Nov 27 2009For Twihards: Team Jacob Laptop Decals

I don't really understand the Team Edward/Team Jacob rivalry but from what I've gathered it has something to do with if you'd rather have sex with a vampire or werewolf. Me? I've always been a gargoyle kind of guy. These laptop decals are available from Etsy seller vinylfruit in a plethora of colors for $10. Now I'm sure several of you are gonna complain about having to see Twilight shit on here, but you know what? You continued watching 2 Girls 1 Cup AFTER KNOWING WHAT WAS HAPPENING. Just sayin'.
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Reader Comments
1. Jacob - November 27, 2009 5:46 PM
I heart Edward
2. dave - November 27, 2009 5:46 PM
hmmm...............yea no.
3. naas - November 27, 2009 5:47 PM
team gheycob
4. Jacob is a Vamp(not vampire) - November 27, 2009 5:52 PM
cough*masPuto*cough
5. Ktar - November 27, 2009 5:55 PM
What's the point of the "team" thing if we all know that Bella is going to end up with Edward? AND I HAVENT EVEN READ THE BOOKS CUS I KNOW THEY SUCK!
6. MAN - November 27, 2009 6:05 PM
stupid.
7. jodie - November 27, 2009 6:14 PM
Team Bella!
8. dogless - November 27, 2009 6:18 PM
WHY are you promoting this shit? It's not even funny.
How much are they paying you?
9. jodie - November 27, 2009 6:20 PM
Hey nass, Glad I'm not the only drunk poster out tonight...
10. naas - November 27, 2009 6:37 PM
@9 nice Jodie, you're definitely not
11. Hayley - November 27, 2009 6:52 PM
Did GW just get on the just sayin' bandwagon?
12. 4ft3rth0ught - November 27, 2009 7:00 PM
A bunch of fagpires and queerwolves. A silver bullet and wooden stake for both of them. The actors, not the characters. Team Van Helsing FTW.
13. north ninja - November 27, 2009 7:01 PM
im on any guys side that can turn into a wolf.
oh, and i totally tap this girl too.
14. jodie - November 27, 2009 7:08 PM
I raise a glass of courvasia in your honor for being the best
tipster on geekologie..and c.nerd and blatphemer..(did I spell
that right?) Maybe I can just strive to be the resident drunk..?..
yeah..That would be an honor...just say'in.
15. Pepe La PEWPEW - November 27, 2009 7:15 PM
where is the Monster squad when you need them take these douch bags out!!!!... I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!
and now with every purchase of a Twilight book it comes with your own vagina!!! OH BOY!!!
16. gizmoduck - November 27, 2009 7:17 PM
the real question is, why isn't there a team Shep Ramsey
17. gizmoduck - November 27, 2009 7:19 PM
btw, that decal is all wrong.
jacob doesn't wear pants...
no shirt and wears shorts....just say'n
18. Edward Cullen - November 27, 2009 7:19 PM
can we all just stop talking about those stupid goddamn movies
19. Jesus - November 27, 2009 7:35 PM
Hey everyone can just calm down, its just stupid fad.
But totally Team Vlad the Impaler, FTW!
20. naas - November 27, 2009 7:41 PM
Honestly, you guys are a bunch of Retards especially YOU Jodie, you faggot
21. Twilight sucks my dick - November 27, 2009 7:44 PM
Why the hell do people like this stupid retarded vampire Fad now a days, its getting on my nerves, twilight is the stupidest most retarded movie and book EVER!
I would rather watch Never Back Down
22. pepe la PEWPEW - November 27, 2009 7:45 PM
TEAM RADROD!!!!
23. pepe la PEWPEW - November 27, 2009 7:46 PM
thats right my rod is RAD
24. jodie - November 27, 2009 8:02 PM
@20 I'm not a faggot ...I'm a girl.. But, I like girls too..and boys...so I'm
more of a bi-sexual lesbian..WHO LOVES MEN ...A.lot.. gosh,... I'm confused..
But I'm a female...
Oh, shut the F*ck-up ..You get nothing but a cheer with strawberry-hill
wine at this point!!
25. Clint - November 27, 2009 8:06 PM
This "team" crap makes me cringe.
26. Bronson - November 27, 2009 8:28 PM
How about Team Shut the fuck up?
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=350327015220&ref=ts
27. Me - November 27, 2009 8:37 PM
GW just proved he was gay beyond all doubt, and i was tricked into watching 3 girls 1 cup, but i kept watching because i liked it
28. Dishy Dishyington - November 27, 2009 9:00 PM
Why choose, Bella? Team ménage à trois girl. Tag team that biach. You hammer a wooden stake thru one guy while mooning the other.
29. naas - November 27, 2009 9:15 PM
@24 I didn't write that, if there's no reason why I'd lash out like that it's likely false.....
There's impostors on the horizon that need attention & being themselves is too much to take on. I pissed of the Mr. Pig/Cow dipshit earlier today & since it's some kid he's mad at me now hence the comment @20
30. jodie - November 27, 2009 9:16 PM
@28 to drunk to respond.. but I am laughing much!!!
But don't you think 2 girls and a guy are better than 2 guys and a girl?
Sooo much better for the girls..
Guys just want to 'Rut?' Girls are into the 'experience'..teeheehee
I should goto bed and have wet dreams now..........
31. Vivienne - November 27, 2009 9:17 PM
More like Team Necrophilia or Team Beastiality.
32. Lord of the horse beaters - November 27, 2009 9:18 PM
Twi... light... ??? KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
33. dogs are ugly - November 27, 2009 9:22 PM
Team perfection aka Edward!!
34. jodie - November 27, 2009 9:27 PM
I thougt you were just F-ing w/me and I'm drunk..So, I was game...
At first I was a little whiney about your response But, I got over it...
Glad it wasn't you!
Funny, I've read this web-site for a while and I've always been
able to tell a change in vanacular..: (using a language or dialect native to: normal geekologie code) ...not this time...tooo involved.
35. library_girl - November 27, 2009 9:29 PM
hehe, jake looks toooootally hot in new moon. :D rawr.
36. jodie - November 27, 2009 10:10 PM
@29 I dont believe you, you need to shut the fuck up right now u cumsucking Prick
37. GoGoPowerRangers - November 27, 2009 10:17 PM
@21 LOL
38. jodie - November 27, 2009 10:19 PM
@36 Stop you name stealin' bitch!! Your mothers a whore who never loved you!!
Jodie Loves Nass!!! Its his FB pics that sealed the deal....He has at least 800.00 dollars worth of liquor on that desk... true Love... A man after my own heart.
39. jodie - November 27, 2009 10:27 PM
ohh and one more thing
IM A LESBIAN
40. jodie - November 27, 2009 10:48 PM
@39 When you can't win resort to potty words...
Sooo... I see your f*ucking balls scrapping upon
the pavement like a gay whore...then my high heels dig into your
left nut and I grind it down and make dust of your procreation
abilities.. then I take a knife and digging it thru your ass-hole
past the prostrate gland and continue my insision up your
urethrea.... Then I leave you...bleeding. (should have brought my 12 gauge?)
But, You must suffer.....
Stop pretending your me.......@39
41. jodie - November 27, 2009 10:51 PM
damit its the stupid imposters again
when will you stupid bi*tches get a life and stop stealing the names from me and naas, sure he's g*ay and im le*sbian
but we can fix that
all i need is to suck on a pu*ssy
and I CAN resort to potty mouth words
42. @41 - November 27, 2009 10:55 PM
@41 im sure THATS the real jodie
afteral she doesnt bit.ch as much as the one at @40
43. randomness - November 27, 2009 10:57 PM
@42
u must be right becuz @40 CLEARLY she is using potty mouth words
and she doesnt say cr.ap like that
44. Mr. pig - November 27, 2009 11:04 PM
I think i might as well start pretending to be naas since he is accusing me of doing so.... it wasn't me at first, just for the record.... don't accuse ppl of stuff when you aren't sure
45. Lord of the horse beaters - November 27, 2009 11:11 PM
I wish the whole twilight series would just die and the creator would be executed by a combo slow beheading, electric chair, gas chamber. Twilight is for people who either have a puss or are just plain retarded.
What ever the hell it is stealin names seems to be a 5 year old with issues in the head based on it's stupidity displayed here. I wonder if my name will be hijacked by a crybaby now too!
46. Lord of the horse beaters - November 27, 2009 11:12 PM
@45
LOL
47. lord of the horse beaters - November 27, 2009 11:12 PM
I Hijacked ur name
48. Lord of the horse beaters - November 27, 2009 11:15 PM
YAY!!!!! Now I only need 999,999,999 more clones then I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
49. Daniel - November 27, 2009 11:17 PM
TEAM BUFFY.
50. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:18 PM
*Shoots Lord of the horse beaters Clone*
I think not...
your all safenow, farewell
51. Lord of the horse beaters - November 27, 2009 11:19 PM
NOOOOOOO! Damn you Agent Bill! You have foiled my plans again!
/runs off to twilightproof evil lair
52. jodie - November 27, 2009 11:30 PM
@40 is the real jodie,,,,,,She will do this to any and every one!!!!
Jodie loves puncuation!!!! Thats how you know its ME!!!!
53. Agent Bill - November 27, 2009 11:31 PM
IM TAKING CARE OF IT
54. DH - November 28, 2009 12:16 AM
WARNING: responding to impersonators may cause extreme MORE IMPERSONATION. ignore their bitch ass nuccaness.
from: twilightblows
55. jodie - November 28, 2009 2:29 AM
Is anyone else starting to think that the GW might really like Twilight? I mean he says it's for the ladies, but he seems to post an awful lot of Twihard shit. ALSO 2 GIRLS ONE CUP WAS HOT!!! I watched it because i have fucked up problems.
56. Daisy has a Small Penis - November 28, 2009 12:49 PM
Amazing. It took 13 posts before someone commented on the fox in the pic...
57. twellve - November 28, 2009 4:50 PM
what the hell is 2 Girls 1 Cup??
58. j.d. - November 28, 2009 4:58 PM
Twi-Hards/
Don't you mean Twi-Tards?
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60. Harmony Bear - November 28, 2009 8:56 PM
I like the second part of comment number 27.
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67. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - November 29, 2009 10:11 PM
http://www.efukt.com/2303_2_Girls_1_Sink.html
Much better than any old silly cup.
68. indiechick - November 30, 2009 9:14 AM
My Jacob will always have that long flowing pretty black hair. :)
69. Kyrsea - December 16, 2009 12:37 AM
Oh Twatlight tards....I hate you so much. :D