Nov 30 2009Come On, Admit It, I Know This Is One Of You
I know this is one of you. And you need to come forward and admit it. I want your legs! And your action figures.
Hit the jump for a shot of the original 'virginity' motivational poster.
Picture [motifake]
Thanks to Hayley, who totally runs raids with this kid even if she won't admit it.
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Reader Comments
1. Hayley - November 30, 2009 4:56 PM
Obviously your best post to date.
2. yep - November 30, 2009 4:56 PM
how'd you find that picture, i thought i burned it years ago
3. Deetz - November 30, 2009 4:57 PM
Who would let this picture be taken, then let it be put on a computer, where it was in turn uploaded to the internet and then shared by all?
4. Hayley - November 30, 2009 4:59 PM
PS: GW, you tip tainting a-hole.
Also, as a matter of fact, I totally do run raids with this guy. Last time he put aspect of the pack on mid-raid and stopped to loot the raptor claws.
Noob.
5. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 30, 2009 5:01 PM
lol Wow sucks
6. miniappleton - November 30, 2009 5:02 PM
Is... it that a towel with a clothes peg on it?
Innovative.
7. LSDiesel - November 30, 2009 5:04 PM
What does virginity mean?
8. Phillip - November 30, 2009 5:05 PM
well i can tell you its not me.........wait..........no its not me i had a red towel as a cape.
9. IAMPERFECT - November 30, 2009 5:08 PM
That...that hair...it's....so perfect....
Man I looked good.
10. blow - November 30, 2009 5:08 PM
that's my mom you !#$hole!
11. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 30, 2009 5:09 PM
@7 look in a mirror
12. Hayley - November 30, 2009 5:11 PM
really Bambi? ... really?
IKNOWYOUAREYOUSAIDYOUAREBUTWHATAMI
I expected more, man.
Just sayin.
13. Beastman AIDS - November 30, 2009 5:14 PM
haha this dude is awesome. If only that sexy elven cape would slip seductively from one shoulder...
14. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 30, 2009 5:15 PM
@12 hey come on I'm hungover and still half alseep give me a break you cant expect to get best comments this early I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, 'Because I'm your father.
15. naas - November 30, 2009 5:27 PM
Before aerosmith, steven tyler was addicted to a game he said one day would rule internet gameplay of the future
16. naas - November 30, 2009 5:28 PM
...too bad '2008' is in there to throw the whole timeline idea off
17. Wraith001M - November 30, 2009 5:31 PM
Ehhhh, the sad thing is that the "nerdy lame a$$" population is large enough that this kid might actually get laid rather soon simple under the idea that there is some nerdy chick that likely is digging this, and one day will produce children as flawed and ugly as sin. YEAH!!!!!
18. msdkoyot - November 30, 2009 5:31 PM
Oh Russia you crazy.
19. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 30, 2009 5:32 PM
@17 speaking from being an example i see...just sayin
20. Harold^Sick - November 30, 2009 5:35 PM
I can only DREAM and WISH that was me.
21. mensa - November 30, 2009 5:36 PM
aww come on, I heart WoW. i've seen better graphics and spending your time questing for a pail of water is pretty stupid, but overall it's more fun than, say, scrabble.
okay, enough geekologie for me today.
22. LSDiesel - November 30, 2009 5:37 PM
@19, kinda lacking on the 'clever' today aren't you? It's okay. No one really likes you anyway.
23. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 30, 2009 5:48 PM
@22 yeah that's drinking for ya..anywhoo, you should go troll someone who actually takes offense to people they dont know.
24. mirotrillian - November 30, 2009 6:02 PM
Not gonna lie. I find the pasty, nerdy, towel-cape'd population pretty sexy.
25. shellshell - November 30, 2009 6:08 PM
That is LSDiesel
26. David Sadi - November 30, 2009 6:23 PM
DO WANT
that f ing sweet towel cape.
27. J - November 30, 2009 7:26 PM
I would have thought the reference to him remaining a virgin was more related to the fact that he appears not to have any junk. Those shorts pretty much go straight down there dont they? (Not that i was looking)
28. Wraith001M - November 30, 2009 7:55 PM
@23 Um no not speaking from example, just speaking from what I've seen.
But ta yeah you be the one trollin man so um yeaaaaah.
29. Jrdn - November 30, 2009 8:03 PM
that was me.
just kidding i have boobs.
if i did that i'd be arrested for decent exposure.
cause i'm pretty decent.
30. cheap paul smith - November 30, 2009 9:58 PM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-sweaters-c-526.html
31. Closet Nerd - November 30, 2009 9:59 PM
.... to all the (female) virgins out there "Thanks for NOTHING!!!".... just sayin
32. a - November 30, 2009 10:19 PM
is this really the first time you faggots have seen this picture?
33. therealRoboticDeathArmy - November 30, 2009 10:47 PM
you guys are all nerds, and i hate you
34. RIchie - November 30, 2009 11:06 PM
THATS ME NO JOKE!!
35. turtle - December 1, 2009 1:14 AM
Well that big towel will help with the poopsocks clean up. Someone is thinking ahead.
36. Lady K - December 1, 2009 3:31 AM
LEEEEROY!!!!!!!!!
JEEEEENNNKKKKIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is all i'm saying
37. dave - December 1, 2009 4:37 AM
mum is that you
38. That uncle who did that bad thing we don't speak about - December 1, 2009 7:19 AM
In Mother Russia, ridiculous clothes-pegged bath-towel cape wears YOU!
Sorry...
39. Jaded Icon - December 1, 2009 8:17 AM
Nice hair! Th quality of the picture and the hair style say 1970's, but the poster and the game say 2008. lol.....
40. virgin - December 1, 2009 8:43 AM
he should get one of these http://www.certifiedvirgin.com
41. Vrokar - December 1, 2009 10:04 AM
Um, we had this picture posted on our Guild site a couple years ago. Apparently it was tagged as one of our guild members. Thuronag of Moonrunner.
42. QueenGeedorah - December 1, 2009 10:53 AM
sexy as hell
43. Annie - December 1, 2009 11:45 AM
Hayley's a bitch, dude...
Anyway, his hair is luxurious, that is an AWESOME towel-cape he's rockin, and I'm sure he'll sprout junk someday.
44. first! - December 1, 2009 12:51 PM
first?
45. harry stuped - December 1, 2009 1:04 PM
leave the little virgin alone, in his mind, he is the harry potter of warcraft...
46. Checo - December 1, 2009 5:03 PM
wow that kid is awesome, i wish i was like him when i was young, seriously, all the ladies would die for him, he's so sexy.
47. omega57 - December 1, 2009 5:27 PM
I have to say he is going to bang some nerdy girl with giant junk someday and by the way, the people who were commenting on the whole nerd thing, Youre just jealous because he has a bigger penis than you do.
48. chewbacca - December 1, 2009 5:34 PM
raagggghhhrrrr!?
49. Dadoren - December 2, 2009 6:03 PM
I Would love to punch this geek in the face. then head butt and close line his stupid teeth out.
50. Han Solo - December 2, 2009 6:29 PM
Easy Chewie
51. pwned - December 3, 2009 2:40 AM
THIS is probably the guy that pwns me when I play WoW. Gotta be good at something...making capes included.
52. PS3-Games - March 12, 2011 2:42 PM
Behold, The World Best WoW'er