Nov 27 2009I Don't Remember That: Not-Right Nativities
This is a little gallery of nativity scenes with characters and situations I don't remember reading in the bible. But maybe that's because I read the King James version and IT WAS EDITED. You know that song, 'We Three Kings'? It was originally written, 'We Three Kings and Our Dinosaurs. All the images are available as 5x7 photographic prints and make perfect Christmas cards. And you know what else do? Valentines with all the words crossed out. THESE ARE HARD TIMES.
Hit the jump for four more and the link to even more.
Thanks to Trin, who better stop sending fruit baskets every year.
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Reader Comments
1. Mr. pig - November 27, 2009 3:48 PM
Oink!
2. Mr. pig - November 27, 2009 3:49 PM
Oink!
3. Mr. pig - November 27, 2009 3:50 PM
Oink!
4. Tennist0 - November 27, 2009 3:50 PM
lol 2 & 3 after the link
5. Mr. pig - November 27, 2009 3:51 PM
firstards, secondtards, and thirdtards==PWNED
6. naas - November 27, 2009 3:55 PM
@1, 2, 3 & 5 - if by that you mean you're the biggest douche of them all then yes, we can see that
7. gordon - November 27, 2009 4:01 PM
Who is the girl in the pink in the first photo after the jump?
8. jodie - November 27, 2009 4:24 PM
@7 From final fantacy..Yuki? I think..But she died.
9. Rosswell - November 27, 2009 4:42 PM
her name's Aeris and she isn't dead. she just transmuted into some sweet-ass holy materia so she could ride around on cloud's sword all day long. beat that shit tifa. too much? i think it might be too much...
10. Mr. pig - November 27, 2009 4:47 PM
@ 6
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FIRST TO SAY FIRST!!!!
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dude is there a penis coming out of the basket?
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Where is the penis basket? I don see it
14. naas - November 27, 2009 5:44 PM
@10 ooh, do they taste like bacon?
15. jodie - November 27, 2009 6:09 PM
@9 There is no such thing as too much information...
and I enjoy your enthusisam.
"so she could ride around on cloud's sword all day long"
elaborate?
on another note; My 5 year old just asked me if dragons are
dinosaurs?....hmmmm...yes?
16. rad to the power of me - November 27, 2009 8:58 PM
@15 you just made 2 dumb comments ending with question marks.
1 "C"loud's sword.....get it? if not you obviously have a computer so look it up
2 WTF dinosaurs breath fire and talk with Sean Connery'ish voices?!
17. KArmyn - November 27, 2009 9:17 PM
Why am I the first to comment on how the dinosaur is screwin the virgin out of the virgin mary! that. is. hillarious.
18. jodie - November 27, 2009 9:51 PM
@16 Fuc* You...?
19. 4-!C3 - November 27, 2009 10:39 PM
2nd pic....is that an upskirt I'm seeing?
hehehehehe...........
20. Sharpie - November 27, 2009 10:48 PM
WHY WOULD JESUS BE AN ELECTRODE?! THIS OFFENDS ME, JESUS IS OBVIOUSLY AN ELECTABUZZ
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my kind of nativity...
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look a jesus horse!
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I'm not entirely sure what happened in that last picture, but I think a pirate may have stolen baby jesus... guess he's baby pirate jesus now!
24. Melonie - November 28, 2009 5:32 PM
I totally remember playing with my Star Wars action figures and Grandma's nativity set. Glad to see I'm not alone. Although I always replaced baby Jesus with Yoda. Mostly because he was the only one that was small enough to fit. Okay, the jawas probably would have fit, but they wouldn't have looked as cool.
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oh its not a basket its a person lying down, but it may have a raging boner
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