Nov 30 2009Chemisty: Periodic Table Of Cupcakery

Sadly, it's not actually a periodic table OF cupcakes like I may have falsely advertised. Instead, it's a periodic table MADE with cupcakes. AAAAAHH I WOULD STILL EAT THEM INDISCRIMINATELY! Starting with lithium.
This periodic table of cupcakes is for a chemistry nerd's birthday party. Each cake is labeled with an element and color-coded by its state of matter. I hear hydrogen and helium are very light and fluffy. Looks like someone already ate ununseptium.
Yeah, but what do you do if they make you pass ignoble gas? Tape your b-hole shut, that's what. ZOMG, new fad diet -- you watch!
Periodic Table Cupcakes [neatorama]
Thanks to naas, who has never met a cupcake he doesn't like. Except 2 Girls 1 Cupcake, which he didn't hate.
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Reader Comments
1. Mesarim - November 30, 2009 1:00 PM
Delicious, I want some AU and C and CL and Pb
2. om3ga - November 30, 2009 1:01 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm cupcakes
3. Dishy Dishyington - November 30, 2009 1:07 PM
Eat lead, you outer space octopus!
4. naas - November 30, 2009 1:09 PM
nom nom nom I am them BOTH
5. naas - November 30, 2009 1:10 PM
AM them both wtf!? I meant to say I ATE them both
6. Mad Astronaut - November 30, 2009 1:13 PM
I'd eat those. Then I'd eat her... mmmm!
7. Dishy Dishyington - November 30, 2009 1:23 PM
Two titaniums would taste good on my tungsten.
No silicon please.
8. naas - November 30, 2009 1:28 PM
Somebody ate astatine
9. naas - November 30, 2009 1:28 PM
Somebody ate astatine
10. Dishy Dishyington - November 30, 2009 1:37 PM
@9, it's like eating Arsenic. Or Hassium. Or Potassium, 'K?
11. jeffg - November 30, 2009 1:38 PM
what #6 said - she's cute
12. Pat - November 30, 2009 3:09 PM
@3 What do you have against the mighty Space Kraken?
13. Chemnerd! - November 30, 2009 3:58 PM
Astatine is missing!!! there simply isnt a cake there!! Its not a full Table!!! i think we should complain because it isnt a full table!!!
14. livingjetlag - November 30, 2009 5:19 PM
If she used enriched flour, the plutonium cupcake's going to get her in a heap of trouble.
15. Me - November 30, 2009 9:41 PM
loves waking up to cute chemistry geeks.
16. cheap paul smith - November 30, 2009 10:03 PM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-sweaters-c-526.html
17. huberty - November 30, 2009 11:31 PM
I'd hit that (the cupcakes)
18. silverduece - December 1, 2009 12:53 AM
NERD ALERT! :)
19. Jaded Icon - December 1, 2009 7:15 AM
Woah! Wait a sec! She's a geek, she's cute AND she bakes?!? Why is this woman not married to me yet?......oh, right, because I suck....I forgot for a second....
20. emptyaddy - December 1, 2009 11:10 AM
Strangely erotic.
21. harry stuped - December 1, 2009 1:05 PM
can they mix?
22. harry stuped - December 1, 2009 1:06 PM
can they mix to create other flavors/chemicals?
23. Oz - December 3, 2009 9:19 PM
I saw the picture and i thinked: "I'd eat her As"