Nov 6 2009Impressive: Hasbro Star Wars Diorama Contest
Unbeknownst to me Hasbro has been holding a Star Wars diorama contest. This is a sample of one of the finalists titled 'Captain Solo Awaits His Fate in the Carbon Freezing Chamber'. I would have gone with 'Hey, You Said This Place Was a Strip Club', but whatever. Hit the jump to see the rest of Han getting frozen and the four other finalists. Then, go vote if you want to. Or don't, it's no skin off my back. But I do wish it was the skin off my pudding, because I can't stand that shit. WHICH IS WHY I NORMALLY STICK TO SNACK PACKS. *ahem* Mom.
Hit the jump for a bunch more diorama.
Hasbro Star Wars Diorama Contest
Thanks to Scott, who once made a diorama of the solar system in a shoebox for a class but only received partial credit because it was supposed to be a book report.
Reader Comments
1. Ferret - November 6, 2009 11:19 AM
Nice
First
2. Chris - November 6, 2009 11:21 AM
I want one. Give me the dinner scene when Lando betrays Han.
3. D - November 6, 2009 11:21 AM
@1
Even if your first, Your still a retard.
4. Dan - November 6, 2009 11:24 AM
Oh man STAR WARS stuff sucks so much
5. Gifts for Chinese - November 6, 2009 11:24 AM
amazing!
6. GoSS Jerk no longer sterilized for your pleasure - November 6, 2009 11:24 AM
Princess Leia is in for one hell of a gangbang in 6-8, nice
@ 1 Firstarded id¡ot, go f*ck yourself in hell, that is the prize for being a firstard.
7. JADE - November 6, 2009 11:25 AM
@ 1..........your a strawberry double douche twat waffle
8. TetterkeT - November 6, 2009 11:25 AM
First in the lamer line. Congrats, Faggot -- er, I mean Ferret.
9. naas - November 6, 2009 11:29 AM
@6 ha, bukake x-wing fashion!
The detail in these is great. Closet Nerd said people have too much time on their hands the other day, I think this is what he was talking about
10. Logan - November 6, 2009 11:36 AM
Check this one out, it's made of beer cans!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23FXhAOp_Xs&sns=em
love you all!!!
11. Stone.R - November 6, 2009 11:49 AM
@1.
You slimy little granny licking, jesus raping, god bashing, knob gobbling puffy vaj face!!
That is all.
12. Timbo - November 6, 2009 11:57 AM
@4 You suck!
Starwars is a classic and it's awesome.
13. Turbo - November 6, 2009 12:01 PM
NOT ENOUGH RANCOR!!!!!!!
14. LSDiesel - November 6, 2009 12:02 PM
The people who have nothing better to say than to bash the firstards are just as bad as the firstards themselves. What were you going to say if NO ONE had opened their mouths and claimed first?
I'm talking to YOU @3, @7, and @8
ANYWAY, I think the last one and the first one is the best. The Clone Trooper one looks like a cake.
15. Ra - November 6, 2009 12:10 PM
@4 - you don't deserve to read Geekologie.
these are kick-ass.
16. D - November 6, 2009 12:11 PM
@15
Well if I liked StarWars then I would of said somthing better.
And, Who are you? Police of the Interweb? Your just as bad for bashing those who bash the fristards!
17. JADE - November 6, 2009 12:14 PM
@17 ... I couldn't have said it better
18. Ham Bone - November 6, 2009 12:17 PM
i am working on one too it is the scene where they are told to "comb the desert" and they are like "we aint found shet"
19. Mike - November 6, 2009 12:41 PM
People people people.... our true enemy is no. 12. If i ever find out who you are I'm going to gut you like a trout.
20. LSDiesel - November 6, 2009 12:43 PM
@17, Yes. I am the interweb police. Now bend over for a cavity search....oh haha look. I found your brain!
21. JFreezy - November 6, 2009 12:51 PM
I would make the scene when Han cops a feel of Leia's boob after she gets shot on Endor, as seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSuLSU9aTLk
I would totally win!!
22. D - November 6, 2009 12:51 PM
@21
I wouldnt expect anyless from a tard who uses a Apple computer, who would enjoy making a joke about shoving ones hand up another mans bottem.
But anyway, For what #20 Said, People like #12, are the enemy.
23. Pat - November 6, 2009 1:08 PM
Sith Reunion FTW!
24. _me - November 6, 2009 1:52 PM
I think the Sith reunion one is hilarious! Good job on that one, whoever you may be. Nice touch with the ice sculpture too.
The other ones are great too, but they demonstrate the reason why Lucas continues to dominate fanboydom for all time. (See Seth Green, or Seth MacFarlane, or Seth Rogan, or Seth the Sith)
25. naas - November 6, 2009 2:36 PM
@23 '...who uses AN apple computer' & 'shoving ones hand up another mans BOTTOM'. Just wanted to clarify that grammar seeing that you're accusing someone else of being tardlike
26. Blastphemer - November 6, 2009 3:01 PM
Please excuse my 'tard'iness to this post (see what i did there?)...but I'm still looking for the twi'lek (preferably Oola) gangbang scene...Rancors invited.
27. Tom - November 6, 2009 3:49 PM
@14 - Oh there's plenty of rancour here.
ZING!
28. Tom - November 6, 2009 3:49 PM
@14 - Oh there's plenty of rancour here.
ZING!
29. Tom - November 6, 2009 3:52 PM
@28 & 29
You're an idiot.
Sorry for the double post guys!
30. Blastphemer - November 6, 2009 4:10 PM
@30
HA! Nice one, Tom.
What can I say? It's the little things I find funny.
31. Great White Pygmy - November 6, 2009 7:49 PM
Can't believe no one said it yet.
"Impressive. Most impressive."
32. Jaded Icon - November 9, 2009 8:03 AM
@ 22
The "real" enemy? You sound like a truther. Besides firstards are hardly regulars. And being a regular means that we can abuse them as much as we want. Think of it this way. We're all inmates and firstards are child molesters. We can fu(k them up if we so chose.
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34. RAFA DELGADO OLMEDO - February 12, 2010 6:33 PM
uhfff realmente genial,impresionante de lo mejor que he visto hasta ahora, solo puedo decir...FELICIDADES!!!!