Nov 17 2009DO WANT: Dinosaur Hatchling Ornaments
Just look at that cute little devil wrapped up all tight in his egg! It's like he's a little present himself -- all he needs is a bow! Show your strictly platonic dino-love this holiday season with this $14 Brachiosaurus hatchling ornament from the Big Bad Toy Store. They make the perfect Christmas momento for children and adults who never stopped loving dinos alike. Unfortunately, I want a REAL dino hatchling for Christmas. I'm talking from my loins. Godzilla, Falkor, Puff, Barney -- one of you better immaculate concept me. DO IT NOW!
Dinosauria Hatching Egg Ornament [nerdapproved]
Thanks to Naja, who better have gotten me a season pass to Jurassic Park.
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Reader Comments
1. poopants - November 17, 2009 1:30 PM
I just farted
2. 43 y/o Undead warlock - November 17, 2009 1:30 PM
Is it possible???
FIRST!!
3. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 17, 2009 1:31 PM
i would tap that....does it make me a dino pedo?
4. gizmoduck - November 17, 2009 1:36 PM
what kind of dino is that?
the asshat kind?
5. naas - November 17, 2009 1:37 PM
@2 ...way too easy, not even worth the wasted effort
Animated alien hatching pods would suit my demonic structure for a christmas tree in this place, but what a great idea for ornaments.
Well done http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/1124378575197.jpg
6. Naterator - November 17, 2009 1:37 PM
This was only the beginning...
7. Naterator - November 17, 2009 1:38 PM
...of the end!
8. Naterator - November 17, 2009 1:40 PM
HEY GW!!!!!
9. naas - November 17, 2009 1:42 PM
...lets get that fixed now
10. Blastphemer - November 17, 2009 1:47 PM
GW - I'm not normally with you on the whole dinofetish thing, but this time you've struck gold my friend. Awesome ornaments.
After a previous comment I left to naas a moment ago on another thread, combined with this dino-ornament, I'm thinking that some Alien pod ornaments might be worth investigating - as long as nothing pops out and starts shoving itself down my throat (unless they're jack daniels aliens...then, it's ok).
PS. Nate - guess folks get their kicks many different ways. Not sure how this kind of spamming garbage cranks your gears, but hope you enjoy it while it lasts kiddo.
11. Closet Nerd - November 17, 2009 1:49 PM
@11 when you say fix "that" I assume you mean fix (i.e. nuter) Naterator.... because obviously he has no use for balls anyway
12. Closet Nerd - November 17, 2009 1:53 PM
We found you Naterator, and we ALL know what you look like now!!!!
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6416
13. Blastphemer - November 17, 2009 1:53 PM
CN - he's still got a use for his balls...
http://urbantakeout.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/kick_to_balls.jpg
14. Jaja - November 17, 2009 2:16 PM
/ban gw ? :)
15. GoSS Jerk, formerly sterilized - November 17, 2009 2:45 PM
His name was GFS...
16. naas - November 17, 2009 2:56 PM
@13 indeed, the carrier pigeon hasn't landed yet
17. Large Hadron LUL Collider - November 17, 2009 3:29 PM
@14....Wow..tbat guy is probably what a real life "Uncle Fester" would look like..Thats just terrible he was most likely buying Halo 3...A lot of annoying fatties on there (I hear them breath...its so relaxing when im sleeping)
18. Slipgate - November 17, 2009 3:30 PM
I for one got a 'lil kick outta Nate. I like the infinite loop posting of his own spam post. Very poetic. -.-
19. neru - November 17, 2009 9:03 PM
I know you can't post this link directly NSFW, but maybe you could blur out the naughty part. This is your kind of girl.
20. Jaded Icon - November 18, 2009 7:23 AM
I would dedicate a whole tree for this. Of course it would be in my bathroom and I would pretend that I was in Jurassic Park, but that's neither here nor there...