November 20, 2009

Creepy Robot Stares At You So You Exercise

Filed Under: aaaahh / apocaplyse / bad ideas / bandit can and will steal your body parts / dangerous / exercise / experiments / geez / heart attack / hell no / kill it! / no no no / no thanks / pass / robot / sweating to the oldies robots / wtf were you thinking? / you've got to be out of your mind

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How would you like this creepy little bastard staring at your ass when you're performing squats? Or maybe holding your feet while you do crunches? Or maybe you've got to be out of your got-damn mind!

Bandit is helping the University of Southern California Center for Robotics and Embedded Systems conduct a study on exercise training. 70 volunteers of all ages (including 20 people aged 60 or older living in retirement homes) will have either Bandit himself or Bandit on video as a trainer, and the researchers will try to figure out if the physical presence of the robot makes a difference.

That's right, they named him Bandit. As in, "Give me all your internal organs!" Listen, you want me to tell you whether a robot's presence helps you lose weight? It does -- and I'll prove it. SEND IN THE ROOMBA! *Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!* There, I feel four pounds lighter already. Oh, and I'm not cleaning that shit up either.

Video of the little jerkbag after the jump.

Bandit Will Stare At You Until You Exercise [botjunkie]

Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who just cuts off limbs when he needs to lose weight. Smart.