Nov 12 2009I Wasn't Looking For That: Mystery Google Gives You Previous Person's Search Query

Type a search query into Mystery Google and you get the results of the last person's search. For example, I searched for a serious medical condition I have, and got the results for "u'v got a face only ur momma could love". Neat? Yes. Helpful? Absolutely not. But don't let that stop you from blowing a few minutes screwing around with it. Remember: every minute wasted is a minute spent kicking the man in the junk. Go on -- kick him. Now do it again. HARDER! Okay now do me.
Thanks to Emortal, Blastphemer and Shadow Sushi, who don't search the interweb, the interweb searches them. So are we we talking like full body or what?
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Reader Comments
1. Paul - November 12, 2009 1:17 PM
Firsty firsty, girly girly.
2. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 12, 2009 1:23 PM
that's pretty lame all i got was this
AMANDA GARRETT NEEDS TO BE WOKEN UP! WHAT DO?
who the hell is amanda garrett and furthermore why wont she wake up sheesh now i need to research this further...
3. I did it - November 12, 2009 1:28 PM
I typed in geekologie and go sent to a wikipedia page for lesbian music....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes_I_Am
4. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 12, 2009 1:37 PM
MY GOD! this mystery google is quite the little treasure i typed in alice in wonderland and got something where it said text me my name is james... his number is 636-346-4208 seriously txt him asking for james and talk about mystery google. the guy is weird
5. Dishy Dishyington - November 12, 2009 1:43 PM
I got the Cheshire Cat:
http://easyaspi.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/buseycat.jpg
6. Napoleon - November 12, 2009 1:51 PM
It doesnt even work. You dont get what the person before you typed in, what it gives you is just random bullshit that circles automatically.
7. Allegro - November 12, 2009 1:53 PM
such an odd site... I got the results for
"E-mail xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com if you get this in Mystery Google. I will pay you 5 dollars over PayPal"
address censored of course..
8. GoSS Jerk, formerly sterilized - November 12, 2009 1:54 PM
nice, i got the lyrics for Confortably Numb (nuts) dedicated to #1 aka Paul
9. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 12, 2009 1:55 PM
@ napoleon. yeah it does work actualy... of all the people in the world that use it, its the person that used it last (a person somewhere in the world) not the person who used it last on your specific computer
10. darn it - November 12, 2009 1:56 PM
and I freaking got a gay porn with first try. My eyes exploded insantly.
11. Allegro - November 12, 2009 1:58 PM
ahaha, time to start "feeling lucky" for goatse
12. Eric - November 12, 2009 2:03 PM
Got "Call of Duty" reviews. Brilliant.
13. PaulWall - November 12, 2009 2:05 PM
Type "What is this"
I can finally say that I have discovered an Easter egg. My dad will finally take me back and accept me for who I am.
14. not required - November 12, 2009 2:06 PM
i typed something perverted and got geekologie!
15. M - November 12, 2009 2:10 PM
All I got was a bunch of random letters: fhj ghj jhk. Apparently the loser before me couldn't muster up a single word to type.
16. Erica - November 12, 2009 2:10 PM
Okay, geekologie, you have got to stop linking every other word to an irrelevant previous entry. It's become totally distracting and ridiculous now.
17. Boozie - November 12, 2009 2:15 PM
What the hell, I put in why does it rain just to have a normal question and it came up with shitting fuzzy bunnies. Can't say I've ever had that problem before, man oh man!
18. victor - November 12, 2009 2:15 PM
good stuff got a laugh i just typed the question "why do you suck"
responce: a website pops up with this big picture of a girl cying and praying and in big huge letters it says"SATEN HATES YOU" lol
apperently a movie thats coming out found at satenhatesyou.com
^_^ thats not what satan said yesterday!!! ; D
19. greenman - November 12, 2009 2:17 PM
I typed in poop and it just responded with "Mystery google is not a toilet"
20. Tojo Reeves - November 12, 2009 2:21 PM
Hey, GW, you should tell everyone how awesome I am because I spent the past 15 minutes searching "Geekologie" into Mystery Google, backing up, and doing it again. On second thought, you should just give me five dollars for advertising.
21. Closet Nerd - November 12, 2009 2:21 PM
I typed "J Dilla" and got "how can I masturbate at work without anyone knowing" IT is gonna have a blast with that one....
http://www.google.com/search?q=how%20can%20I%20masturbate%20at%20work%20without%20anyone%20knowing
22. Pablo Picasso - November 12, 2009 2:24 PM
If you hit search with nothing in the box it says "Please do not type gibberish", then if you search "gibberish" it says "Well aren't you clever"
Easter Egg Get
23. YellowBird112 - November 12, 2009 2:24 PM
EASTER EGG: Search "test"
24. Dishy Dishyington - November 12, 2009 2:27 PM
Type is "Mystery google" and "google". If you're into that sort of thing (and I know that you are).
25. Muahahahaha!! - November 12, 2009 2:28 PM
I typed Geekologie and got this Google error saying that the person before me typed this to google search. Text 4695313505 and say adri loves you!! Can somebody say....... BOMB TEXT!!!!! !!!4695313505!!!! send a text. F the hell out of that number!!!
26. Jrdn - November 12, 2009 2:30 PM
lol i typed in geekologie and got
http://www.hoes.com/hollywood.html
how perfect.
i also liked "thats stupid search kitties instead!"
"only a handful of people have your intelligence and most of them purr when they're happy"
bum fights
nintendo
and PenIsland.
ahaaha i thought it was penis land
but then it was like "Your Pen is Our business."
i love this.
27. Dishy Dishyington - November 12, 2009 2:35 PM
Typed "Geekologie" and got "Twilight". Eerie.
28. Cassidy - November 12, 2009 2:52 PM
I've gotten "the elf flies at midnight" twice now.
Also, I typed in "I will always love you" and got "I don't like you" Bad omen?
Plus, two phone numbers. Who wants em?
29. hello my name is.. yes, so it's.. hmm.. so, you know... - November 12, 2009 2:59 PM
Flippin Hell!!!
I managed to be so fast that i searched for something, pressed backspace, pressed enter quickly again, and my own phrase was there. so there was me searching just before me. cool, init?
yes, this is not easy to explain for me. sorry, no understand english.
anyways, i think it's awesome!!!
30. hello my name is.. yes, so it's.. hmm.. so, you know... - November 12, 2009 3:00 PM
i've been trying for like half an hour though..
31. technotitclan - November 12, 2009 3:00 PM
I think I'm the only one using it now!
32. Cassidy - November 12, 2009 3:03 PM
@technotitclan
No, I'm still here.
33. technotitclan - November 12, 2009 3:03 PM
I just got this one
hello ; 210-883-5188 text me with your name :)
34. JB - November 12, 2009 3:08 PM
Wow, a simple trick redirecting to Google and that guy will rack up big $$ with the ads. Wish I had thought of it...
35. Cassidy - November 12, 2009 3:08 PM
@technotitclan
HOLY CRAP, I have that one too.
I have:
850 643 6129
434 441 6682
301 789 6062
207 576 6714 (Kat, apparently)
210 883 5188 (who just text me back)
36. Cassidy - November 12, 2009 3:15 PM
"540 905 3515 ima hot babe"
^Probably a dude.
37. technotitclan - November 12, 2009 3:19 PM
@ cassidy prolly
38. technotitclan - November 12, 2009 3:25 PM
text meeeee!!!!!!! 1-413-539-4663
some one is eager
39. JFreezy - November 12, 2009 3:30 PM
I typed "unicorn horns" and got directed to a nasty site featuring animals, if you get what I'm saying LOL! I'm at work, and probably getting fired after that website.
40. technotitclan - November 12, 2009 3:33 PM
610-470-3249 if ur lookin for a super hot puppyish babe
what the hell is a puppyish babe
41. rawr - November 12, 2009 3:34 PM
I got a layout of the Enteprise...
42. cassie - November 12, 2009 3:39 PM
if don't type in anything, just click search. then type in gibberish.
43. technotitclan - November 12, 2009 3:40 PM
Text your fantasies of what you would do to an asian to 612-208-7659
44. Cassidy - November 12, 2009 4:22 PM
@technotitclan
I would hope that asian is a puppyish babe.
45. Charlie - November 12, 2009 4:35 PM
This is what I got.
hardcore midget amputee kittens we love stumps
46. apizzle - November 12, 2009 4:35 PM
gt this number after i typed something in google and she was really funny ...
816-903-5777
47. jodie - November 12, 2009 4:41 PM
@16 Erika ,
I beg to differ. I have spent 5 months studiously researching the Geekologie
web-site. I believe I have read most every post. I roll over each link to see if
I have seen the post and sometimes there are some I haven't seen
(usually in the 2007 year...w/ no links).
Now I am full of knowledge on the subjects of Tokyo flash, Lego's, dinosaurs,
useless products I can't live with out, I am aware of the impending robot
apocalypse and a wide variety of bacon products and so much more.
The word wizardry of GW is awesome.... One can not impart too much
information.
So, I say carry on with the links!
48. Shadow Sushi - November 12, 2009 5:21 PM
:D
49. Lissy - November 12, 2009 5:35 PM
#19- I did that and got it too! ^_^
50. dwef - November 12, 2009 5:35 PM
I typed in hitler and got
"What blunt object would you want forcibly inserted into your butt? 914-216-1911 "
Go for it, internet
51. Eskimobob - November 12, 2009 6:17 PM
i typed in vag*ina and got fresh prince of bel-air. ne1 else think that this is funny?
52. Eskimobob - November 12, 2009 6:22 PM
my search for geekologie brought me to this site
http://www.flickr.com/photos/aubs/
53. Deetz - November 12, 2009 7:34 PM
It tells you not to type gibberish, so I typed "gibberish" and it told me i was clever.
XD
54. Deetz - November 12, 2009 8:19 PM
lmao @ 52
They are all in Snuggies. Except the hot blonde with the nice gams.
55. cabbo - November 12, 2009 8:22 PM
typed in skeptictunes myspace and some other stuff. Johnathan frakes is alive and well, apparantly, and I got someone off'v here's email. Numberonespatula.
Hey man!
56. cabbo - November 12, 2009 8:24 PM
@41 AWESOME. GIVE.
57. Rootbeerhead - November 12, 2009 11:14 PM
aaaaaaand i quote:
"hahaha omgosh.1204-999-0901. text or call itshe needs you in her life".
Awesome.
58. Kaiser - November 12, 2009 11:59 PM
So apparently if you search for "rickroll", instead of giving you the previous person's results, it automatically takes you to the YouTube video :(
59. lol epic - November 13, 2009 12:14 AM
text 804 690 3339 for some fun ;)
60. Jiakasuma - November 13, 2009 2:05 AM
FUN
61. ob - November 13, 2009 5:44 AM
07517472946 - PLEASE TEXT ME!
62. me - November 13, 2009 5:53 AM
i got "Hail! I\'m Google Mystery and I want your soul! Mwahahaha"
63. RattyRichards - November 13, 2009 8:11 AM
OMFG i just had this
Hi I like to have sex with my dog and post videos of it on the Internet but I can\'t find any free sites that let me do this
64. Newt - November 13, 2009 9:39 AM
type in "rickroll"...pretty clever.
65. Angel - November 13, 2009 1:10 PM
funny, thats how i found this site.
66. Lydia - November 13, 2009 1:59 PM
I actually did this and got "best places to hide bodies"
67. That one British guy - November 16, 2009 4:03 PM
I put in "I am British" and got "i am the lord of jesus christ"
Uh...