Nov 25 2009For The Person Who Has Everything....
A stuffed squirrel on a Harley. Because nothing says, "Seriously, I f***ing have everything else" LIKE A TAXIDERMIED SQUIRREL ON A MOTORCYCLE.
Wild Grey Squirrel on a HARLEY DAVISON MOTORBIKE................... Great for any Motorbike fan........
16ins long. 6ins wide. 11.5ins highWould make a good Christmas present..
Created by an experienced Taxidermist
Whew, well that's a relief. Because for a second I was worried it was just created by an inexperienced driver who hit a squirrel and likes playing with dead animals. Which, for the record, really isn't that weird. Is it, Mr. Opossum? Wave hi to all the readers!
Thanks to Walrus, who isn't stuffed with anything but blubber. Can I sleep on your belly?
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Reader Comments
1. John - November 25, 2009 4:03 PM
SECOND! - SHI-
2. yaksik - November 25, 2009 4:07 PM
why isnt he wearing the appropriate safety equipment, i know hes dead but you want to send the right message out to the kids... just sayin
3. naas - November 25, 2009 4:07 PM
Isn't 'squirrel on a bike' innuendo slang for something in the gay community? ...just askin
4. Hayley - November 25, 2009 4:12 PM
Useless and confusing are usually elements of a win, imo.
However this is pure fail.
5. Daisy - November 25, 2009 4:12 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max teaches Ralph that in order to make the motorcycle work, all he has to do is make the same noises as Max does when he plays with it. Ralph returns the favor by saving Max from being ill by bringing him back an aspirin.
6. Hayley - November 25, 2009 4:13 PM
Look what the cat dragged in. (Daisy, not the squirrel)
7. yaksik - November 25, 2009 4:15 PM
OMFG DAISIES BAAAAAAAAAAAACK... just sayin
8. Hayley - November 25, 2009 4:16 PM
Also, how do I make my name pink/ link to my facebook account?
9. om3ga - November 25, 2009 4:21 PM
its a dead squirrel, sure, why not? :p
10. Beccie - November 25, 2009 4:22 PM
reminds me of this:
"I could feel the knives in the old moloko starting to prick, and now I was ready for a bit of twenty-to-one. So I yelped: "Out out out out!" like a doggie, and then I cracked this veck who was sitting next to me"
11. Milkman - November 25, 2009 4:23 PM
I finally saw part of Never back down and still don't know what the hell Daisy is talking about.
I am surprised after being reviewed on this site, the ebay auction only has 140 views and 0 bids
12. Hayley - November 25, 2009 4:23 PM
I figured it out.
Just sayin
13. Jesus - November 25, 2009 4:24 PM
OMG DAISY IS BACK!!!! i love you Daisy, you are my hero.
But on topic now, i would totally buy that squirrel... no not really, i have a life.... just sayin'
14. Boost - November 25, 2009 4:37 PM
Would a mouse on a motorcycle break a copyright?
Or maybe a MOOSE on a motorcycle? I'd buy one of those.
15. yaksik - November 25, 2009 4:47 PM
everyone add Haley he's really hot... just sayin
16. Blastphemer - November 25, 2009 5:03 PM
Think they could hook something up like this for my grandmother??? That would reek of awesome!!!!!!!
17. The Dude - November 25, 2009 5:03 PM
Already have two....just sayin
18. kate - November 25, 2009 5:12 PM
just bought 5...... just sayin
19. wes - November 25, 2009 5:25 PM
i am bidding on that.
max $25 US
-wes-
20. KEVVVEEENNNOOOOOO - November 25, 2009 7:48 PM
DO WANT!
21. bad body - November 25, 2009 9:12 PM
I figured it out.
Just sayin
22. The Mouse and the Motorcycle - November 25, 2009 11:58 PM
No one remembers this book?
23. paul smith - November 26, 2009 5:17 AM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-bags-c-520.html
24. Yanov - November 26, 2009 7:29 AM
Hahaha, I want this one! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280427791932 The rest of his items are similar stuff. He's even got a squirrel on a quadbike.
25. GoSS Jerk, formerly sterilized - November 26, 2009 8:20 AM
it will take no less than 3 months of persistent posts from Daisy to convince me she's back and not an impostor.... just sayin
p.s. I miss you daisy!
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