Nov 10 2009Genius: Christmas Tree Ornament Flask
Because I'm just as bad as Verizon, here's a Christmas ornament flask. It's pretty genius and I'm committing to covering my tree with nothing but them. No twinkly lights, no angel topper, just a shit-ton of booze. High-five, Santa! You fat bastard.
Cleverly disguised like an ornament, this coated stainless steel flask is here to make the holidays a little brighter (or maybe foggier). Finished with a ribbon-topped twist top and flat bottom (you might need to put it down).
Each flask will set you back $24 from Urban Outfitters, which is kind of steep. So yeah, maybe I won't be decking my halls with them after all. But don't think I still won't hang a bourbon-filled Gatorade bottle from the tree, because I 100% will. And, if I play my cards right, make out with a camel in the nativity. Humpy -- I've seen the way you've been eying me!
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Thanks to Closet Nerd, who better have a little shrine to Geekologie in that closet. Come on, I'll give you lock of my hair!
Reader Comments
1. Scruff Mcgruff - November 10, 2009 5:29 PM
Again you are all losers Below-me
2. Lee Harless - November 10, 2009 5:30 PM
Ahhhh... crap.
3. kris09tenn - November 10, 2009 5:31 PM
finally something for all your holiday needs :)
4. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 10, 2009 5:45 PM
good thing its steel because every year i end up breaking half of the damn ornaments i put up...plus this year mom wont find my tequilia!
5. livingjetlag - November 10, 2009 5:49 PM
These would be too heavy for the limbs on my cheap-ass fake tree. I'd have to mostly empty them before hanging them, and I'd probably fall over and knock the whole tree down. Again. Um, the cats did it, honey! Bad kitties!
6. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 10, 2009 5:53 PM
nifty
7. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 10, 2009 5:54 PM
these are 10 geeky laws that should legaly exist but dont
1. Munroe’s Law: A person in a geeky argument who can quote xkcd to support his position automatically wins the argument. This law supersedes Godwin, so that even if the quote is about Hitler, the quoter still wins.
2. Lucas’s Law: There is no movie so beloved that a “special edition,” prequel or sequel cannot trample and forever stain its memory.
3. Tolkien and Rowling’s Law: No reasonably faithful movie adaptation of a book will ever be quite as good as the book it adapts. Thus great movie adaptations can only be made out of truly amazing books.
4. Somers and McCarthy’s Law: There is no dangerous unscientific theory so preposterous that no celebrity will espouse and advocate it.
5. Jobs’s Law: No matter how well last year’s cool tech gadget still works, it will seem utterly inadequate the moment the new version comes out.
6. Savage and Hyneman’s Law: Blowing stuff up is fun. Blowing stuff up in the name of science is AWESOME.
7. Starbucks’ and Peet’s Law: C8H10N4O2, better known as caffeine, is the most wonderful chemical compound known to humankind. If the field of chemistry had never identified or produced a single other useful compound, caffeine alone would be justification enough for its existence.
8. Wilbur’s Law: Bacon makes everything better.
9. Comic Book Guy’s Law: There is no detail of a movie too brief or inconsequential to become the subject of an hours-long diatribe.
10. The Unified Geek Theory: At present, the President of the United States, the wealthiest person in the United States, and the most trusted newscaster in the United States are all geeks. At the same time, movies based on comic book characters are routinely taking in hundreds of millions of dollars. The only reasonable conclusion is: We’ve won!
8. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 10, 2009 5:54 PM
lol stfu scruff get a better life
9. JFreezy - November 10, 2009 5:55 PM
Scruff Mcgruff can lick the "scruff" from out of my ass.
10. Jazzman - November 10, 2009 5:58 PM
Awwww... that's a total FAIL... That would never leave my side and my tree would be so plain!!!
11. BIG KEV - November 10, 2009 6:01 PM
YES! NOW I HAVE A REASON TO BEAT MY WIFE ON X-MAS! A TIE IS NOT A PRESENT BITCH! IT DOESNT COUNT IF I DONT REMEMBER!
12. RKG - November 10, 2009 7:39 PM
Twenty bucks all the hipsters buy 10 of these and fill them with PBR. Fantastic.
13. gizmoduck - November 10, 2009 8:44 PM
@1
Chicago Illinois 60652
and help me take a bite out of crime
14. naas - November 10, 2009 9:32 PM
Love it GW, great post?
@13 eh? I must need to backread to catch your drift....
15. Fors - November 10, 2009 9:58 PM
In case no one has said it yet...
FIRE HAZARD!!!
Enjoy the smell of burning plastic/wood on Christmas morning!
16. Closet Nerd - November 11, 2009 8:09 AM
GW,
How do you know about the shrine in my closet?!
Have you beeb conversing with the evil monkey?
With ornaments like this, it looks like the wife is gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbors.....
(just kidding, there is nothing funny about domestic abuse)
17. Closet Nerd - November 11, 2009 8:15 AM
Ooooh, I want to get a bunch of these balls, fill them with tequila, and hang them on a Christmas Cactus!!!!
18. Closet Nerd - November 11, 2009 8:17 AM
@1 Scruff, You're dad is calling you.... time for dinner bitch!
http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091029/gif_03.gif
19. Jaded Icon - November 11, 2009 8:22 AM
Just remember, it will be easier to hang these bad boys up when they are emptied of liquor. The only problem is that by that time you'll be WAY to drunk to give a shit about Christmas decorations.
20. Closet Nerd - November 11, 2009 8:34 AM
Hey EVERYONE!!!!
I found a pic of Scruff McGruff!!!!!
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6283
21. Melonie - November 11, 2009 9:27 AM
Ahhh, finally something to help me get through the dysfunction of family get-togethers.
@I Kill Bambie's- nice list, but what exactly of Bambie's do you kill? Don't leave me hanging....
22. JFreezy - November 11, 2009 11:58 AM
@21,
Oh snap!! You caught him on a good day!! Nice!
23. Heather - November 11, 2009 11:58 AM
@18: You, my friend, are brilliant!