Nov 27 2009I'd Drink A Case: New Scottish Beer Takes Cake For Highest Alcohol Content at 32%
Well folks, there's a new drunkest beer in town. And that beer is Tactical Nuclear Penguin by BrewDog Brewery in Scottland -- at 32% alcohol by volume content. I WANT IT INSIDE ME! Too bad it's gonna cost $49.50 a bottle. I'm sticking to isopropyl!
A warning on the label states: "This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost."
However Jack Law, of Alcohol Focus Scotland, described it was a "cynical marketing ploy" and said: "We want to know why a brewer would produce a beer almost as strong as whisky."
I don't know what kind of idiot test you have to pass to join Alcohol Focus Scotland, but for the sake of Jack Law, the answer is, "to get people drunk". Jesus, it's not rocket surgery.
'World's strongest' beer with 32% strength launched [bbcnews]
Thanks to 2MechanicalArms, Kitteh and Ross, who once drank 240% alcohol and loved every sip of it.
Reader Comments
1. [ R ] a u l - November 27, 2009 10:46 PM
FIRST!!
2. hooligin - November 27, 2009 10:46 PM
HORSESHIT
3. naas - November 27, 2009 10:48 PM
thats so cool, i would drink booze now
but all im drinking is jizz
4. jodie - November 27, 2009 10:53 PM
i wanna go to scotland now
and suck on pu*ssy
5. jodie - November 27, 2009 10:58 PM
@4 I don't like you ... I have to pass out Now.
please quit using my name...Did I mention I hate you?
I Am the Only One True Jodie!!!
PS> I love punctuation....;;;'''///
6. Mr. pig - November 27, 2009 10:59 PM
naas, it is not I impersonating you, i am offended at that accusation
7. jodie - November 27, 2009 11:00 PM
OMG @5 and @4 please stop :(
im the real jodie and you all know it
PS> thats not the real naas @3
8. Mr.pig - November 27, 2009 11:03 PM
jesus christ
i am so offended and all of this about jodie and naas, can it please stop to an end!? :(
9. anna - November 27, 2009 11:06 PM
what is badtz-maru doing there? i doubt the rest of the sanrio gang is aware of this.
10. naas - November 27, 2009 11:06 PM
HAPPY EARLY APRIL FOOL'S GUYS
I was the one that was pretending to be gay and jodie
you guys were getting pissed xD
11. jodie - November 27, 2009 11:08 PM
wow so it was you?
faggot
just get away from me
PS> your all fags
12. Lord of the horse beaters - November 27, 2009 11:12 PM
BOOOZE!!! To bad I'm a mormon against my will lol.
13. Lord of the horse beaters - November 27, 2009 11:13 PM
I stole ur name
14. wow - November 27, 2009 11:16 PM
this guy just wont stop
15. Lord of the horse beaters - November 27, 2009 11:17 PM
lol, sad isnt it.
16. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:20 PM
*shoots second clone of Lord of the horse beaters*
I hope i was of assistance
Farewell
17. gizmoduck - November 27, 2009 11:20 PM
hell yes frank zappa.
i drink to that
18. jodie - November 27, 2009 11:23 PM
Damn-it I'm really going to pass out!!!!
But, I have not posted on this issue,,,
But, What's wrong with woman on woman love?
With a great man involved?
Yes, I like punctuation!!!!
19. naas - November 27, 2009 11:24 PM
That isn't me.
20. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:25 PM
Dont worry REAL jodie im taking out the clones as we speak
you see there are many imposter here at Geekologie like the Fake naas. the fake jodie, and of course, daisy, i will protect you all
21. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:27 PM
i just found out my friend was ON geekologie and he says HE'S naas AND jodie
22. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:32 PM
@ jodie
just fucking pass out already
your JUST terrible
23. jodie - November 27, 2009 11:35 PM
*passes out*
24. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:42 PM
wow I have JUST noticed that the first three articles here on Geekologie involves naas and jodie
kinda weird isnt it?
someone is obviously pulling a prank
25. jodie - November 27, 2009 11:42 PM
Save me agent Bill!! I must pass out from liquor induced ....Shit...
Yet , I feel I can't leave this web-site because some Ass is
impersonating me...Save meeeee Billlllll...Sleeeepppp..
They seem to be pittting me against Nass????
Sooo, Drunk Jodie Loves You Nass!!!!
Its All lLies!! I really love you......ALLL... LIES.........
The Real Real Real real jodie......Loves.......Y.o...U....
And Vodka. just say'in
26. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:43 PM
I just hope your the REAL jodie ._.
my shift ends at 9:00
27. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:47 PM
Hey?
have the clones stopped?
ohh no
there spreading
the infection has spread
i cannot take all of these clones better head to IWatchStuff.com
im sorry fellow users but my time is up
i will be hiding in iWatchStuff.com
bye *waves Hand*
28. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:59 PM
it seems they have stopped...For now
i came back from IWatchStuff because i was bored lol
i will go back to my hidden Base in Miami
Goodbye and Be CAREFUL with the clones
29. Ben - November 28, 2009 12:08 AM
I'm a little confused as to why Badtz Maru is involved with this...
30. gizmoduck - November 28, 2009 12:19 AM
@22
its you're not your
just say'n
31. Wang Dongdong - November 28, 2009 12:35 AM
Mr. pig @6 @8, chill, we all know your OK with the oinks and squealing and the bacon jokes. So be happy, pig out on a have a ham sandwich. Don't go off to your sty wallowing in your being offended and all. We wuv you totally lots and lots.
Now bend over and give us an oink.
32. tactical - November 28, 2009 12:40 AM
I'm First, I own the domain: http://tacticalnuclearpenguin.com/
33. jodie - November 28, 2009 1:53 AM
Wtf is with all the jodie impersonators? I am the real Jodie.
34. Sc0TL@nD$/F!n@L/]-[3r0 - November 28, 2009 3:31 AM
ALBA GU BRATH! SCOTLAND FTW 10 times over!!!!
35. Agent Bill - November 28, 2009 4:23 AM
Oh yeah. On the topic. Man love is cool. I want that bottle in my ass.... NOW!!!
36. turtle - November 28, 2009 4:43 AM
"Jesus, it's not rocket surgery."
Ok I LOVE your writing, I love it. This line made me laugh for about 4 minutes.
37. turtle - November 28, 2009 4:49 AM
Hm. Imagine that. The world's strongest beer also has the world's most awesomest name, worlds most awesomest costumed mascott AND world's most awesomets slogan. One MILLION bottles of beer on the wall, one MILLION bottles of beer.....
38. Jodie foster - November 28, 2009 5:17 AM
Bunch of copycats.
39. me - November 28, 2009 5:33 AM
Jodie Foster?? do you live in Georgetown????
40. Hudson - November 28, 2009 5:36 AM
AMG I noes Kitteh <3
41. Lejsi - November 28, 2009 6:35 AM
32% big deal! When I were in China a couple of years ago they had 48% beer at walmart, tasted like shit :/
42. Ebee - November 28, 2009 7:05 AM
I wonder what this beer tastes like, is it good or only strong?
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43. Doug - November 28, 2009 9:18 AM
OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND.... I've never felt so patriotic
44. Rocket Surgeon - November 28, 2009 10:26 AM
I major in rocket surgery and I would drink this beer.
45. Rayman - November 28, 2009 10:39 AM
The I drink beer. No thanks that's just straight alcohol poisoning.
46. The Geekologie Writer - November 28, 2009 10:43 AM
Thank you for these productive comments.
47. cabbo - November 28, 2009 10:46 AM
BOO XE IS GOODB
48. naas - November 28, 2009 11:45 AM
A few people were definitely bored last night. I enjoyed the read this morning though.... just sayin
49. jodie - November 28, 2009 12:50 PM
Wow, I just spent 30 min. scouring all the posts to see
how many times 'I' posted last night...
I hope every one knows that most of that wasn't me.
But, yeah, It made for good reading this morning!
50. naas - November 28, 2009 1:46 PM
@49 I think it's pretty obvious, plus it wasn't a school night so the loser kiddie type of sort with no friends could stay in and play on the computer until midnight
51. naas - November 28, 2009 3:22 PM
Play with my dick, that is...
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62. D - November 29, 2009 1:47 AM
Meh, shits weak. Wizzeak!
I used to pour cheap vodka into my cans of busch beer when I didn't feel like walking around with a bottle of vodka and a can of beer. Thats pretty much what this is, beer fortified with hard liquor since you can't brew beer to be 32% alcohol. Getting to 32% alcohol content requires distillation.
63. Randalator - November 29, 2009 6:10 PM
Not to piss on the Scottish parade but the world's strongest beer still comes from Germany.
It's called [url=http://www.brauhaus-vetter.de/html/unser_bier.html]Vetter 33[/url] and brings a solid (and Guinness Book certified) 33 degrees Plato (hence the name) to the table. That equals 37.91% alcohol by volume content.
64. Stinky - November 29, 2009 10:55 PM
You know what people usually call 32% beer?
Whiskey!
The stuff started as beer, but they freeze the water out. In distilling, they start with beer and use heat to remove the water. Same effect, different temperature.
It isn't beer anymore, it is ice whiskey.
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Also, for those of you doing the impersonations, had your fun yet? We get it, you can frustrate people that care what you might say using their name. Ha ha. Wow, you really worked us all over. Can we just move on?
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