Nov 11 2009Don't Touch My String Cheese!: Fridge Locker
The Fridge Locker is a little lockbox that you put in the fridge to keep your broke-ass roommate from eating all your string cheese and pudding packs. I need one. No, make that two. I have lots of pudding and I like it cooooold.
The metal combination lock keeps your food safe from "Refrig-A Raiders" (poor joke courtesy of the manufacturer). It measures 7.5" wide, 7.5" tall and 11" deep. At $20, it could easily pay for itself with all of the food it keeps safe. Granted, your roommate will not take kindly to seeing this. Purchase and install at your own risk.
Knowing my roommate, that bastard would probably pull this thing out and set it on the radiator just to spoil all my food and spite me. Yeah, he's a jerk. He's also my alter ego. Shut up! NO YOU SHUT UP! Let me type the last sentence. No, you type too slow. Ow he's biting my fingers! I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE CROTCH!!
Fridge Locker Keeps Your Food Safe [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. jacob - November 11, 2009 5:04 PM
first
2. Dr,Necropolis - November 11, 2009 5:07 PM
No no no...I'm pretty sure that's a baby safe
3. fishsupper - November 11, 2009 5:07 PM
second
4. LSDiesel - November 11, 2009 5:10 PM
@2, You're sick. Just sick.
Imagine getting sent to school with one of these as a child. No no no, not my uncle. The food locker. Sickos.
5. JFreezy - November 11, 2009 5:19 PM
I'm soooooo buying one! My damn co-workers are a bunch of lunch snatchers!
6. Refrig-A Theif - November 11, 2009 5:22 PM
I think you could still steal string cheesessesses from that.
7. Raptor Jesus - November 11, 2009 5:40 PM
I would stab a spoon between the slats and straight through the top of that yogurt and eat it. No cage will prevent Raptor Jesus from having his snack. RRRRRAWRRRRR I hate yogurt raaaaaaaaawrwrwrwrrrr.
8. ObamaPacman - November 11, 2009 5:41 PM
They just have to eat your food with a straw. =p
9. ciao - November 11, 2009 6:24 PM
aahahahaha!!! that's priceless, especially considering some of us lovely geeks have a shared office fridge with other folks with sticky fingers.
10. Brian - November 11, 2009 7:12 PM
There is a hilarious video of a kid with OCD having his fridge messed with at uni http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC4YJcgfRq0
11. G - November 11, 2009 9:13 PM
Oh, c'mon, it's plastic. If someone was willing to steal food out of the fridge, what makes you think they won't crack the plastic slats too?
12. suessafess - November 11, 2009 11:01 PM
Where the freak was that when I was in college and then later shared an apartment?!
13. Octopus Pie - November 11, 2009 11:48 PM
We could use these at work, only made with hard metal. There was actually someone who opened their lunch bag, only to discover that someone had zipped the bag open, took out the sandwich, unwrapped it & took a bite, then wrapped it back up & sealed everything again.
If you are going to do all of that, why not just take the damn sandwich? I keep saying people should lace their foods with something that'll keep the food thieves in the bathroom for hours on end.
14. Ebee - November 12, 2009 7:01 AM
I think this fridge locker would stop most food theives but not all of them, if they still presist you could always put x-lax in your food and wait for them to steal it, then see who's running for the bathroom.
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15. Jaded Icon - November 12, 2009 8:42 AM
If you roomate is stealing you food (or just not paying for his fair share), then it's time to get a new roomate....
16. la chika frekah. - November 12, 2009 11:12 AM
I agree with Octupus, it should be like titanium or something, plastic can still be broken into . But on the other hand, if it becomes so serious that you break through a lock to get food, you need some serious help.
17. Closet Nerd - November 12, 2009 11:57 AM
Just rub your penis on the food. If someone eats your food, THEN let them know it was rubbed up against Mr. Happy.... but it is the last food item they take from you.
18. Closet Nerd - November 12, 2009 11:58 AM
And if people keep stealing your food.... see if they steal your 'laxative laced chocolate brownies'.... you'll find the culprit.... shitting their brains out!
19. Tyler - November 12, 2009 10:26 PM
This is the end of passiveaggressivenotes.com