Nov 20 2009Holy Grail? You Decide: A Bacon Chalice
I can't even imagine weaving bacon so tight as to not let liquid (well, molten cheese) through, but apparently somebody did. My hat oven mitts are off to you, bacon mug maker. Cause one time I tried weaving bacon and it didn't even make a solid placemat. It did, however, make a solid after-school snack. Kidding, I'm vegetarian. Did you feel that? That was your head imploding.
Bacon Beer Mug [thisisfreakingridiculous]
Thanks to Profound, mike469x, Dominican Joe, Freedom and KilgoreTrout XL, one of which is Kurt Vonnegut's plus-size alter-ego, the other three of which are fighting over who gets to eat the cup.
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Reader Comments
1. om3ga - November 20, 2009 3:27 PM
first i love bacon ... just sayin
2. Closet Nerd - November 20, 2009 3:28 PM
I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!!!!...................................... just sayin
3. Zing! - November 20, 2009 3:31 PM
@2 Not enough room, mine are in there right now!
4. schmitty - November 20, 2009 3:32 PM
GW if i found out you are really vegetarain i will kill you and eat YOU
5. Timbo - November 20, 2009 3:32 PM
awesome... just awesome..
6. Chuey The Rock N Roll Midget - November 20, 2009 3:33 PM
You are now listening to...."In the Air tonight"...Phil Collins!
7. Marcus - November 20, 2009 3:43 PM
NO GEEK WRITER NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAY IT AINT TRUE
8. Pat - November 20, 2009 3:44 PM
Is the handle brained? Amazing.
9. Zing! - November 20, 2009 3:45 PM
@8 Nope, but it does look braided.
10. Goblin - November 20, 2009 3:51 PM
WANT
11. Gollum - November 20, 2009 4:01 PM
gw you should try my meat- youll never eat plants again
12. Matt-Zilla - November 20, 2009 4:03 PM
i .i.........it's so beautiful
i want to fuck it!!!
13. Dishy Dishyington - November 20, 2009 4:03 PM
Bacon braid:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charlesmgarcia/3248474764/in/photostream/
14. Caloriefornication - November 20, 2009 4:03 PM
writer, do you realize what you just said? REPENT before its to late!
15. darwyn4 - November 20, 2009 4:05 PM
i almost puked
gross!
no wonder you're a nation of fat fucks
16. Closet Nerd - November 20, 2009 4:05 PM
@11 I bet he'll keep smokin plants though..... just sayin
17. naas - November 20, 2009 4:11 PM
that is my kind of chalice right there, it's beautiful.... just sayin
@6 Chuey's on the air(?)
@12 me too
@13 actually that's the bacon weave... just sayin
@15 the best nation of fucks, absolutely
18. Zing! - November 20, 2009 4:11 PM
@15 This is coming rather fat and smart than stupid and say "WHAT THE FUCK" to a fake video game. (btw, I'm not fat.... yet)
19. Dishy Dishyington - November 20, 2009 4:13 PM
Bacon bra:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3Rzz7NA1QXE/SYhw872HiSI/AAAAAAAAAFY/17lLTGmLgIw/s1600-h/MotivatorBaconBra.jpg
I'm designing a codpiece right now.
20. somerandomguy - November 20, 2009 4:14 PM
@2 Nice "The State" reference.
Bacon is so good, to improve other food, they wrap it in bacon!
21. naas - November 20, 2009 4:31 PM
bacon could make food from the UK taste good, this is possible
just sayin
22. Zing! - November 20, 2009 4:32 PM
@18 Dammit! I mashed that to hell!
23. darwyn4 - November 20, 2009 5:14 PM
@18 my bad
btw.. if i would say i'm smart, it would be an understatement :))
24. livingjetlag - November 20, 2009 5:35 PM
What is wrong with people who make objects out of bacon, then take pictures and talk about them and post them on the internet and generally putter around uselessly? Any normal person would be EATING THE BACON! Perhaps this is one of fifteen bacon mugs, and the pictures and whatnot were accomplished while the artist was eating the other fourteen? That's the only way I could see this working.
25. Zing! - November 20, 2009 5:59 PM
@23 Only if you were pretending to be GW.
26. The way I see it... - November 20, 2009 7:15 PM
Too much of a good thing, is too much of a good thing.
That being said, the handle looks nice and tasty, and I could probably handle the first two inches of the rim.
27. zoozle - November 20, 2009 7:15 PM
It filled with grease ??
nom nom ^. .^
28. Tabitha - November 20, 2009 9:00 PM
Just wanted to toss this in, uh yeah, that's a stein, not a chalice.
JUST SAYIN'
Just sayin'
I fucking love this so much, FYI.
29. Boodle - November 21, 2009 12:12 AM
Oh... this is so not fair. I just decided to go on a diet to counteract any holiday eating & now I see a freaking bacon chalice? I'm jinxed.
30. dweebiechimp - November 21, 2009 12:18 PM
and to top it all off it seems to be filled with Guinness. This must be how they drink in Valhalla.
31. cabbo - November 21, 2009 12:34 PM
Guiness = mediocre. I know, I'm from Ireland.
That's a lot of cheese.
That's not enogh bacon.
This isn't a new idea. Hitler used to make jew mugs.
This is scottish, isn't it?
32. veggies r better - November 21, 2009 12:47 PM
totally nasty, just looking at it made me want to hit the gym. If bacon made my boobs bigger and nothing else, id eat it all day no matter what shape it was in.
33. livingjetlag - November 21, 2009 4:49 PM
Bacon definitely makes my boobs bigger. Too bad I'm a guy.
34. Wrath001M - November 22, 2009 3:34 AM
Just wondering really but what is this sites obsession with Bacon? Just a thought really.
35. Melonie - November 23, 2009 5:54 PM
Just to add my two cents worth- this would not be the Holy Grail because, 1) the Holy Grail was the chalice used by Jesus, and 2) Jesus was Jewish and therefore could not use a chalice made from pig product.
I'm just sayin'
36. Beer Cartel - August 17, 2010 4:52 AM
Did someone say heart attack?