Nov 10 2009How Do You Not Bite Them?: Bacon Nails
Geekologie Reader Melissa has taken it upon herself to paint her fingernails in a different style every day for an entire year and blog about it. Today's theme is bacon, and I'll be the first to admit I would bite every single one of those fingers clean off. And by 'clean off' I mean do you know how hard it is to bite through a finger? Surprisingly easy. Go ahead -- put one in my mouth, I DARE DOUBLE DARE PHYSICAL CHALLENGE you. Here, I'll close my eyes and everything. *zip* Haha, nice try buddy.
Hit the jump for a shot of the other cuticles.
Bacon is Great [dailynail]
Thanks to Melissa, who may or may not need new fingers at the end of the year.
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Reader Comments
1. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 10, 2009 2:53 PM
more like "fakeon" too bloody looking
2. bravado - November 10, 2009 2:54 PM
i want pepparoni nails!
3. top ten guy - November 10, 2009 2:54 PM
Top ten!
Wohoo!
4. Closet Nerd - November 10, 2009 2:56 PM
On the Preston & Steve show, they did "Drunk Day Double Dare" and actually had the cast from the original show to do commetary during Drunk Day.
5. Closet Nerd - November 10, 2009 3:05 PM
Melissa,
You should see if a Muslim person would shake your hand with your nails painted like that.
6. zoozle - November 10, 2009 3:07 PM
Looks like an ice cream with strawberry jam))
7. Melissa - November 10, 2009 3:08 PM
OMG!! I'm so excited you liked 'em enough to post them!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!
8. Pat - November 10, 2009 3:18 PM
@7 Were you also featured as the comic book character (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/a_real_comic_book_character_fo.php)? Or was it just a similar costume?
9. Scruff Mcgruff - November 10, 2009 3:18 PM
I would OM NOM NOM those nails all day long. and then stick them up GW's butthole. yeah how do YOU like it!
10. Jaded Icon - November 10, 2009 3:22 PM
i just came
11. JADE - November 10, 2009 3:24 PM
Dude she paints her naiks a different theme EVERYDAY? (That takes hours) I can barely find time to freakin pee let alone do my nails even one color everyday. Someone needs a life.
12. JADE - November 10, 2009 3:24 PM
OOPS nails
13. antmattmn - November 10, 2009 3:25 PM
I'm gonna tell my girlfriend to paint her nails like this. Then when she won't I'll paint mine. Too much? #9's post was a little bit. Oh and @5 - hilarious!
14. Melissa - November 10, 2009 3:26 PM
@8 I was not featured as the comic book girl on here, but I had the costume idea a few weeks earlier from the maccosmetics.com halloween looks before geekologie posted it.
15. Closet Nerd - November 10, 2009 3:28 PM
@10 While thinking about bacon nails wrapped around a fat sausage?
16. Tom - November 10, 2009 3:30 PM
Cool. She can where them at Bacathlon
http://www.yelp.com/events/seattle-the-bacathlon---a-bacon-themed-multi-sport-athletic-event
17. Melissa - November 10, 2009 3:31 PM
@11 Time management. :) I work full time, go to school part-time, I paint my nails while I watch tv, and it generally takes about 30 minutes. :)
18. Closet Nerd - November 10, 2009 3:40 PM
Mmmmmm Bacon Flavored Envelopes
http://www.mmmvelopes.com/
19. naas - November 10, 2009 4:40 PM
BACON NAILS FTW!!! well done & in very good taste
20. Matti - November 10, 2009 6:57 PM
Bacon nail lady should get together with bacon lamp shade guy.
http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/just-what-the-world-needs-a-bacon-lamp-7587
Then they can have kids and dress them in bacon and live in their bacon house!
21. Dishy Dishyington - November 10, 2009 8:14 PM
Melissa,
Wow, your site is great. I looked at all your nails and liked these the best:
http://daily-nail.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-vant-to-suck-your-blooood.html
http://daily-nail.blogspot.com/2009/10/you-dont-know-jacques-in-lincolm-park.html
I also thought your zombified pic was very pretty.
22. Melissa - November 10, 2009 8:21 PM
@Dishy Lol, zombie me was pretty, eh? Thanks :-P
23. Megan - November 10, 2009 9:58 PM
Neat blog, Melissa ^_^ I hadn't ever seen that marbling technique before, it's awesome
24. Jaded Icon - November 11, 2009 7:39 AM
@ 22
I liked you site about as much as a guy really can. Good pics and all.
@ 10
Nice. And now can you "went"?
25. cabbo - November 12, 2009 11:14 AM
Wait, an attractive girl uses the internet for geeky purposes.
No.
Something is very wrong here.