Nov 23 2009For You Twi-hards: Three Wolf Moon Trailer
To celebrate how much New Moon sucked the proverbial shimmering wang, here's a trailer for Three Wolf Moon, which, at least based on this video, might actually be worth watching. That said, I did go see New Moon this weekend BUT ONLY TO MAKE A BOOTLEG. Line starts by the garage door, ladies.
Twilight: Three Wolf Moon [collegehumor]
Thanks to everyone who sent this in whose emails are all over the place and I would never be able to name all of: I owe you my life a pint of blood one.
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Reader Comments
1. om3ga - November 23, 2009 12:49 PM
faggy vampire kids or three wolf moon? hmmmmmmmmmmm
2. mike - November 23, 2009 12:50 PM
That was rapetastic
3. Closet Nerd - November 23, 2009 1:07 PM
Is that the girl from the show "Parks & Recreation"?
4. UltraLame - November 23, 2009 1:12 PM
That was very... unfunny.
5. Darebear - November 23, 2009 1:21 PM
I guess Anticlown's recycling program is going well? I remember when this was posted the first time, on Iwatchstuff, last week.
6. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 23, 2009 1:24 PM
TWILIGHT ISN'T GEEKY ITS JUST PLAIN "FAT CHICK ON HER PERIOD" GAY CRAP
7. rednexaal - November 23, 2009 1:40 PM
i liked it when she said "roger roger, the developement is underway, roger roger" it re-"over"-minded me of the pa-"roger roger, I have sucessfully recieved your message"-rt in Br-"over"eaker Breaker, you know, the scene where chuck norris is wearing blue jeans and a tee-shirt. this one http://guitarforworship.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chuck-norris-action-jeans.jpg
8. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 23, 2009 1:48 PM
not only do i kill bambi and his(her?) friend's but i also kill big gay wolf boys who like putting things in their butts.
9. Dishy Dishyington - November 23, 2009 2:03 PM
It was awesome how he crushed that can with is BARE HANDS!! Squeeeee!
10. this guy - November 23, 2009 2:11 PM
he crushed that can better than the automatic can crusher that was on the other day rofl-
not to mention this was probably one of the best renditions of this movie that ive seen since the "how this movie should have ended" motivational pic with Blade in the background.
11. Closet Nerd - November 23, 2009 3:02 PM
@8 Bambi is a boy. I was surprised when I found out too.
12. GoSS Jerk, formerly sterilized - November 23, 2009 3:05 PM
@6 first time you've made any sence since you started comenting here....
firewalls=firstards=brutfags
13. cabbo - November 23, 2009 3:40 PM
All this film does is encourage beastiality (I'm talking about the actual twighlight film). Let me explain.
This film is aimed at teenage girls (and if you are a guy who is going to see this, or has, then you ARE a teenage girl, unless you are screwing one, or trying to). They have teenage-girl-posterboys turning into wolves. This is going to make teenage girls associate attractiveness with animality, and probably whiney emo retards (like that COD MW2 hating, shed-smoking bullock), due to the abundance of 'dark teen drama' twattery. They'll walk down the street at night, see a stray dog, think ~oooh, I wonder what that dog would look like as an attractive yet dark teen hollywood personality of my dreams. I suppose I'll never find out, but maybe if I let it screw me, I'll be a step closer.
Um, I veered from the point a bit there. Point is Twighlight sucks hard dog cack.
14. Czar - November 23, 2009 3:56 PM
First vampires, now werewolves., next zombies?
15. Paultergeist - November 23, 2009 4:48 PM
I haven't cried so much since Jurassic Pork.
16. :> - November 23, 2009 5:53 PM
Awww, thanks mr. geekologie writer. I don't like twilight myself, but one of the reasons why I like this blog so much is that it doesn't fall into the pit-trap of random chauvinistic bashing. And for that I appriciate you! Thanks!
Also, shoes and cakes!
17. cabbo - November 23, 2009 6:18 PM
Just watched video.
FUCKING AWESOME but you already know that.
Unless you're like me and post hatred of twilight before watching video hate.
18. acornstu - November 25, 2009 2:52 AM
"I'M AN ACTUAL WOLF!" "I'M 3 WOLVES... AND A MOON" = THE BADDEST MOFO IN THE PLANET
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