Nov 26 2009Girl Destroying Boyfriend's XBox 360
Ever wanted to see some tramp destroy her boyfriend's XBox 360? Then you're in luck. And after if you want to see a video of the halfwit boyfriend golfing her laptop to pieces as revenge, there's one of those after the jump. Although, truthfully, I'm pretty sure the items were defective already and this is these two's attempt at fame, in which case: congratulations, you made it on Geekologie right above a cake that looks like a turd.
Hit the jump for dude golfing her laptop. And I will admit: guy has one hell of a swing. Not as good as a tire, but not bad.
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Reader Comments
1. kob - November 26, 2009 9:17 PM
1st
2. CyKosis - November 26, 2009 9:25 PM
He should just smack that bitch in the face for smashing his xbox......but in all seriousness, I would sue the little whore if this wasnt staged.
3. Tennist0 - November 26, 2009 9:25 PM
the funniest part is that it would have broken when she lifted it up so fast, those things break when you breath on them. Then she does some pussy swings with a golf club...now I see why its called "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden" lol
4. Eskimobob - November 26, 2009 9:25 PM
third again
5. toridude - November 26, 2009 9:27 PM
i wouldn't settle for her laptop, i'd hit HER with a golf club.
6. Lawbn - November 26, 2009 9:32 PM
After watching this one, and then the response, I'm calling shenanigans
7. def - November 26, 2009 9:42 PM
Fake and stupid. If you're gonna do something like that, you should go to town on it.
Also lame.
8. Shamwow - November 26, 2009 9:46 PM
Wow... she barely dent that thing.
9. Tinypants - November 26, 2009 9:51 PM
It probably would have broken anyways in another month or two.....
My buddy just had his 3rd one go Red Ring of Death in just as many years...
10. Aru-San - November 26, 2009 10:03 PM
LOOOOL PERFECT what comes around goes around
11. jim - November 26, 2009 10:04 PM
time to fire up the old internet hate machine again.
12. Carl - November 26, 2009 10:12 PM
Id teach her something!!! like how fast I could dive to best buy with that crazy bitches CC and then brake up with her right after i got it,
13. Ominous - November 26, 2009 10:13 PM
If that was for real and it’s not and if that was mine 360 the bitch would be flying of the roof by now along with her laptop :D
14. Dorko - November 26, 2009 10:14 PM
I've been in a Coma for 9 1/2 years after my Girlfriend Broke my Pentium Pro 200Mhz. What's an Xbox 360?
15. brian - November 26, 2009 10:25 PM
there are some things you don't to to a guy one is kicking him in the balls and two spashing his xbox 360
16. matchstick - November 26, 2009 10:51 PM
well, i thought that if you really want to destroy something, you never use a wussy item like a golf club. usually a nice hammer should do the trick.
Plus, wouldn't breaking a golf club be expensive?
The girl looks retarded, be it a fake video or not
17. doan - November 26, 2009 10:51 PM
@2: I thought you needed a reason to sue. The lawyer is going to charge more PER HOUR than buying a new Xbox..
18. doan - November 26, 2009 10:51 PM
@2: I thought you needed a reason to sue. The lawyer is going to charge more PER HOUR than buying a new Xbox..
19. Leanna - November 26, 2009 10:55 PM
She`s got some half lazy eye too. Or something.
20. LameCake - November 26, 2009 10:57 PM
Fake.
Also, if you can't beat them, join them. If your boyfriend is spending "too much time" gaming, ask to play too, or something. Don't need to be a nag and bitch about it.
21. Vicky - November 26, 2009 11:13 PM
My boyfriend played xbox and ignored me ALL the time too. I bitched and complained because when I called him he would only halfway listen to me. So what did I do? I.... became a gamer myself. I got my own xbox, pink controller and gamertag and we play together. I am pretty good too! Or at least thats what he tells me. He loves me even more.
22. tom - November 26, 2009 11:30 PM
She plays golf like a girl.
23. 94372 - November 26, 2009 11:33 PM
That's not very nice. Fucking women.
24. CyKosis - November 26, 2009 11:33 PM
@17
File a police report, go to small claims court, no lawyer.
25. LSDiesel - November 26, 2009 11:44 PM
There is no way a guy who plays video games ten hours a day scored a girl like that. And her whole intro was rehearsed and scripted. Her boyfriend was probably watching as the both of them conspired to destroy the girl's little brother's xbox.
26. BCstevo - November 26, 2009 11:48 PM
More fake shit. A guy who plays video games for 10 hours a day doesn't have a girlfriend that hot. If that were true I wouldn't be here right now commenting on this post. I'd be having sex with my hot girlfriend.
27. asian sensation - November 27, 2009 12:15 AM
sick of being bored and ignored by your boyfriend? then stop being an ugly or put out.
28. Jkwin - November 27, 2009 12:27 AM
why is paris hiltons even uglier stunt double poking an xbox with a golf club?
[barf jmfc shes ugly as hell]
29. DH - November 27, 2009 12:38 AM
@21 gf win
defffinitely fake
30. wee1 - November 27, 2009 12:50 AM
I think I hate her even more because she talks like Chris Crocker. >.>
31. johny_boy - November 27, 2009 12:51 AM
Why, just why would any girlfriend do that to her boyfriend. Don't girls know that this becomes personal to us.
32. Sierra - November 27, 2009 12:52 AM
Yeah... Chick looks like Chris Crocker.
33. jofurkey - November 27, 2009 1:49 AM
she shouldve used a baseball bat. shes a dumb bat. EVER SEEN "OFFICE SPACE"! use what the pros use
34. shitzangiggle - November 27, 2009 2:28 AM
I love it when she starts breaking the Xbox the dogs start barking, they knew it was a sad day in gaming.
35. Ravlar - November 27, 2009 2:31 AM
Anyone else notice how the actual harddrive of both the xbox and the laptop survived the attacks. The guy did a way better job than the chick though.
36. graf zeppelin - November 27, 2009 3:17 AM
I'm so awesome I don't even need an xbox.
37. TheBard - November 27, 2009 3:18 AM
I'm calling "Shenanigans" ... (my bad, Geekologie ... that's from AOTS) ... looks like just lousy acting, to me
38. Sobored - November 27, 2009 3:24 AM
If these weren't so fake they'd be funnier, but I have to admit, I laughed when she goes "it like blew up".... Also she sucks with a stick, just saying.
39. NEWS TIP!! - November 27, 2009 4:04 AM
Fake videos are fake.
40. Ken - November 27, 2009 4:54 AM
I want my 2.41 minutes back. Bitch wasn't even hot.
41. d money - November 27, 2009 4:56 AM
is that a 5 wood?
i would have used an 8 iron
42. encoder - November 27, 2009 5:25 AM
that's what you get if you can't suck right, bitch.
kinda cute though.
that laptop smashing is pure horror.
43. That uncle who did that bad thing we don't speak about - November 27, 2009 5:45 AM
I'd SOOOOOOOOOOOO hit that.
The girlfriend I mean. But not with a golf club. I'd do it in a sexual way. Totally consensual of course, on both sides. I mean, consensual on both sides. Not that I'd hit that on both sides. But actually, come to think of it, I totally would....
44. Marcus - November 27, 2009 6:21 AM
She hits like a girl...
45. dickfuckingassburgers - November 27, 2009 6:36 AM
This is why women shouldn't be allowed rights. like voting, and fresh air.
46. Corden - November 27, 2009 7:15 AM
Hah hah hah hah
2000 fucking dollar laptop? Don't think so love!
47. Ragnar - November 27, 2009 7:51 AM
So THAT is the X-Box live they all talk about? Some slapper going pokey, pokey with a golf club? I expect more my money, MS! Sledgehammer at least.
48. Emma - November 27, 2009 8:13 AM
WTF if I could smack the shit out of a 360, I would actually smack the shit out of it, not give it a few love taps like this bitch. If my girlfriend had destroyed my ps3, they'd never find her body.
49. BoostedK20 - November 27, 2009 8:18 AM
Wow. I haven't seen bad acting like that since the "Fast and Furious" movies.
And I wouldn't mind beating her box with my golf club. See what I did there.
50. Cpt. Bringdown - November 27, 2009 8:54 AM
fake.
if it was real, she would have received a falcon punch.
51. Silver - November 27, 2009 9:04 AM
O.K.... Now... If bitch were really pissed or actually "pranking"...or close to smart she would have gone in w/ thin sheet magnet, cut it to size, opened the XBox, glued it to the sides and let the magnet destroy the inner workings (and any game he tried to play) without him knowing what was going on
52. cabbo - November 27, 2009 9:30 AM
This is just shit.
But listening to Thumb by Kyuss while watching it is good.
Kyuss + Fake Hate + Real Destruction FTW.
53. Allegro - November 27, 2009 10:08 AM
Their other vids are funny too... check out the 2 girls 2 tablespoon video, and the flour one too.
54. Spaak - November 27, 2009 10:21 AM
What a waste of a perfectly fine golf club.
55. Jimmy Fury - November 27, 2009 10:27 AM
did I miss something?
When did lame, poorly acted, random smashing of things become a "prank"?
Oh and this could almost be funny if 1-either of them could act and 2- it wasn't a complete rip-off of the "girlfriend destroys starwars stuff" video.
That chick was convincing.
56. ehsteve - November 27, 2009 10:42 AM
why didn't just plug it in and turn it on. would've done more damage to it
57. Veeshnu - November 27, 2009 10:54 AM
so when is their home made pron coming out!?
58. harry stuped - November 27, 2009 11:28 AM
fake!
59. jaja ;D - November 27, 2009 11:33 AM
nice way to ruin a perfectly good driver. I'd ruin her fucking bumhole.
60. d--moneyy - November 27, 2009 11:52 AM
DUDE SHES FUCCING HOT! id drop my xbox right away if she was horny.. other than that.. MOB!
61. dirk diggler - November 27, 2009 11:57 AM
Other than the totally bad acting, the other way to know that this is fake is that that chick wouldn't be bored if me and my monsterous trouser snake were around. I'd be hitting that and then post a video of me making her cry from taking it up her sweet caboose.
62. Jiakasuma - November 27, 2009 12:54 PM
Hulk Mad. Hulk Smash.
63. Amy - November 27, 2009 1:03 PM
@20: That's what I wound up doing. ^-^ Now we're both happy little gamer nerds.
64. Bob - November 27, 2009 1:21 PM
This is seriously what made my ex girlfriend and I break up. WHY do our female counter parts hate video games soooo.
65. Ego - November 27, 2009 1:22 PM
Fake or Not, that bitch can't swing a golf club for shit. She probably would have caused more damage just sleeping it with her breasts.
66. Bob - November 27, 2009 1:25 PM
@ All you calling this girl hot - I call shenanigans. She is absolutely revolting. I wouldn't let my bulldog fuck her.
67. Bruce Willis - November 27, 2009 1:26 PM
YIPPEE KAY YAY
SHIT OFF XBOX DESTROYER
68. krespie - November 27, 2009 1:37 PM
Aside from being a pair of attention grabbing fakes they are also environmentally selfish douchebags. Can we just start dumping all of our e-waste in their backyard now?
Also, maybe I missed the memo but when did breaking someone's shit become the go-to definition for pranking?
69. bum_master - November 27, 2009 2:11 PM
that chick is so hot
she could smash my balls any day
70. jimmie - November 27, 2009 2:33 PM
WHY?
71. Mr Pants - November 27, 2009 2:33 PM
If she really wanted to get to him, she should have destroyed the hard drive, he'll have no problem plugging the old hard drive back into a new device and be up to his old habits all over again.
72. amplifide - November 27, 2009 2:34 PM
pretty much the only worthwhile part of watching the girl is hearing sound come out of something with an IQ less than 20. She is kinda hot tho.. :)
73. Jaker - November 27, 2009 2:37 PM
I watch until the part where she purposely dropped the x-box down...Part of me died watching that.
:C
74. Boobs - November 27, 2009 2:46 PM
@ Bob: gtfo troll
75. Wazmeister05 - November 27, 2009 4:08 PM
She just looks ridiculous doing it in heels, anyone squatting in heels looks retarded.
76. Wazmeister05 - November 27, 2009 4:08 PM
She just looks ridiculous doing it in heels, anyone squatting in heels looks retarded.
77. dickfuckingassburgers - November 27, 2009 4:37 PM
^^^^anyone double posting looks like a retard
And she is not that attractive, fake blonde bimbo, who can't act worth dick.
78. DeadStar - November 27, 2009 5:20 PM
I felt victorious when I saw the way the laptop broke.
79. Slease - November 27, 2009 5:38 PM
She didn't seem too passionate about the xbox smashing...
obvious staging is obvious
80. MAC - November 27, 2009 5:58 PM
hp laptops dont cost $2000. macs cost $2000. difference is: shitty vs EXCELLENT. thats why shes blonde & a female.
81. Sig - November 27, 2009 6:21 PM
I play video games more than my bf and would kick his ass if he ever did some bullshit like that.
82. Kale - November 27, 2009 6:21 PM
very nice follow through with the laptop
83. Heather - November 27, 2009 8:26 PM
Ima call BS on that "2000$" laptop. That one is 500$
Honestly she doesn't look like she's into technology, or books... so she doesn't even need anything other then facebook on an Iphone to keep her happy.
84. Dan S - November 27, 2009 8:31 PM
Looks like shes trying not to break it. or she is very bad at destroying things.
85. Better GF - November 27, 2009 8:56 PM
I don't know what her problem is. Giving you men an xbox is like dropping the kids off at daycare. Pat on the head and a sammich and you're good until sex time. Gets my man completely out of my hair. Plus like #21 I bought my own to play with him, I'm not nearly as good at shooting people in the head, but I love driving the vehicles!
86. Kije - November 27, 2009 10:08 PM
Good Lord Why!? Stop The madness! T_T
or somebody just kill somebody already.
87. Stephanie - November 28, 2009 12:15 AM
So fake it's painful. I'd like to take a golfclub to her face.
88. Rawk - November 28, 2009 3:47 AM
I would smash the fuck out of that! I'm talking about her face, of course. Not for the property damage because it's negligible. I'm talking about the PISS POOR display of smashing ability I just had to witness. If I was that dude I would show her the correct way to smash things into bits, WITH MY DICK. Hey-O!
89. turtle - November 28, 2009 4:57 AM
Eh who cares.
PS3 forever!!!
ps.
I'm a chick, no really.
90. Slore - November 28, 2009 6:11 AM
Id totally nail that bitch!!! (if she broke my xbox id nail her with a fucking hammer!
91. RONIN - November 28, 2009 7:15 AM
She would have to die. Wish girls would quit bitching stop trying to be with your guy every fucking second. if your bored grab a controller and join in its more fun with two than one, come to think of it its aalways been that way. JOIN IN. are you that needy?
92. Free xbox live - November 28, 2009 7:16 AM
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93. Midimaxum - November 28, 2009 8:13 AM
Stupid woman! She should already know that all she needs to do is show him her boobies.... that's all it takes.
"Hey baby, let's go to the movies"
"eh, I'm playing xbox right now, maybe late......"
*FLASH ( . )( . )*
"Yes. Yes let's go to the boobies, er, I mean, movies."
94. prufock - November 28, 2009 11:15 AM
Super weak. Not as weak as some of the comments here, though. Little men trying to sound tough. I wonder if they have Xbox in prison?
95. alex - November 28, 2009 12:22 PM
FAKE
96. GOD - November 28, 2009 1:54 PM
Just sell the damn thing ! Don't chip the golf clubs too ! Wow ! They probably make a nice couple.
97. Blashyrkh - November 28, 2009 3:09 PM
clearly, you're not a golfer
98. silverduece - November 28, 2009 4:43 PM
Yes.
It is fake.....but Barbie said two things that are a common thread with all females....
B#$%H and Crazy!
Tip for Females to get men to do what they want:
Zip It,
Cook Me Something,
Oral Sex.
IT ISN'T A MYSTERY!
99. Louise - November 28, 2009 5:46 PM
HAHAHA go girl! he aint worth being with, what a fag for owning a GAYBOX in the first place! though personally i would destroy the stupid thing much more, and destroy the hard drive!
If your wanting to be descreet about it just wipe his gamer score and game saves, you could happily blame it on the piece of turd and its maker! HAHAHA
100. Louise - November 28, 2009 5:49 PM
only poofters use gaybox's anyhow.
101. meppers - November 28, 2009 9:54 PM
i bet the xbox still works after the cracks she put in it
102. aup - November 29, 2009 10:53 AM
hp laptop sucks you could find one that costthe same as the xbox
103. Randi - November 30, 2009 12:45 AM
God, that girl is obnoxious.
"You suck, I'm gonna send you to the tool academy."
Really?
104. gold chunk - December 1, 2009 10:22 AM
Faaaaaaaaaaaaake. And ghey.
105. manny - December 1, 2009 10:40 AM
that chick is just like tiger woods wife
106. Newmn84 - December 2, 2009 12:21 PM
Gravity > (chick + golf club)
107. Fuck you - December 3, 2009 7:12 PM
Fucking Bitch!!! Blow me ugly bitch .. fucking shit... WE WILL DO WHAT WE WANT .... AND NONE OF YOU BITCHES CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
108. youallsuck - December 3, 2009 7:47 PM
you all suck
109. fffp - December 3, 2009 9:23 PM
That laptop is piece of shit!, it doesn't cost 2000$. Duhhhh....
110. john - December 5, 2009 9:52 AM
Boyfriend not spending enough time with you? Not respecting your requests for more attention?
Here's a solution... you LEAVE him.
I hope he had the balls to kick her out of his life.
111. Jimmy Jim - December 5, 2009 8:51 PM
That is the daintiest effort to smash something I've ever seen.
I couldn't date that piece of fluff.
112. Brooke - December 6, 2009 1:16 AM
When she dropped it, it hurt me on the inside. D:
At least shes stupid enough to not know that smashing the hell out of the hard drive would have been more expensive and upsetting.