Nov 26 2009Easy Decisions: Thanksgiving Night Flowchart
Wonder what you're doing tonight? This is what you're doing tonight. Now you don't have to think, just trace your path with a bloated, cranberry stained finger. Don't worry, I'm looking out for you. With binoculars. In the bushes across the street. Also, I'm using a sonic-ear. You just said you don't believe me. Do you believe me now?
How You'll Spend Thanksgiving Night [collegehumor]
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who ate so much he'll have to sleep in a room tonight.
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Reader Comments
1. AntBriWes - November 26, 2009 6:32 PM
otta love those flow charts. :D
2. AntBriWes - November 26, 2009 6:34 PM
*Gotta
3. Natalia - November 26, 2009 6:47 PM
Sum1 has to have the damn bird!
4. jodie - November 26, 2009 7:23 PM
Ahhhh ... closet nerd.. are you with the family? Does this rule out
greenbean cassarole? chock full of bacon-y goodness??
Well, I hope your at home w/the wifey and kids drinking good liquor!!!
Happy turkey day!
5. heather! - November 26, 2009 9:19 PM
GW you are the balls to my turkey. And by that I mean I drunk.
6. heather! - November 26, 2009 9:20 PM
and by that i mean Thank you!
7. cabbo - November 27, 2009 7:13 AM
Being foreign and sober sucks. Why can't we drink on wednesdays?
8. cabbo - November 27, 2009 7:15 AM
I've answered my own question, and now I'm breaking open Thee Ol' Boozeroony.
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10. mbt - March 2, 2010 2:01 AM
XN thank you for your sharing.
11. kokoty - March 17, 2010 3:16 AM
good news