Nov 12 2009Early Computing: Children's New Alphabet
Is this how today's children learn the alphabet? No. Is this how tomorrow's children will learn the alphabet? Probably not. Is spanking the best way to teach your children things? My parents thought so, and look how smart I am. Well, you can't physically SEE how smart I am. What you're looking at is called handsome.
How Today's Kids Learn The Alphabet [verybored]
Thanks to Nick, who learned the alphabet the old fashioned way: he didn't. His tip was nothing but wingdings and a link!
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Reader Comments
1. Trevor - November 12, 2009 4:36 PM
GEEKOLOGIE FTW
2. mike - November 12, 2009 4:40 PM
HA, napster is dead. kids wouldn't know anyhting about that today.
3. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 12, 2009 4:43 PM
by the beard of ZEUS! since when did @ :) !!1 and ?? become part of the alphabet? no wonder my teacher always hit me with rulers for incorrect spelling...tis a sad day indeed for i have lost my inner child once more.
4. geez - November 12, 2009 4:46 PM
Old! super-old.
5. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 12, 2009 4:48 PM
most of them fail
6. Dracula Jones - November 12, 2009 4:53 PM
Zuma? Really?
Does Kazaa even exist anymore?
7. Fail - November 12, 2009 5:00 PM
#fail
8. Jaja - [Returned] - November 12, 2009 5:01 PM
@5 like your name.
9. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 12, 2009 5:06 PM
@8 like you pathetic useless prick
10. glace neuf - November 12, 2009 5:13 PM
start your journey now, my lord!
11. photoshop-police - November 12, 2009 5:28 PM
ok, this is like the first time I've ever seen the !!1 emoticon.
who the hell uses that?!?!?
12. jason - November 12, 2009 5:31 PM
how is x a windows logo? that doesn't even make sense. why not put an xbox or 360 logo up there? it's the same damn company. arggh
13. Iris - November 12, 2009 5:34 PM
That's not handsome!
That's sexy!
14. Tom - November 12, 2009 5:46 PM
X is for Monopoly... wait what?
15. Skeeve - November 12, 2009 5:51 PM
Anyone know the source for this - high res? I'd love to print it out for my office wall.
16. Gaby. - November 12, 2009 6:21 PM
Impressive... BUT, it would be better if Geekologie replaced Google.
17. Dinosaur Rex - November 13, 2009 1:16 AM
Where's nintendo, or geek, or dinosaur robot
18. Jeezy - November 13, 2009 8:21 AM
LAMEST SH!T...
19. Jaded Icon - November 13, 2009 8:23 AM
They would have to change this every year with new techs.
20. reggaemylitis - November 13, 2009 11:30 AM
Myspace got the snub on the M. Poor Myspace. It is dying the true death! :(
21. Jaja - November 13, 2009 11:36 AM
@8 like your dead grandparents.
22. Bill Johnson - November 13, 2009 12:45 PM
I prefer my son leans via DucCutters flash cards of motorcycle and automotive information.
http://www.duccutters.com/DucCuttersFlashCards.tpl
23. Lizzie - November 13, 2009 1:20 PM
@ 17, a dinosaur robot?? really?? that would be destroying the one thing he loves most.
24. Chad - November 13, 2009 4:43 PM
Can someone tell me what's the "Z", and yeah they should of used N nintendo and x for xbox lolz
25. Hannah - November 14, 2009 12:33 AM
@ 26
"A man dies still still if he has done nothing, as one who has done football child jerseys much."
Shiiiit, dude. That's deep.
26. Andre - November 14, 2009 2:29 PM
The Z is Zuma. and X stands for windows, and M stands for windows messenger. S is for stupid ass game from 5 years ago.