Nov 12 2009Forget Gnomes, How About A Garden Jawa?
Tired of those creepy little gnomes hanging out in your garden? Well how about a creepy little Jawa?! Available for pre-order from the StarWarsShop, the $35 lawn ornament is certain to draw attention to your flower beds and eventually be stolen/broken by punk-ass teenagers.
* Crafted in solid resin, this fully painted Jawa is ready - rain or shine
* Exclusively available at StarWarsShop
* Measures close to a foot in height
* Sculpted in a chunky, garden gnome-like styleShips Worldwide, except Mexico
Sorry Mexico, no Garden Jawas for you. Wait, why? Here, I'll give you a hint: it starts with GEORGE and ends with LUCAS IS A PUDGY BIGOT. You heard it here first! Unless his lawyers contact me, in which case this was all a direct quote from some other blog.
Hit the jump for two shots of Jawas hanging out in unnatural habitats.
Thanks to Blastphemer, who's holding out for garden Ewoks.
Reader Comments
1. cabbo - November 12, 2009 11:16 AM
I'd have too much fun cutting its head off with my lightsaber.
2. Dishy Dishyington - November 12, 2009 11:18 AM
Is that the Marin headlands in the background of the last pic?
3. cabbo - November 12, 2009 11:19 AM
This is actually a really cool idea. Then again, someone looks into your garden and sees those things, they can only think two thoughts.
1. Wow, that is amazing. I wonder where I can get some.
2. This asspit is getting burgled
At least, where I come from.
4. Timbo - November 12, 2009 11:20 AM
I'd buy one...
5. LSDiesel - November 12, 2009 11:20 AM
Good idea. Although I'm thinking most Star Wars geeks aren't avid gardeners.
6. Closet Nerd - November 12, 2009 11:20 AM
These would look cool if the garden was all dirt/sand. Maybe a beach house, or a place in Arizona.
7. ObamaPacman - November 12, 2009 11:27 AM
It'll be even better if they shoot intruders.
8. Closet Nerd - November 12, 2009 11:33 AM
Get two of them, and use them to set up a trip line for people cutting thorough your yard.
9. Ollie Williams - November 12, 2009 11:40 AM
Utini!
10. -JH- - November 12, 2009 11:41 AM
must have!....... but then I would have to mow my lawn so people could see them.
11. Starwarssux - November 12, 2009 11:47 AM
That's why I hate Star Wars....first was Jar Jar Binks and then this...
12. cabbo - November 12, 2009 11:49 AM
That's a troll.
13. Blastphemer - November 12, 2009 12:12 PM
@5
Waiting for legalization...THEN they'll be THE BEST gardeners this galaxy has ever known.
UTINI!!!!
14. Tigerh8r - November 12, 2009 2:36 PM
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102836020&c=10511
Aliens in your garden must be in this year!
15. Pistachio - November 12, 2009 3:36 PM
@2, If thats the Golden Gate Bridges, thatn yeah!
16. Chris - November 12, 2009 6:35 PM
It's like the new flat stanley!!
17. Jaded Icon - November 13, 2009 7:19 AM
More appropriate for a rock or sand garden. Which does beg the question, why not Mexico? It would visually be better suited. They must have REALLY pissed off George.