Nov 4 2009Breast Scarf Ever (See What I Did There?!)
This is a boob scarf made out of gym socks and what may or may not be dried apricots. They cost $45 and are available from Etsy seller Lourdesoftheflies. I think you only get one pair for that price though. RIPOFF!
almost look real!almost feel real!
almost are real!great for winter!
If you can actually convince someone that these almost look and feel real, you could probably sell safety matches to the devil. That said, I bought two pairs just to be safe. Worse comes to worse I'll fill them with pennies and swing em around like nunchucks.
Thanks to Rich Waffle_u, who better not waffle me unless he wants a face full of knuckles!
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Reader Comments
1. Hayley - November 4, 2009 2:26 PM
Wouldn't.
2. JADE - November 4, 2009 2:27 PM
FTW
3. naas - November 4, 2009 2:27 PM
total recall
4. Pito - November 4, 2009 2:27 PM
Would.
5. Legion - November 4, 2009 2:27 PM
Death, be all but proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful. I am Legion for we are many...
6. Turbo - November 4, 2009 2:29 PM
o.O whut?
7. mr quackers - November 4, 2009 2:29 PM
hur hur i is furst
8. rad to the per of me - November 4, 2009 2:30 PM
@3 haha see you at the party Ricktor!!
i like yet i feel like there is already too much teasing in the world.... plus there would be many a neck problems if this were out and about triple takes by everyone
9. Closet Nerd - November 4, 2009 2:30 PM
I'd LOVE to see the chick from "Total Recall" wearing this scarf!!!!
10. bman - November 4, 2009 2:31 PM
shut up you retard, mr quackers
11. Closet Nerd - November 4, 2009 2:31 PM
@3 HA! Didn't even notice your post
12. JADE - November 4, 2009 2:39 PM
The wind kicks up and there you done put someones eye out with a nipple....
13. mr quackers - November 4, 2009 2:40 PM
but i likeses bean furst
14. bman - November 4, 2009 2:43 PM
shut the heck up you firstard @3 nice I agree
15. Pat - November 4, 2009 2:44 PM
Best product description ever.
16. Dirty-Shizno - November 4, 2009 2:45 PM
@9 i think he meant there will be a total recall because this scarf is WACK YO! i never understood what all that hippity hoppity music was talking about when they said that but hey! its catchy..
17. gaggle - November 4, 2009 2:46 PM
poop is super tasty
18. Closet Nerd - November 4, 2009 2:46 PM
@16 Nope. Great minds think alike. I'd be willing to be dollars to dimes that he was thinking of the movie too.
19. Emode - November 4, 2009 2:46 PM
Quite disturbing by my book.
20. Closet Nerd - November 4, 2009 2:47 PM
I wonder if they feel like a nice 'bag of sand'
21. Freddy K - November 4, 2009 2:54 PM
#20 nice 40 year old virgin reference.
And I bet they feel like a great bag of sand.
22. KysterKyster - November 4, 2009 2:59 PM
This is not geeky enough to be here! But then again, lately there has been a lack of geekyness around here. Wax, boobs and beer, is that really all you can offer GW?
23. STOMPY (wants your mario kart friend code) - November 4, 2009 3:03 PM
speaking of total recall...
http://totalrecallonhilarious.ytmnd.com/
24. JADE - November 4, 2009 3:06 PM
Just what I want.......saggy boobs.. *fail*
25. Closet Nerd - November 4, 2009 3:08 PM
@22 "....boobs and beer, is that really all you can offer GW?"
Is that all? What more could you possibly want besides boobs and beer?
Since you can't hear the words coming out of your mouth, do you even see the words that you are typing with your keyboard?
26. GoSS Jerk no longer sterilized for your pleasure - November 4, 2009 3:14 PM
@22, it took about 30 minutes to get over 20 coments, there are other earlier posts today that still havent reached 20 coments
27. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 4, 2009 3:32 PM
one time i was walking along minding my own buisness and some guy had a a car full of rubber boob balls and they threw one at me tinyurl.com/ykjs8nh
28. shellshell - November 4, 2009 4:20 PM
I would rock this when I'm old to cover my real boobs!
29. naas - November 4, 2009 4:22 PM
@18 I was referring to total recall, you are correct. Sorry I didn't chime in sooner, I was at lunch
'quuuaaaaaid' http://media.photobucket.com/image/quaid%20from%20total%20recall/Overlord1317/quato_29.jpg
30. Neil - November 4, 2009 4:26 PM
Ever thought the world doesn't seem to notice how utterly retarded you are?
Then think no more as you wont need to with this scarf.
People with a mental age in single figures only need apply..
31. rad to the per of me - November 4, 2009 4:37 PM
a boob feels like a basketball thats been laying on the driveway in the sun all day and damnit its beer then boobs and yes that is all life needs......plus fried foods and sleep
32. ciao - November 4, 2009 5:10 PM
lame, it looks like a disfigured albino squid
33. KysterKyster - November 4, 2009 6:40 PM
@25
Yeah, i did say boobs and beer. And i still don't think that they are geeky. If you read carefully, i didn't say that boobs and beer sucks, just that it's not that geeky at all. So unless this site is called ya-everyday-ology i think maybe GW oughta put something geeky up here. You know, just to put the fun back in the title!
34. Moemi - November 4, 2009 8:05 PM
WHERE'S MY PENIS SCARF?! D:<!!!!!!!
35. AtomicCoffee - November 4, 2009 8:32 PM
You people are sick!
I work in the marketing division of Levi Strauss, and that's our new "Levi's Rivet Scarf"!
They're designed for cowboys on the range who need a tough, hard-working scarf ... with rivets!
THEY'RE NOT NIPPLES; THEY'RE RIVETS!!!
God, I am sooo gonna get fired. Sigh.
36. Jaded Icon - November 5, 2009 8:55 AM
@ 25
You might want to look up the definition of "geek". Usually means a person obsessed with "blank". So you can put whatever you want in that spot. Beer, boobs, football, nail polish, whatever. The stereotype of geek is all things tech, sci-fi or fantasy, but it's not just that. Besides, I would venture a guess that you are a female commenter...or am I wrong?
37. Closet Nerd - November 5, 2009 12:15 PM
@39 Wrong. I have a penis. Maybe you misunderstood my response. I have NO problem with posts on boobs & beer. They're some of my favorite things!!!