Nov 23 2009BOOM, Instant Attractive: Pikachu Ski Mask
This knitted Pikachu ski mask from deviantARTist Sugarcoatidli3z is just the thing to spice up your love life/rob a bank/scare children/grow humongous breasts.
Whatever your motivation, textile extraordinaire Andrea has got you covered. Armed with her own pattern, twelve hours of spare time, and a buttload of yarn, she made this Pikachu ski mask for facial protection during the cold winter months. You know what she could say if she was trying to scare people while wearing it? Pika-BOO!
Pika-BOO -- where was I on that? Damnit. Anyway, I was gonna say something about spicing up your love life. What was it? Oh, right -- everybody who's ever wanted to make love to a character from a children's video game, raise your hand. Police, arrest those people. NOT ME -- I just had an itch! DAMN YOU, ZELDA!....and Samus....and Peach!
....and Charizard.
A Scary Pikachu Ski Mask [hawtymcbloggy]
Thanks to Kelly, who knows that looking good almost always involves a mask....for you. Not her.
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Reader Comments
1. Jazzman - November 23, 2009 4:08 PM
that's a gurl
2. Jazzman - November 23, 2009 4:09 PM
???
3. OmniSpyder - November 23, 2009 4:10 PM
lol i would rob a gas station with this just so i could be on the news. This just in Held at gun point by pikachu!
4. the toast bandit - November 23, 2009 4:13 PM
@ 3..yes...yes...i like it...get the gun..yesssssssssss!!!!!!
5. Nick Sydney - November 23, 2009 4:13 PM
nuuuu, don't arrest me!
Gardevoir is hawt! simple truth
6. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 23, 2009 4:16 PM
this is the pikachu girl's idea of bondage during her honeymoon
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/pikachu_girl_gets_proposed_to.php
OOH baby put my pokeballs in your mouth while i squirttle all over your bulbasaurs...just sayin
7. what the hell - November 23, 2009 4:17 PM
Once again, geekologie is a step behind http://buzzfeed.com
8. ohai? - November 23, 2009 4:22 PM
I think I just jizzed.
9. naas - November 23, 2009 4:23 PM
Looks like the cover of the boob rejects issue from last weeks 'you couldn't look any more stupid' magazine
10. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 23, 2009 4:26 PM
@7 if you dont like this site then dont come here go back to your stupid buttfeed.com because nobody likes a dumb troll like you...just sayin
11. LSDiesel - November 23, 2009 4:29 PM
Any person that would actually wear this....well...it probably DOES make them more attractive. Just sayin...
12. GoSS Jerk, formerly sterilized - November 23, 2009 4:31 PM
i dont know whats scarier, the ski mask, the sweat shirt or the thought of what's under the ski mask & sweat shirt ... just sayin
13. The Chef - November 23, 2009 4:56 PM
Judging by this "girl's" frame, this mask is probably an improvement.
14. gizmoduck - November 23, 2009 4:57 PM
stupid fat americans.
15. Lee Harless - November 23, 2009 5:28 PM
NEVER MIND THE HAUS FRAU UNDERNEATH THE MASK!!! Jeeece! That's one bad-ass Russian mama under that thing. Check out the smock, from 1964. I feel fresh and up to date.
16. Jasmin - November 23, 2009 5:29 PM
Sort of reminds me of John Wayne Gacy.
17. Lee Harless - November 23, 2009 5:29 PM
...and also, they need to white balance that photo. Damn..
18. cabbo - November 23, 2009 5:37 PM
I'm sure it's just a really thick sweater and mask.
*crosses fingers*.
More like thick chest hair and ass.
19. Zing! - November 23, 2009 6:03 PM
@14 Stupid talking ducks!
20. me.vicky - November 23, 2009 6:05 PM
When I see that, I immediately think GIMP MASK. And then I think Pulp Fiction.
And then I think Pulp Fiction with Pokemon.
21. jumpshot - November 23, 2009 6:14 PM
Tell me this does not make you think of the donnie darko rabbit! they are basically brothers!
22. Titties! - November 23, 2009 6:21 PM
SHOW YOUR B( . )( . )BS!
23. Amaranth - November 23, 2009 7:03 PM
if she was about 50 pounds lighter it would of looked uber cute
24. birr crinton - November 23, 2009 7:28 PM
what a babe
http://sugarcoatidli3z.deviantart.com/art/Pikachu-convertible-ski-mask-144045029
25. Andrea - November 23, 2009 8:19 PM
hahaha i have humongous breasts?
@Amaranth aw geez thanks for ruining my self esteem. i am big, so what? i make awesome things and you don't. And if you say I'm ugly too, i did say i'm not photogenic.
@Jumpshot working on a Frank mask actually.
26. Durando - November 23, 2009 10:30 PM
@12, 13, and 23 That's incredibly rude. Why so quick to assume that because she's slightly overweight she's automatically unattractive? Seriously, click the link. This girl is gorgeous, and the mask makes her look adorable. If you're into women whose bodies have no definition, by all means, go ahead, but don't insult others who are perfectly good looking.
27. That uncle who did that bad thing we don't speak about - November 24, 2009 8:20 AM
Now I'm all for thermal protection when participating in winter sports, and I'm all for Pikachu and whatnot, but that is TERRIFYING!!!! I mean, all you need is a chainsaw and that look if complete.
28. Milkman - November 24, 2009 10:47 AM
andrea, ive got a boner- cant say if its from your bewbz or the picachu mask though....
29. Azurise - November 24, 2009 12:27 PM
I just died a little inside, this mask is a going to give me nightmares....
btw... Methinks @24 @25 @26 are the same person.
30. Durando - November 24, 2009 12:33 PM
@30: Maybe 24 and 25 are, but I doubt it. I'm definitely not either of them though.
31. ubflamed - November 24, 2009 12:56 PM
FAIL
32. Andrea - November 24, 2009 4:34 PM
haha no, 24 is a troll named Birr Crinton. everyone knows bill clinton likes fat chicks? so it's joke. made me laugh!
33. Tracy - November 25, 2009 7:05 PM
I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight. This mask is little twisted.
34. Tess - November 26, 2009 9:36 PM
Crocheted! It's crocheted!!
A knitter would never create something like THAT! (Sheesh.)
Knitters create nice things, like KNITTED DINOSAURS! :)
35. paul smith shoes - November 27, 2009 9:19 AM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
36. Dally - November 27, 2009 11:04 AM
Andrea, you're a chode.
So sorry.
37. ryan - March 2, 2010 8:48 AM
wow andrea nice.....look beautiful....
38. fireman - March 26, 2010 8:42 AM
you u go out with me? im serious