Nov 2 2009I Like: The Periodic Table Of Picnic-ery

This is the periodic table of picnic-ery. I like how the makers went the extra mile and even shaped the table correctly. Because if I'd have made it it would have just been a rectangle. On fire. I dine fiery al fresco!
Table of Elements: Get Some Chemistry In Your Next BBQ [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. chiva - November 2, 2009 1:46 PM
first
2. Emode - November 2, 2009 1:46 PM
I could use second bench.
3. Legion - November 2, 2009 1:49 PM
Death, be all but proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful. I am Legion for we are many...
4. naas - November 2, 2009 1:50 PM
@1 http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/Modelrockettonuts.gif
That's the best table of elements post to date. After all the t.o.e postings on geekologie, this one is FTW GW!
5. billy joe raskins - November 2, 2009 1:57 PM
aids gives me super strength to lift that bench
6. STOMPY - November 2, 2009 2:01 PM
@1 http://shaunbeatdown.ytmnd.com/
That's nothing, I once made a table of elements swimming pool where, made up of the equal parts liquid of every element in the table...
7. Closet Nerd - November 2, 2009 2:03 PM
That is an awesome table! "Can you please pass the NaCl? I believe it is on top of the Selenium"
8. Hayley - November 2, 2009 2:21 PM
That is pure Au.
gw GW.
9. Closet Nerd - November 2, 2009 2:22 PM
@1 http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091102/gif_04.gif
10. Hayley - November 2, 2009 2:35 PM
@ 9. I lol'd.
11. naas - November 2, 2009 2:37 PM
@9 I love making a point with a gif, that was well done
12. naas - November 2, 2009 2:38 PM
I brush my teeth with penises and floss them with male pubic hair. Then I swish-swosh with diarrhea. That's what I like!
13. Pat - November 2, 2009 2:42 PM
@2 Nah, it's handicapped accessible that way.
14. naas - November 2, 2009 2:42 PM
@12 http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/wrong.jpg
15. STOMPY - November 2, 2009 2:53 PM
naas, Closet Nerd, LSDeisel and I are dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the trolls are pussies. And the cloning personl is an a-hole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get facked by dicks. But dicks also fack assholes: assholes that just want to shiit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fack an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fack too much or fack when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shiit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fack this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shiit!
16. WakeBear - November 2, 2009 2:58 PM
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/10/30/periodic-pinic-table/
That table's outside the chem building at my school, Wake Forest University. A couple art students built it back in 03. Nobody every uses it thought since the chem building is so far away from everything else.
17. Closet Nerd - November 2, 2009 2:59 PM
@12
Like a true poet my friend.... like a true poet
18. Hayley - November 2, 2009 3:08 PM
@ 15.
Is that from True Blood? I could google it but I don't care that much.
19. Hayley - November 2, 2009 3:11 PM
* I meant True Romance
20. naas - November 2, 2009 3:12 PM
@15 I always knew the world to be made of 3 different types of people ☺
21. Cabbo - November 2, 2009 4:18 PM
@18 Wrong twice, it's TEAM AMERICA
The table is a giant chemical Scratch 'n' Sniff. Careful not to spill any on the francium.
22. Mr. Anderson - November 2, 2009 6:32 PM
Do want.
I just hope my bagel doesn't get uranium on it...
23. anon - November 3, 2009 5:10 AM
I will never sit down on this bench with so many radioactive elements close to my balls.
24. Jaded Icon - November 3, 2009 8:46 AM
So, where is this? At a university?