Nov 19 2009I Would Eat That Don't Know: A Jabba Cake
I'm sure lots of time and effort went into the construction of this Jabba the Hutt cake, but that doesn't mean I'd eat it. You see, I have a rule about eating things that look like slippery green turds: make somebody else try it first. Which, *cocking laser blaster* is why you're here. Don't think I won't shoot first -- I will shoot first. Now, try one of those things on the plate behind him. What is that, a bacon-wrapped cheeseball? Okay -- now feed it to me like a baby bird.
Jabba the Cake [geekstir]
Thanks to Abby, who would have dove into that cake no questions asked. It's not a swimming pool, Abby, geez!
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Reader Comments
1. jovon ashworth - November 19, 2009 10:55 AM
first!!!
2. radio alarm - November 19, 2009 11:03 AM
but is a jawa gonna jump out and dance for me?
3. Pat - November 19, 2009 11:03 AM
"Apparently, the notorious gangster got locked in his stretched limo and ate himself to death."
4. fire alarm - November 19, 2009 11:05 AM
@ 2 what the frenchfries is the matter with you, a jawa? sounds a little gay-wa. princess leia in bikini FTW
5. The Dude - November 19, 2009 11:07 AM
I'd hit that. I mean eat. I'd eat that.
6. teenie - November 19, 2009 11:10 AM
mmmmmmm...cantaloupe wrapped in prosciutto followed by a lovely dessert of Jabba tail - brunch that covers all the basic food groups
7. Fact Guy - November 19, 2009 11:12 AM
AHHHHH First Bitches
Fact for you
8. madgame - November 19, 2009 11:14 AM
Ahahahah I facking laughed out loud...great post gw
9. Closet Nerd - November 19, 2009 11:15 AM
@3 Nice reference. ("Found anything yet?" "We ain't found SHIT!")
Jaba-jawa-wookie-nipple-pinchie....... just sayin.
10. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 19, 2009 11:22 AM
turd
11. naas - November 19, 2009 11:23 AM
That looks a lot more like what I left in the toilet this morning instead of a cake.... just sayin
12. Blastphemer - November 19, 2009 11:28 AM
@3 & 9
When will then be now? Soon.
@11
Pic on ratemypoop.com, or it didn't happen. PS. You GOTS to stop eatin those rosarita refrieds, my man...they're killin you. just sayin...
13. naas - November 19, 2009 11:33 AM
@12 I don't take my camera in the bathroom with me anymore, ever since softlicious I juusst cann't do eeeet
14. naas - November 19, 2009 11:33 AM
..just sayin
15. Bethy - November 19, 2009 11:34 AM
what about served wtih the bacon in the background?
16. 24-bit whore - November 19, 2009 11:34 AM
@12 http://www.reload.me.uk/stuff/spaceballs.gif
17. Timbo - November 19, 2009 11:37 AM
i'd nom that mother...
18. Samir Notgonnaworkhereanymore - November 19, 2009 12:08 PM
How 'bout some Jabba cake and Yogurt? With strawberries?
19. Blastphemer - November 19, 2009 12:27 PM
naas - kinda reminds me of that myspace fail pic of the chick snapping an overhead shot with a hot one still swimming around the bottom of her toilet bowl in the background.
24-BW - Thx!!! I think you just provided me with my new avatar. I just need to find one with a bit of flash so it can show an endless loop of their heads looking back and forth from the camera.
20. Greedo - November 19, 2009 1:21 PM
I love how you have to cock your laser blaster--since automatic laser weaponry hasn't been invented yet.
21. jose - November 19, 2009 1:40 PM
BEHOLD MY WONDERFUL USB CASE MOD
oh wait the GW hasnt posted it up....and yet he decides to post up a green slimy turd.
YOU BASTARD
22. Blastphemer - November 19, 2009 1:41 PM
Greedo - It's not that "automatic laser weaponry" hasn't been invented yet, it's just that he likes to cock things. Can't blame the guy...sometimes things just need a good cocking. Plus a nice cock will usually draw attention and calm almost any situation down immediately. just sayin...
(see what i did there? gotta love double entendre's)
23. Jaded Icon - November 19, 2009 2:56 PM
@ 20
That's how you know GW is bluffing.......soo, what are you waiting for CALL HIS BLUFF, I EFFING DARE YOU!!!!
24. livingjetlag - November 19, 2009 11:02 PM
The thing looks like it's made of avocado. Jabba was even more turdy-looking and brown. I want to know who wanted this cake, and for what occasion. Is this for a fat, slimy kid's birthday?
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26. kayley babezz xx - November 24, 2009 4:00 AM
hahahahaha lol look at tha how funny does it look lmffao !!!!!!!!!!!!
27. kayley babezz xx - November 24, 2009 4:00 AM
hahahahaha lol look at tha how funny does it look lmffao !!!!!!!!!!!!
28. Wendy - December 4, 2009 10:39 AM
Our Jabba the Hut was better than that cuz we actually had Hans in carbonite and Leia in her slave outfit. All was edible.
http://www.edibleelegancetex.com/images/images/Sculpted%20Cakes/101509%20jabba.JPG