lo, humpty hump, etc.) i appreciated it... liked the animation more than i thought i would have too
6. Russell - November 13, 2009 1:55 PM
Brilliant
7. Devo - November 13, 2009 1:59 PM
Michael Jackson? Seriously?
8. me - November 13, 2009 2:07 PM
they made the pricess look like a jew
9. proteon - November 13, 2009 2:11 PM
The comments have slowly degraded to mostly scumbags.
BELIEVE IT
10. Blastphemer - November 13, 2009 2:39 PM
@4
Agreed...but may be because I'm an old SWG geek as well (beta - nge...DAMN YOU SMEDLEY!!! Now Bioware is gonna own you!). Not much time for that type of stuff these days, but definitely remember Fett's Vette. Good on ya for it!
11. LSDiesel - November 13, 2009 2:46 PM
This was weak.
12. Blastphemer - November 13, 2009 3:21 PM
@1
Did you ever get your question answered? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091009225354AAigN4j
Did breakfast in bed help?
13. FrankieB - November 13, 2009 3:38 PM
Meh, mediocre at best. MC Chris' rap (Fett's Vette, as mentioned by #4) is far superior.
14. rg - November 13, 2009 9:17 PM
That just made me depressed.
15. mixulator - November 13, 2009 9:54 PM
RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
16. Tin - November 13, 2009 11:17 PM
That was pretty good, the flash was great too.
17. Riku - November 14, 2009 7:45 AM
GW, how can you say this video was incredibly well made, even when they sing about Gundarks and clearly show a Wampa? Blasphemy!
18. b00m - November 14, 2009 7:54 PM
i wanna have sex with an AT AT too !!!!1!