Nov 25 2009Cheat Sheet: Hang Up In Your Time Machine

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This is part of a cheat-sheet (worthwhile full version HERE) you're supposed to hang up in your time machine so you can steal everyone's credit for discoveries and inventions of the past. Smaaaart. I definitely just printed one out and taped it to the dash of my time traveling box (literally, I made it out of a refrigerator box). MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Soon the history books will read: Geekologie Writer: World's Greatest Lover (He did the Sphinx!).

Available as both $18 print or shirt.

Product Site (poster) and Shirt

Thanks to Nik, who's gonna try to go back and take the title from me but like I said I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER NOT A FIGHTER.

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1. Eric Oleksik - November 25, 2009 10:16 PM

seventeenth!!!11!!!

2. Samir N. - November 25, 2009 10:21 PM

Eleventeenth!!

3. Lem - November 25, 2009 10:36 PM

I've actually wanted something like this. You always see in crappy kids movies were the people get sent back in time I'd like to capitalize on other poeples inventions like this (as long as it doesnt label me a witch or something). Problem is me not so smart or good at remember history -_-.

So gunna get tattooed on me.

4. me - November 25, 2009 10:52 PM

WOW, there is an e-bay add above this that is for a Delorean car from that back to the future Crysis mod, its like they know everything!!!
THEY ARE WATCHING US!!!

5. uhh - November 25, 2009 11:01 PM

geekologie writer...didn't you already post this?

6. LSUtriguy - November 25, 2009 11:21 PM

Maybe not "First" but probably first to read the whole poster! quite worthwhile!

7. BeAre - November 25, 2009 11:45 PM

the poster print of this is barely larger than college ruled notebook paper

8. hezaa - November 25, 2009 11:52 PM

This is such an old print. Shame on you for taking so long to discover this awesome!

9. fyritke - November 26, 2009 1:31 AM

Oh GW, how didn't you see this before?!

10. bob - November 26, 2009 2:36 AM

For those bashing our Fearless Leader's tardiness, piss off. Some people just happen to be a little slow.

11. Hayley - November 26, 2009 2:48 AM

Penicillin isn't go to help you when you are 3 inches from the canine tooth of a fucking TYRANNOSAURUS REX

12. Hayley - November 26, 2009 2:50 AM

PS: Since I don't bother with any other blogs and hence everything seems new to me, GW go ahead and be as late as you like.

13. om3ga - November 26, 2009 3:53 AM

i agree with hayley... and this is all stuff i already knew but forgot with each bong hit...

14. Hayley - November 26, 2009 4:08 AM

Refer to point 1 in FAQ. I lol'd.

17. pitter patter cocopah palau - November 26, 2009 5:53 AM

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18. Colla-gen - November 26, 2009 6:50 AM

Is that picture of a pussy in the background under the text?

19. Closet Nerd - November 26, 2009 9:04 AM

Thats pretty cool, but at $18 for a 14.5" x 16" print, not really worth it.... just sayin

20. thechevron - November 26, 2009 9:23 AM

@ 5

yes is has been posted before, this blog is just dull now, everything is three weeks out of date, usually taken from gizmodo anyway. your aswell just going there for daily updates.

21. om3ga - November 26, 2009 11:40 AM

@ 20 > what are you doing here then, hmmmmmm ???????

22. daz - November 26, 2009 1:02 PM

some parts are flawed....like where it says polaris is the brightest star.............wrong, its like 40 something down the list

23. bribios - November 26, 2009 1:34 PM

I think the writer of Dinosaur Comics made a shirt of this awhile ago.

24. cabbo - November 26, 2009 4:00 PM

@18 Rorschach much?

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