Nov 24 2009He's With Me!: Obama's Weighs In On Robots
President Obama, clearly an avid Geekologie Reader, finally threw in his two cents about the harbingers of the apocalypse as part of "Educate to Innovate", a campaign designed to keep kids off drugs interested in inventing shit that'll keep us technologically superior to the Ruskies. And, as you can see, the guy knows what's up. Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, it seems like he's promoting robots in that first bit". Not the case. What the president meant was that robotics inspire young people TO THINK UP NEW WAYS TO KILL THINGS. Which is exactly why the advanced race that once lived in Atlantis invented science in the first place. GEEKOLOGIE WRITER FOR SECRETARY OF F***KING UP ROBOTS 2010!!
Obama to Robots: I'm Watching You [gizmodo]
Thanks to Jeff, Prestone, cakey hamburger, TylerNerd, Sean, Ken, Dan, ffffffffffffffffffffff, Blastphemer, naminess, Martin and huck, who can all be interns.
Reader Comments
1. Robot - November 24, 2009 9:45 PM
Bleep bloop bleep chkckckckck- BZZZZZZZZZZ
2. Robot Interpreter - November 24, 2009 9:46 PM
That's robot for "FIRST!".
3. corey - November 24, 2009 10:09 PM
walmart needs to die!
4. Whiskey, AKA Ultimate Robot Destroyer - November 24, 2009 10:11 PM
@1 BLeeep Blop -- Thats Robot for " I'm gonna tear your apocalyptic tin can of an ass wide open with my awesome sexiness."
5. PsychoSane13 - November 24, 2009 10:17 PM
Wait, I never met a bad robot.
But then again they were all broken when I left them.
6. Robot Interpreter - November 24, 2009 10:22 PM
@3 Hey man, who's the professional Robot Interpreter here? I Interpreted for R2-D2.
Yeah, that's right, R2-D2.
7. Primrose - November 24, 2009 11:52 PM
Obamasai will crush those rogue robots with his amazing ninja fists of steel
8. AngryChineseDriver.com - November 25, 2009 2:16 AM
@ #7 Primerose
I believe rather that he'll use his amazing Jedi skills...GW, link me please, it's somewhere on this site.
9. Chuck - November 25, 2009 3:02 AM
in b4 completely idiotic obama for or against debate
10. Katia - November 25, 2009 6:40 AM
If I was American, I'd vote for you, GW!!
11. Timbo - November 25, 2009 8:20 AM
@3 I agree
beep boop
12. Timbo - November 25, 2009 8:20 AM
@3 I agree
beep boop
13. Ollie Williams - November 25, 2009 9:23 AM
@3 I agree
beep boop
14. Matt-Zilla - November 25, 2009 9:39 AM
i can only hear the Terminator theme when Obama gives the thumbs up now, lol
bum bum bum bumbum
15. naas - November 25, 2009 10:13 AM
@3 I agree
beep boop
16. 24-bit whore - November 25, 2009 11:01 AM
Obama isn't a real person, it's just a front to get more $ from the american people.
17. 24-bit whore - November 25, 2009 11:02 AM
...they just made him black to mess with all the white folks heads & piss off all the farmers.
18. Resistence Fighter - November 25, 2009 12:52 PM
And so the takeover begins...
http://www.cbsatlanta.com/sports/21715989/detail.html
19. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 25, 2009 12:57 PM
@17 i couldn't agree more with that comment, Bush was actualy black but they made him white to mess with all the naggers and piss off all the rappers.
20. cabbo - November 25, 2009 1:51 PM
Micheal Jackson was actually white when he was born, and black when he died.
Senator McCain is a robot. Think about it. Even his name rings 'terminator'.
Ron Paul's a cat.
21. Tracy - November 25, 2009 7:00 PM
Obama is the bomb! Finally a President with a wicked sense of humor. You go 'Bama!
22. miya - November 25, 2009 11:36 PM
makes sence as obama takes all his cues from a robot- "the teleprompter"
23. paul smith - November 26, 2009 5:26 AM
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24. DH - November 27, 2009 12:35 AM
obama should form an alliance with the governator - he's got the inside scoop on them bots
25. Jason Katzwinkel - November 27, 2009 4:36 PM
Obamabot will turn on his own kind to save humanity, and will shed his first and only tear after learning the human emotion known as "love." Then he will sacrifice himself, the last remaining threat to humanity, by throwing himself into a jet engine turbine.