Nov 5 2009Handy, Creepy: The Hand-le Door Handle

GW reforms naas. Naas expires inside the brick. GW cubes a motive opposite a superficial home. Naas breathes a longer signature after the insulting wood. Naas experiments without GW. Opposite a salesman vanishes GW.

HAH! this is awesome, gives a new meaning to needing a secret-handshake-to-enter

you could always do that awkward leftie to rightie shake. no?...nvm...haha.

i agree that the drugs are indeed kicking in there STOMPY

@1 http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/chuckapproves.gif

Sounds like you ad-lib'd one of those cryptic emails from your spam folder STOMPY.... or did you pop a handful of birth control(hehe)pills again?

@1 my mind just got blown....and not in the good, wet and sticky way....ok now that way too.
This is awesomest! it politly reminding lefties that they will die before the righties. plus look you can take it with you and use it in awkward situations!

It's 4:19..... got a minute?

@6 I had a good one for you yesterday, but I didn't get to send it till I got home.
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/the_colorblind_clock_is_a_litt.php#comment-164510

4:20 !

24-bit whore!!!

@all

Can the crazy bike spit into the tangent? The original distress delights the crazy bike in a proposed shape. Nutsack riots the crazy bike inside the metal guest. An essential soldier strains below nutsack. A psychological wolf advances on my nutsack.

'I have a hand-doorknob guys, you gotta come over & check it out' '..... this could get your ass kicked if you're friends aren't into handies or blowing each other behind the snack machine during gym class

@11 is someone off of their meds again?

@ 8 oh no got to see it today. i tried like 8 times to reply on that page but for a different reason each time i was denied. i went for the "bad parent feeding your kid poo" and also the Happy Gilmore circular rhyming.....but you get it now...nice jab.
Naas have you ever truely needed it to be 4:20 to start?

@12
I found you JO friend...
http://i17.tinypic.com/868p1sw.gif

@14 no I haven't

I really want what Stompy's got

*advancing on STOMPY's nutsack*

kudos

@15 ugh... does this mean we're going to play that game again? http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/anchorman.gif

@18
STAY AWAY FROM MY NUTSACK!!!!!

@17 so do I.

STOMPY should snap a pic of those dilated pupils right now & show us what it's all about

@22
http://www.cvm.missouri.edu/neurology/Dysauton/gator.jpg

i'm imagining if you combined the past 3 kellerpickem posts thats about it

@23 Hey Dog, you got some shit on your nose

check it out ppl, my "psychological wolf" on google has already hit second!!!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22psychological+wolf%22

@23 Stompy you came up with that picture way too fast

you have to be ishing me! did you buy that spot? \;-/

@24 http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/111332223af.gif

http://suitcase.ytmnd.com/

@30 I hope things don't get bad for you..... you know, where you become all paranoid http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/1637a0587d9d123819d71661a9271d56fd5b84ee.gif and shit

@naas
I freakin love that gif....

@32 :) http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/19qk2.gif

no wait...... http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/SPOON1.gif

oh well folks, I'm off till monday... I'll check in later just in case someone else starts trippin balls and needs to be rescued...

"psychological wolf" Demon Child

@35 how are you off? you just ingested a bunch of dr...... where in the hell do you work again STOMPY?

....putting one of those handshake -buzz shockers on one of these doorknobs would be FTW

@38, well thought out naas. In addition probably a sensor added to the index finger, once someone decides to pull it....well you know the result

hahahaha

Does anybody have an idea of where to buy this?

I've seen a similar one before, it would be a perfect gift.

But what about the air-shake?!

Stompy, you sound like a Hybrid from Battlestar Galatica

wow very nice door handle's.....

This is very creative. Good job man :)

Most people don't know this but STOMPY's mom installs these for her job. Thats why everyone says shes the "best at handjobs".......course that doesn't explain the "best at blowjobs".......

Yea, this thing isn't going to spread germs. They aught to just call it the H1S1 hand shake handle.

Now that's comedy gold! OK, maybe not. I've lost my sense of humor.

I wonder what other body parts may deem just as suitable?

....perhaps.....

....a foot!

@52

I like where you're going with this...would definitely make for an interesting set of door "knockers".

Speaking of "liking where you're going"...Stompy, didn't you get the warning from Wavy Gravy about the brown acid? Enjoy your trip...or puke trying.

This is a new style to open the door and would be a playable thing for kids. I think the people who like luxury things and who like something different will prefer to have this kind of handle on the door. Its a good research.

Looks like the hat rack off of willy wonka and i don't mean the remake crap i mean the original 1971 version .

I would like to see marketed a mans genitals. It could be flaccid or erect. Both ways can be used for right and left handed people.
It would be a great novelty if one has an adult sense of humor.

http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html