November 20, 2009

Google: Perfect For Searching AND Wiping

Filed Under: cleanliness is godliness / comfortable / company / google / hmm / it feels so good! / long / paper / questionable / search / soft / sure why not / toilet / website

Google toilet paper: made with 100% virgin pulp and available in Vietnam. Per a questionable translation of the text on the bag: "Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!" HIGH VACUUM, OF COURSE I ALWAYS! Dingleberry free, just sayin'.

This Google's made from 100% Virgin pulp, not chrome [engadget]

Thanks to wes, who only wipes with Charmin because the dude's a bear.

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