Nov 28 2009Good Times: David Thorne's Latest Prankery

It's hard to top the 7-legged spider, but this is the latest from David Thorne. This time, an acquaintance asks for David's help creating some charts and graphics for a business venture. What happens? The exact same thing you wish you'd done to your boss a million times. Minus the desk-shitting.
Hit the jump to read the whole exchange.



David Thorne's Website [27bslash6]
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Please, Design a Logo for me with Pie Charts [izismile]
Thanks to everyone who sent this in, may your lives be TPS report free. Unless you're into that shit, in which case I wish you help.
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Reader Comments
1. dan - November 28, 2009 10:18 PM
Good 'Ol mr. Thorne
2. SnOoPs - November 28, 2009 10:20 PM
awesome
3. jerry - November 28, 2009 10:20 PM
FUURRRRRST!
UP YOURS NAAS
4. Cruisemissleking - November 28, 2009 10:21 PM
Full of lulz.
5. matt - November 28, 2009 10:23 PM
f1rst? anyway i want to have babbys with this guy
6. frothy - November 28, 2009 10:23 PM
The 'Yes' and 'No' pie chart was the most informative.
7. Chris - November 28, 2009 10:24 PM
F***ing amazing
8. J-SIZZLE - November 28, 2009 10:25 PM
That was a good logo. it would make complete sense! He could call his site "Facefuck" and on the banner it could say "A facebook rip off because im not creative!"
9. Yutzwagon - November 28, 2009 10:27 PM
The dude's only pissed because David is right.
10. J-SIZZLE - November 28, 2009 10:27 PM
At the end when he said "get fucked" I would have replied "Ok, whats your mom's number?"
11. lazer dino monkey...KILL ALL ROBOTS...ZELDA GOES PEW - November 28, 2009 10:29 PM
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rawr
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12. lazer dino monkey...KILL ALL ROBOTS...ZELDA GOES PEW - November 28, 2009 10:34 PM
Im a dumbass
13. bringerzl - November 28, 2009 11:16 PM
I have a feeling this guy will be the evil overlord of the world
14. I voted for Palin - November 28, 2009 11:23 PM
I don't get it. Is he going to design that logo or what?
15. mark - November 28, 2009 11:30 PM
I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do that.
16. Rajko - November 28, 2009 11:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHA "If you need anything let me know" XD David is hilarious!
17. Daisy - November 28, 2009 11:40 PM
FAKE! You can tell this is fake because the shadows are all wrong. This is just like that time in the movie Never Back Down when Baja gets his arse wooped in a dogfight with Max as copilot.
18. Luna - November 28, 2009 11:59 PM
I wonder what he'll do next. He's hilarious.
And nice logo and pie charts. I'd definitely use those.
19. Tennist0 - November 29, 2009 12:03 AM
"get fucked"
why do I have the feeling all the female Geekologie readers are fantasizing that right now? Way to diss Simon Edhouse, way to diss, you just told him to do whats been comming all along
20. Shadow - November 29, 2009 12:29 AM
@19
You my friend-are correct.
Even I-a man-in my small little corner-will spend my days forever fantasizing about David Throne.
But in all reality-This guy has some KICKASS comebacks.
'Nuff said.
21. Boodle - November 29, 2009 12:37 AM
Man, I always laugh my butt off at this guy's stuff. I don't think this stuff happened for real, but as long as I can laugh, who cares?
22. Mr. Anderson - November 29, 2009 12:42 AM
This guy is my hero!
23. THETEENAGEMONSTER - November 29, 2009 12:45 AM
oh Daisy youre back? and lay off the vodka
24. Lord of the horse beaters - November 29, 2009 1:09 AM
BUM Bum bum! Daisy hath returned! Hide your children!
Mr. Thorne is... F'ING AWESOME!
25. Dishy Dishyington - November 29, 2009 1:18 AM
That's no Daisy, it's a space flower.
26. Annie - November 29, 2009 1:25 AM
Yay, Daisy's back :]
And I would probably do dirty things to Mr. Thorne. I'd then have him illustrate our naughtiness. And even though one of my legs would probably not be there, it would still the most epic thing ever.
Or would he use a pie chart?
27. Dishy Dishyington - November 29, 2009 1:30 AM
I'm thinking that black logo after the jump would be good for my project.
28. MFER - November 29, 2009 1:40 AM
AMAZING! YES!
29. MFER - November 29, 2009 1:42 AM
AMAZING! YES!
30. 94372 - November 29, 2009 1:42 AM
David thorne your my hero. (in a cameron voice)
31. J-SIZZLE - November 29, 2009 2:06 AM
@21 Its definitely real. I emailed him once and he replied. It was hilarious!!!
If anyone wants to email him it's on his website:http://www.27bslash6.com/
Its down right now but check later it should be working soon.
32. Duran - November 29, 2009 3:09 AM
I don't think that's the same Daisy, if it was that ramble would have been alot longer.
33. Hayley - November 29, 2009 3:39 AM
@ Boodle
I know David Thorne, and all of these email exchanges do actually happen.
Nothing on his site is manufactured, it may be the same joke over and over again with the only difference being a slightly different circumstance, but it does happen. Just sayin.
34. Phoenix - November 29, 2009 3:39 AM
This guy is an em effing genius.
35. Andrew - November 29, 2009 3:47 AM
It's the biggest set up ever, ie- fake and made by one guy, but it's still funny.... ish.
36. Seedbunny - November 29, 2009 4:15 AM
I can assure you that this story is real! I have never met the author of this post, but my husband knows Simon Edhouse. In fact my husband almost ended up working for him, but he said the guy was too unfocused and he was like a kid living in lala land. When I was sent this link I laughed so hard I had tears.
37. Andrew - November 29, 2009 4:44 AM
@ 36... Your husband happens to know the guy that is one half of this email conversation?... That is about as likely as there being a female president.
38. oldschool - November 29, 2009 4:46 AM
i pray he is real
my fucking hero
39. Hayley - November 29, 2009 7:22 AM
@ 37. It really isn't that unlikely. Especially in Adelaide, in small Australian cities people know most people. David Thorne and most of his little playmates on his website are from Adelaide. So if 36. is from Adelaide there is every chance she knows this dude.
Just sayin.
40. Rob - November 29, 2009 8:10 AM
I've known dreamers and schemers just like this Simon - worked for a few in fact. Everything they think of is going to make 'millions'! Everything also starts up with zero capitol and anyone that is needed to get it off the ground is 'an idiot' for not donating their time for the 'definite' profits. This is how I would have LOVED to respond to a few of the stupid requests I've had over the years, alas, I am a little more polite with the decline of their 'offers'.
41. Lee - November 29, 2009 9:08 AM
David Thorne is easily on a par with the 'The Letters of Henry Root'. I particularly pissed myself reading the correspondence between David and the Principal of his son's school (re. suspension of IT privilages)
The guy is a genius.
42. 2mechanicalarms - November 29, 2009 9:44 AM
Ha ha GO THORNE GO!
for everyone else who (small chance) hasn't seen this...it's entertainingly appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfprIxNfCjk&feature=related
43. Chag4 - November 29, 2009 9:56 AM
I love this guy!
44. This is a... - November 29, 2009 10:52 AM
WIN!!!!
45. White667 - November 29, 2009 11:16 AM
Bloody brilliant, I hate when people try to be initiative by basically re-creating current internet services.
46. jodie - November 29, 2009 11:41 AM
@41 What is it titled under on his site?
My favorite is "party in apartment 3"
http://www.27bslash6.com/
47. DH - November 29, 2009 12:41 PM
that's no moon (read: daisy)... that's an impostor!
this guy has some BALLS... or unlimited clients
48. Peaches - November 29, 2009 12:55 PM
Omg, I love it. I wish I was witty enough for things like this.
49. Freddy K - November 29, 2009 1:04 PM
Thats not Daisy, Its Goliaths drink stirrer...
50. Butte Force - November 29, 2009 2:34 PM
@6 It reminded me of this famous pie chart: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fag0t
51. Dishy Dishyington - November 29, 2009 3:29 PM
Simon Edhouse says it's fake.
http://www.naymz.com/simon_edhouse_864677
He sounds a bit smarmy, but I sorta believe him anyways.
52. Drew Wilson - November 29, 2009 3:44 PM
HJAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA this guy is soo awesome
53. Boodle - November 29, 2009 4:30 PM
It's actually real? AWESOME! That just made my day!
54. Ocelot - November 29, 2009 4:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
55. Jason.a.farley@gmail.com - November 29, 2009 4:42 PM
Simon should have just sent him a drawing of a spider.
56. Gerald - November 29, 2009 5:32 PM
Hey Geekologie - The website is back up - you need to change the "currently down" tag.
http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html
57. RaDe - November 29, 2009 5:50 PM
He answered for all of us who did a free work one day and got fucked :)
58. Jr - November 29, 2009 7:33 PM
he's pretty much a hero for sure!
if you visit the site you should see the stuff his son says, he's just as hilarious if not more! good to see the future has a chance :D
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60. Max - November 29, 2009 10:47 PM
The jerk-off spelled "yacht" wrong in "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design"
61. AmericanKGB - November 30, 2009 12:32 AM
This guy is my damn hero, all the shit he has done, the spider and so on... i think has just made all my years of crying myself to sleep to internet smut while touching myself worthwhile. and of course geekology too...
i sing geekology a song....
"when I think about you I touch myself...ooo ooo ooo...."
AH HA AH HA MWAHAHA
62. lulzinator - November 30, 2009 2:45 AM
hahahahahaha simon is such a douchebag, never ever mess with david
63. mark - November 30, 2009 2:55 AM
DAVID THORNE IS ON FACEBOOK!
64. Jaded Icon - November 30, 2009 7:51 AM
I feel this guy. I own a web design and marketing company with my partner (business end, not smart enough to program) and people are CONSTANTLY asking my partner and his programmers/graphic designers to do shit for free! He is too much of a nice guy so all requests go through me. Most of the time they are shocked that I would charge them for logos and site designs. I try to explain it as politely as I can but I just want to tell them to GTFO!
65. Heather - November 30, 2009 8:32 AM
Its nice to have a role model for this generation.
66. Archerphoto - November 30, 2009 8:52 AM
Great! No doubt about it!
67. The Observer - November 30, 2009 8:56 AM
That 'yes/no' piechart at the end almost killed me.
68. Milkman - November 30, 2009 3:47 PM
Ok this guy actually deserved the grief he got, for not paying bills.
the others have been dumb, because they senselessly harassed people who were not in charge, uninformed, etc...
69. TE - November 30, 2009 4:16 PM
People pay for pie charts?
70. handbags shop - December 1, 2009 8:01 AM
That was a good logo. it would make complete sense! He could call his site "Facefuck" and on the banner it could say "A facebook rip off because im not creative!"
71. Aaron - December 1, 2009 12:46 PM
Fantastic!
72. Old Person - December 1, 2009 3:51 PM
You expect people to be able to read the text on these tiny, poorly-resized images in your stupid 10-pixel-wide content area? BAH!
73. wingeddiezel - December 1, 2009 9:22 PM
@37 umm.. a little uninformed you are.. There are female presidents. Latvia had one for 6 years. And now the president of Germany is a female.
74. tony - December 2, 2009 11:49 AM
does no one else assume these are all fake?
75. Lee - December 3, 2009 2:03 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Thorne_%28writer%29
76. Simon Edhouse - December 25, 2009 10:50 AM
First point is, although really really funny... the so called email conversation that David put up on his site, was totally constructed by David. - This has been proven. I asked Cory Doctorow to ask David which email address he had used to send these emails to. (because I can get a log from my ISP of all the emails I received on those days) - David’s answer to Cory came in the form of one of his fake emails with an expanded header from a ‘de Masi Jones’ email address. (where we both worked together in 2002/03) In other words, he is claiming that that he had received them from, and sent them to “Simon’s deMasi Jones email address”… I left de Masi Jones 5 years ago.
By the way the Wikipedia page on David has his birthday wrong he's wasn't born in 1972, he was born in 1968.
Last point, David is a comic genius... just beware never to become his friend, because the jokes don't seem so funny when they are based on fabrications and come from someone you have always been kind and supportive to. (and incidentally do not owe any money to)
...and also as far as I can tell, comment 36 seems a lot like a comment that was deleted from BoingBoing, and was almost certainly written by David himself.
77. acornstu - December 30, 2009 1:07 AM
oh yes! luv it!
78. Deeeve - January 11, 2010 12:42 PM
You know David Thorne can be considered the internet equiv to like a David Letterman. I wonder what his camera persona would be like. Reason why I say is that NBC really is in need of some funny talent. I never thought he could top the spider payment or the party un invite, but he never ceases to amaze!
79. DEEVE - January 12, 2010 7:55 AM
Hey David....
Are you a big fan of the GREEN LANTERN?
80. Mahmudur Rahman - January 22, 2010 6:05 PM
If you are not joking then WoW ;) Awesome. Great job David. Well done, you should kick Simon ass right away. Thanks for sharing this cool stuff.
81. chrisdavidsbrother - January 29, 2010 8:34 PM
David Thorne raped his grandma. And his son. His website is shit. I could write better stuff in my sleep. And no I am not jealous. he cant rite for shit.
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David Thorne raped his grandma. And his son. His website is shit. I could write better stuff in my sleep. And no I am not jealous. he cant rite for shit