Nov 26 2009I'd Still Gobble It Up: Turkey Cake Failure

I don't care if it looks like a turd with a tail, I would still eat it BECAUSE I'M NOT WASTEFUL. The Geekologie Writer's plate is always a happy plate. With dinosaurs on it. And, sometimes, second helpings.
Turkey Cake Fail [failblog]
Thanks to Aisha, who had thirds one time. Thirds, crazy!
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Reader Comments
1. patricio - November 26, 2009 5:06 PM
I don't think a "turd" is what failblog was uh-oh-ing about. I think it looks like something else .. more ... phallic. But sure, eat it away =P
2. Yeah - November 26, 2009 5:08 PM
A turd Penis, I said it
3. Deetz - November 26, 2009 5:11 PM
A turd Pen15, I could almost say it.
4. om3ga - November 26, 2009 5:19 PM
i think the maker wanted to squat on it for real
5. NoE - November 26, 2009 5:29 PM
Who took a picture of my downstairs mix-up?
6. cabbo - November 26, 2009 5:30 PM
It's a dick.
Also looks remarkably un-tasty.
7. Dumbass White Guy - November 26, 2009 5:30 PM
Yeah.
Pretty sure that's a johnson posing as a turkey neck & head.
DaWG
A resident of America's Hat.©
8. sheng - November 26, 2009 5:38 PM
im pretty sure its a fail because it looks like a penis.......
9. nathan - November 26, 2009 5:39 PM
nathan
10. bobby - November 26, 2009 5:40 PM
looks like a dick after anal.
ew! who said that?
11. BCstevo - November 26, 2009 6:28 PM
Don't act like you've never had a chocolate dickturd.
12. Sylvain - November 26, 2009 6:31 PM
Thanks Bobby, you took those words (and only those words, nothing else !) out of my mouth.
13. LC - November 26, 2009 6:35 PM
How sure are we that someone isn't lying down out of view and stuck their jimmy through a hole in that tray?
14. Deathwish Dena - November 26, 2009 6:44 PM
glad I am not the only one who saw a penis
15. Liam - November 26, 2009 7:06 PM
@bobby, not unless she really needed a shit ;)
16. Michelle - November 26, 2009 7:50 PM
It looks more like a penis. Ha!
17. lala - November 26, 2009 10:05 PM
evidence of gw's innocence...and still-intact virginity
18. roberto - November 26, 2009 11:50 PM
Looks like Black guy's dong on fire.
19. Austin - November 27, 2009 1:01 AM
Actually...it kinds looks like a really nasty penis...
20. graf zeppelin - November 27, 2009 3:16 AM
@13: I admit. It was me. You never knew I had a black guy's wong did you? well, I had it fitted last month as a matter of fact. you know those emails you get about size... it's actually hidden ads for illegal organ transplants. and when I say organ, I mean, like, organ. ladies?
21. paul smith shoes - November 27, 2009 8:56 AM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
22. re-posted - November 27, 2009 9:18 AM
HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS WHEN ITS SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE A TURKEY LOLOLOL OH WHAT A COMICAL MISTAKE
23. Amaranth - November 27, 2009 10:23 AM
it's Geekologie writer's chode in disguise
24. Mac - November 27, 2009 10:26 AM
@22 Thank you, Doc Obvious. ;)
25. Ollie Williams - November 27, 2009 11:11 AM
@22
Oh the irony.
26. The Bush Whackerh - November 27, 2009 11:13 AM
Definately looks like a dick
27. Ebee - November 27, 2009 12:52 PM
Look's like a cross eyed di*k with a bloody nose.
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28. G-string Dynamite - November 27, 2009 2:45 PM
It's kind of cute...in a turd/dick kind of way...
29. bob - November 28, 2009 12:57 AM
GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!
30. bob - November 28, 2009 1:24 AM
Oh fuck you GW. I just saw you used gobble in the post title.
31. chicken - November 28, 2009 5:02 AM
Ok. I have to admit, it looks like every black c**k I have ever seen....I mean come on!!!! Whenever I see a porno with a big black one it just looks like a space dock.
32. paul smith shoes - November 28, 2009 8:38 PM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
33. Milkman - November 30, 2009 3:38 PM
Although it resembles a turd, it resembles a c_o_c_k also