Nov 28 2009Good Times: David Thorne's Latest Prankery

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It's hard to top the 7-legged spider, but this is the latest from David Thorne. This time, an acquaintance asks for David's help creating some charts and graphics for a business venture. What happens? The exact same thing you wish you'd done to your boss a million times. Minus the desk-shitting.

Hit the jump to read the whole exchange.

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David Thorne's Website [27bslash6]
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Please, Design a Logo for me with Pie Charts [izismile]

Thanks to everyone who sent this in, may your lives be TPS report free. Unless you're into that shit, in which case I wish you help.

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Good 'Ol mr. Thorne

awesome

FUURRRRRST!

UP YOURS NAAS

Full of lulz.

f1rst? anyway i want to have babbys with this guy

The 'Yes' and 'No' pie chart was the most informative.

F***ing amazing

That was a good logo. it would make complete sense! He could call his site "Facefuck" and on the banner it could say "A facebook rip off because im not creative!"

The dude's only pissed because David is right.

At the end when he said "get fucked" I would have replied "Ok, whats your mom's number?"

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Im a dumbass

I have a feeling this guy will be the evil overlord of the world

I don't get it. Is he going to design that logo or what?

I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do that.

HAHAHAHAHA "If you need anything let me know" XD David is hilarious!

FAKE! You can tell this is fake because the shadows are all wrong. This is just like that time in the movie Never Back Down when Baja gets his arse wooped in a dogfight with Max as copilot.

I wonder what he'll do next. He's hilarious.
And nice logo and pie charts. I'd definitely use those.

"get fucked"

why do I have the feeling all the female Geekologie readers are fantasizing that right now? Way to diss Simon Edhouse, way to diss, you just told him to do whats been comming all along

@19


You my friend-are correct.
Even I-a man-in my small little corner-will spend my days forever fantasizing about David Throne.


But in all reality-This guy has some KICKASS comebacks.
'Nuff said.

Man, I always laugh my butt off at this guy's stuff. I don't think this stuff happened for real, but as long as I can laugh, who cares?

This guy is my hero!

oh Daisy youre back? and lay off the vodka

BUM Bum bum! Daisy hath returned! Hide your children!

Mr. Thorne is... F'ING AWESOME!

That's no Daisy, it's a space flower.

Yay, Daisy's back :]

And I would probably do dirty things to Mr. Thorne. I'd then have him illustrate our naughtiness. And even though one of my legs would probably not be there, it would still the most epic thing ever.

Or would he use a pie chart?

I'm thinking that black logo after the jump would be good for my project.

AMAZING! YES!

AMAZING! YES!

David thorne your my hero. (in a cameron voice)

@21 Its definitely real. I emailed him once and he replied. It was hilarious!!!

If anyone wants to email him it's on his website:http://www.27bslash6.com/
Its down right now but check later it should be working soon.

I don't think that's the same Daisy, if it was that ramble would have been alot longer.

@ Boodle

I know David Thorne, and all of these email exchanges do actually happen.
Nothing on his site is manufactured, it may be the same joke over and over again with the only difference being a slightly different circumstance, but it does happen. Just sayin.

This guy is an em effing genius.

It's the biggest set up ever, ie- fake and made by one guy, but it's still funny.... ish.

I can assure you that this story is real! I have never met the author of this post, but my husband knows Simon Edhouse. In fact my husband almost ended up working for him, but he said the guy was too unfocused and he was like a kid living in lala land. When I was sent this link I laughed so hard I had tears.

@ 36... Your husband happens to know the guy that is one half of this email conversation?... That is about as likely as there being a female president.

i pray he is real
my fucking hero

@ 37. It really isn't that unlikely. Especially in Adelaide, in small Australian cities people know most people. David Thorne and most of his little playmates on his website are from Adelaide. So if 36. is from Adelaide there is every chance she knows this dude.

Just sayin.

I've known dreamers and schemers just like this Simon - worked for a few in fact. Everything they think of is going to make 'millions'! Everything also starts up with zero capitol and anyone that is needed to get it off the ground is 'an idiot' for not donating their time for the 'definite' profits. This is how I would have LOVED to respond to a few of the stupid requests I've had over the years, alas, I am a little more polite with the decline of their 'offers'.

David Thorne is easily on a par with the 'The Letters of Henry Root'. I particularly pissed myself reading the correspondence between David and the Principal of his son's school (re. suspension of IT privilages)

The guy is a genius.

Ha ha GO THORNE GO!

for everyone else who (small chance) hasn't seen this...it's entertainingly appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfprIxNfCjk&feature=related

I love this guy!

WIN!!!!

Bloody brilliant, I hate when people try to be initiative by basically re-creating current internet services.

@41 What is it titled under on his site?
My favorite is "party in apartment 3"
http://www.27bslash6.com/

that's no moon (read: daisy)... that's an impostor!

this guy has some BALLS... or unlimited clients

Omg, I love it. I wish I was witty enough for things like this.

Thats not Daisy, Its Goliaths drink stirrer...

@6 It reminded me of this famous pie chart: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fag0t

Simon Edhouse says it's fake.

http://www.naymz.com/simon_edhouse_864677

He sounds a bit smarmy, but I sorta believe him anyways.

HJAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA this guy is soo awesome

It's actually real? AWESOME! That just made my day!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

Simon should have just sent him a drawing of a spider.

Hey Geekologie - The website is back up - you need to change the "currently down" tag.

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

He answered for all of us who did a free work one day and got fucked :)

he's pretty much a hero for sure!

if you visit the site you should see the stuff his son says, he's just as hilarious if not more! good to see the future has a chance :D

http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-wallets-c-521.html

The jerk-off spelled "yacht" wrong in "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design"

This guy is my damn hero, all the shit he has done, the spider and so on... i think has just made all my years of crying myself to sleep to internet smut while touching myself worthwhile. and of course geekology too...
i sing geekology a song....
"when I think about you I touch myself...ooo ooo ooo...."
AH HA AH HA MWAHAHA

hahahahahaha simon is such a douchebag, never ever mess with david

DAVID THORNE IS ON FACEBOOK!

I feel this guy. I own a web design and marketing company with my partner (business end, not smart enough to program) and people are CONSTANTLY asking my partner and his programmers/graphic designers to do shit for free! He is too much of a nice guy so all requests go through me. Most of the time they are shocked that I would charge them for logos and site designs. I try to explain it as politely as I can but I just want to tell them to GTFO!

Its nice to have a role model for this generation.

Great! No doubt about it!

That 'yes/no' piechart at the end almost killed me.

Ok this guy actually deserved the grief he got, for not paying bills.

the others have been dumb, because they senselessly harassed people who were not in charge, uninformed, etc...

People pay for pie charts?

That was a good logo. it would make complete sense! He could call his site "Facefuck" and on the banner it could say "A facebook rip off because im not creative!"

Fantastic!

You expect people to be able to read the text on these tiny, poorly-resized images in your stupid 10-pixel-wide content area? BAH!

@37 umm.. a little uninformed you are.. There are female presidents. Latvia had one for 6 years. And now the president of Germany is a female.

does no one else assume these are all fake?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Thorne_%28writer%29

First point is, although really really funny... the so called email conversation that David put up on his site, was totally constructed by David. - This has been proven. I asked Cory Doctorow to ask David which email address he had used to send these emails to. (because I can get a log from my ISP of all the emails I received on those days) - David’s answer to Cory came in the form of one of his fake emails with an expanded header from a ‘de Masi Jones’ email address. (where we both worked together in 2002/03) In other words, he is claiming that that he had received them from, and sent them to “Simon’s deMasi Jones email address”… I left de Masi Jones 5 years ago.

By the way the Wikipedia page on David has his birthday wrong he's wasn't born in 1972, he was born in 1968.

Last point, David is a comic genius... just beware never to become his friend, because the jokes don't seem so funny when they are based on fabrications and come from someone you have always been kind and supportive to. (and incidentally do not owe any money to)

...and also as far as I can tell, comment 36 seems a lot like a comment that was deleted from BoingBoing, and was almost certainly written by David himself.

oh yes! luv it!

You know David Thorne can be considered the internet equiv to like a David Letterman. I wonder what his camera persona would be like. Reason why I say is that NBC really is in need of some funny talent. I never thought he could top the spider payment or the party un invite, but he never ceases to amaze!

Hey David....
Are you a big fan of the GREEN LANTERN?

If you are not joking then WoW ;) Awesome. Great job David. Well done, you should kick Simon ass right away. Thanks for sharing this cool stuff.

David Thorne raped his grandma. And his son. His website is shit. I could write better stuff in my sleep. And no I am not jealous. he cant rite for shit.

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David Thorne raped his grandma. And his son. His website is shit. I could write better stuff in my sleep. And no I am not jealous. he cant rite for shit

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