Nov 20 2009For The Dapper Dog: Humunga Staches
The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber. One side's a ball, and the other is giant freaking mustache. So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions).
Add some low-cost laughs to your frequent frolics with Fido! This shiny black toy is a ball on one end, and a giant cartoon mustache on the other. Dogs naturally pick up the ball...which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out! Dogs also love to hold the ball in their mouth, and shake the mustache back and forth!
Not a bad idea. Of course, my dog would just chew up the whole damn thing. You see, she's a bitch. And, based on those tits in the pic, so is Fido. Animal cruelty!
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Thanks to Niki, whose bitch has a real mustache and moonlights as a carny.
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Reader Comments
1. Closet Nerd - November 20, 2009 2:29 PM
Maybe with this moustache, the dog will finally leave daddy's stash alone.... one time I had to follow my dog around with a little baggie for a week...... just sayin
2. Praz - November 20, 2009 2:33 PM
SECOND!!!
3. naas - November 20, 2009 2:38 PM
I'd wear it.. just sayin
4. Timbo - November 20, 2009 2:38 PM
Unless the dog bites the ball upside down...
5. Rob - November 20, 2009 2:38 PM
I like that they used a nursing dog. Nice touch.
BOOBIES!
6. naas - November 20, 2009 2:40 PM
@1 hate it when that happens
@3 then you can fill it was TACOS
@5 boobies... just sayin
7. Andrew - November 20, 2009 2:48 PM
Ooft, old find!
8. Gargamel - November 20, 2009 2:50 PM
English Bulldogs are the best dogs on the planet...just sayin.
9. LameCake - November 20, 2009 2:57 PM
Yeah my dog would just eat the mustache, just like she ate the couch cushions, the toilet paper, my shirt, the plastic covering for the seathbelt in the car, and my Ethernet cord........
10. Zing! - November 20, 2009 2:57 PM
@8 English Bulldogs are great and all, and ima letya finish, but Alien Bulldogs are the best dogs NOT on the planet... EVAR! just sayinG.
11. Stacy - November 20, 2009 2:58 PM
English Bulldogs are cute, but this dog is cuter! LOOK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMKXorLX3cI
12. Pat - November 20, 2009 3:02 PM
I don't see a mustache, but I do see nipples.
13. Closet Nerd - November 20, 2009 3:05 PM
@11 The dog ain't that cute... and if you're gonna post a link to a video in EVERY thread, at least make it a good video...... just sayin
14. Intrigued - November 20, 2009 3:06 PM
My pup is half English Bulldog.. http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs005.snc3/11259_182474936117_673871117_2904343_487672_n.jpg His dad is a major stud.
15. Stacy - November 20, 2009 3:19 PM
ClosetNerd, don't be so mean :-(
16. Stacy - November 20, 2009 3:24 PM
Plus, I know it's not a good video...but if you read the description, you'd find it's for a contest I'm trying to win!
17. Closet Nerd - November 20, 2009 3:28 PM
@15 Trust me Stacy, you haven't even begun to see me get mean! Comment 13 was one of the nicer comments I could of come up with.... just sayin
You seem new around here, so I wan't mean (like I might be to firstards).
People will see the link you post, you don't need to post it in every thread.
Maybe make it "Your site's URL" and people can just click on your name to see the video.... just sayin
18. Primrose - November 20, 2009 4:24 PM
@10 you are awesome!!
ps why is practically every post on here ended with 'just sayin'? ...im just sayin
19. Kokopure - November 20, 2009 4:49 PM
Seriously, GW, casually slipping in the mention of dog nipples, so I HAVE to look? You crafty fox.
20. OogaBooga - November 20, 2009 5:08 PM
just sayin just sayin just sayin (insert more imitation of GW writing style because I can't form a coherent sentence on my own) just sayin
21. cabbo - November 20, 2009 10:24 PM
I don't care if I'm the 20 somethingth person to say it, this is awesome.
22. cabbo - November 20, 2009 10:26 PM
Just rakin'. It's shoite.
23. rad to the power of me - November 21, 2009 1:13 PM
Georgia, Yale, and any other college team that has a bulldog as their mascot ....sucks. This is the best dog of all.
@1 I know your pain all too well
@10 did a 13 year old type this for you....just sayin'
24. Stella's Mama - November 21, 2009 10:34 PM
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25. jamaican me crazy - November 23, 2009 2:21 AM
These freakin' rule! Found 'em here with cheap shipping: http://www.shopluckydog.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=7282&Category_Code=WHA