Nov 23 2009Impressive!: A Triple Serving Of Geekery

deeee-lish!

First? Looks like cat vomit.

first

Fascinating.

@2 FAIL! ...dammit.

It's bread, Jim, but not as we know it.

It's worse than that, he's bread, Jim.

I'm a doctor, not a delicatessen!

Captian's yule log.

Vulcan/Elvish bread? Most illogical.

Deep PAAAAAAAAAAHHNN!!!!!!

She cannie take ne more raising agent captian!

@6 Not sure where you learned how to spell captain, but um, yea... it's captain ...just sayin'

God damn you.

That was in the worst one too. I should've just left that out.

Does that mean I spelt delicatessen right? Becasue I don't think I did.

because.

Fuck.

@10 You actually spelled delicatessen correct, yes. However you misspelled captain twice.

I just can't stop failing.

Fuck it. Just fuck it all. I try to make a few fucking jokes and I get fuck all back. I had a good laugh, even though I'm not familiar enough with elf lore or fucking dinosoars to make a joke centred around that, but I fucking tried. And now I've failed like, five fucking times. Well fuck it. You know what? The image fails. If it's a live long and prosper to us it sould be the other way round. There. Now I'm not alone.

I'm going to get some coffee and some biscuits, then I'm going to write out onomatopoea, pseudo-philisophical, and floccinaucinihillipilification (that's without checking). FUCK.

50:1 the swear filter doesn't get put back now.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

I've failed six times.

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION.

ANTIDISSESTABLISHMENTARIANISM.

METAMATHEMATICAL.

SOMNAMBULISTS.

I'm done.

also floccinaucinihilipilificatiousness.

@15 *yawn* Are we about done, lol.

Hey I've got those plates...

P.S. It's not 6:30. It's 11:30. And I'm tired. I had a gig last night and about 10 people turned up, but I still pushed it. I had to carry shittonnes of gear and figure out how to rewire a bar, because they were doing refurbishments. All for six tracks and a mild applause. Afterwards some eastern european chick asked us to give her a demo, so she could set us up with a tour of the baltic states (with Opeth and Paradise Lost, apparently...), and that if we did imagine better than A Perfect Circle we could tour with them too. A perfect circle haven't done a gig in 5 years. We're not even that heavy. GOODBYE INTERNET. BE SURE TO JUDGE ME AFTER YOU HAVE SOME LOVELY DINNER.

@10 yoy didn't spell
"spelled" right either, spelt isn't a word

GW, you should have made the title "Two Girls, One Plate" that would have got alot of people's attention.

@18 *hands gun over* Safety's off, make sure you splatter your brain somewhere that can be easily cleaned. :(

fucking cool!

@6 cabbo, roflmfao, that's the funniest comment I've read in a long time. You, sir, are a hero in the eyes of millions. I salute you captian. (clicks heels).

1/3 Vulcan, 1/3 Elvish, 1/3 Dinotastic, ALL CAT SHIT.

Cabbo @12 give the coffee a miss or switch to decaf

Ive re written @ 18 for you

P.S. It's not 6:30. It's 1:30. And I'm wired. I had a guy last night and about 10 people turned up, but I still pushed it. I had to carry shittonnes of rear and figure out how to rewire a skjn bar, because they were doing refurbishments. All for six cracks and a mild applause. Afterwards some eastern european chick asked us if we were emo, so she could set us up with a tour of the balsamic states (with Opec and Paradise Lost, apparently...), and that if we did A Perfect Circle we could tour with them too. A perfect circle haven't done a guy in 5 years. We're not even that heavy. GOODBYE INTERNET PORN. BE SURE TO JUDGE ME AFTER YOU HAVE SOME LOVELY CHEESE.

high five?...

na. no thanks bro.

Ok, this site.... man. cmon! come the fuck on. really guys? really with this? things must be pretty slow lately.

@ 12, "floccinaucinihillipilification" should be "floccinaucinihilipilification"

@ cabbo, and you forgot: supercalifragilisticexpialadocious

Dammit, GW Writer, you're gullible involving anything Vulcan. Someone just molded baby poop on a plate into the Vulvan peace sign and told you it was molded from "elvish bread", and you posted this disgusting poop picture on your site.

@29 thats not a real word

@12

it's spelled 'dinosaur' - GW should ban you for dropping out of kindergarten.

FIRSDOH!

That Elvish bread looks like it's been sitting in a dark, damp place for too long.

I hope it comes with a few dung beetle's that looks like a big cow patty.
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Just had to say (as opposed to "just sayin") that the elvish bread looks a lot like chicken fried steak. Now I'm hungry & stuck at work...thx.

@25 that was amazing.

@steampunk T-rex... No. You've failed. I fixed the first one, and the second isn't a word.

@32 Didn't go to kindergarten (I'd bet I've SPELLED that wrong too). Why? Because I'm from Britain. Well, not mainland. Northern Ireland. But I bet the average kindergartener can't spell dinosuar either. Ok, that's not much of an argument. But then I'd guarentee that you have a far inferior memory than mine, as far as straight data is concerned.

@Zing! I'm sorry.

"Ye cannie bend the loafs of physics, captain!"

I got dinosaur wrong again.

I'm getting a spellchecker now. I've had enough.

@36 now when I read everything you type I'm going to hear that accent

what an enjoyable read all of that has been

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MSScBIopM8

yeah that's the one

It looks pretty tasty *HORF*

If some c*nt can f*ck up, then that f*cking c*nt will choose the worst f*cking time to f*ck up because that c*nt is a c*nt.

http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html

It looks nice!