Nov 21 2009Best Idea EVER: Cats For Gold

Trading in worthless gold for cats: 14K genius. Say -- can I see that ring?
Thanks to catsforgold, Seth, Alex and mary91, who, hey what happened to my necklace? Oh that's right I TURNED IT INTO CATS.
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Reader Comments
1. Pascawesome - November 21, 2009 10:15 PM
Hey gaiz,
that was pretty awesome. dont you think? ;)
2. wut - November 21, 2009 10:20 PM
You didnt say first. Im disappointed.
3. element29k@yahoo.com - November 21, 2009 10:29 PM
hahahaha i laughed because cats4gold instead of cash4gold haha....
4. CAT - November 21, 2009 10:50 PM
I CAN HAS LOLZ?
5. naas - November 21, 2009 11:11 PM
i need a cock badly
i need to be fucked
i need to suck a dick
i want my ass touched and raped
i want all of this...
from a guy
6. Whiskey - November 21, 2009 11:46 PM
Sooo, theoretically, I can melt my cat, reversing the process, and produce gold?!!
HERE KITTY KITTY!!
7. asian sensation - November 21, 2009 11:52 PM
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH TRUCKERS DELIGHT?!
8. Wrath001M - November 22, 2009 12:09 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, wow that is just pointlessly awsome.
9. . - November 22, 2009 12:26 AM
LMAO
10. jimmy - November 22, 2009 12:37 AM
HOLY SHIT!!! CATS?!?! I for one am breaking in fort Knox immediately.
11. jerry - November 22, 2009 2:32 AM
I always knew naas was gay. This confirms it.
12. om3ga - November 22, 2009 2:59 AM
cats are ace. they can give themselves a blow job
13. Closet Nerd - November 22, 2009 8:19 AM
I got an annoying cat, Starsky, send me your gold and he's yours!!!!
He is more like a dog than a cat, and needs CONSTANT attention.
He'll come when you call his name, and he ALWAYS wants to snuggle.
If I wanted a 3rd child, I would of punched holes in my jimmy hat so I could 'bust off like a sprinkler'!!!
14. Samiir Notgonnaworkhereanymore - November 22, 2009 9:20 AM
Now just look at what you @$$holes made naas go and do... just incredible..... . . .
15. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 22, 2009 12:38 PM
lol naas kills kittens for sport
16. naas - November 22, 2009 1:29 PM
@5 god dammit! Would you please capitalize the letter I when using it to start a sentence?? I don't want to look like a stupid fucking teenager if you're going to impostor my gay fantasies when leaving comments anonymously here. It should look like this:
I need a cock badly
I need to be fucked
I need to suck a dick
I want my ass touched and raped
I want all of this...
from a guy
Capitalize the I's dumbass!
17. livingjetlag - November 22, 2009 2:27 PM
Great, as if cats weren't arrogant enough, now they'll see this and be all "solid gold, baby, can't touch this," and then go shed all over the clean laundry. @#$% cats.
18. soggymail - November 22, 2009 6:09 PM
Cats4Gold is really simple to use, you jus send them your gold in a prepaid enveloped insured for upto 17 cats, and they deliver your moggies straight to your door.
I traded in my pricless 22carrot gold family heirloom necklace valued at £2700.42 and in return i got 2 grouchy, flea ridden fur balls that scrathed my eyes out.
I've never been happier.
Plus if your not happy you can return the cats for a full refund (not available after initial trade)
19. Bill - November 22, 2009 7:45 PM
It is true, you can turn gold into pussy. It's worked for me.
20. JT - November 22, 2009 8:52 PM
this is a total ripoff. they only sent me half of the cat the promised me!
21. Jaded Icon - November 23, 2009 7:51 AM
I tried this and I will never try again. They sent me a dead cat and when I called they blamed it on the mailing service. I tried to tell them that the cat had tire treads all across it and they told me it was "the way it was born". Bunch of BS if you ask me....
22. Closet Nerd - November 23, 2009 9:32 AM
@15 I kill kittens EVERY DAY.... sometimes twice a day.... just sayin
http://doubledeckerbuses.org/blog/media/blogs/new/God-kills-kitten.jpg
23. Amaranth - November 23, 2009 10:14 AM
Who ever made this is a pure dumbass as the sign reads, it should be "Gold for Cats" as they are saying you get more cats for gold. "Cat for Gold" means the other way around where you get gold after you trade in your cats.
24. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 23, 2009 11:56 AM
@23 its a parody of "Cash for Gold" where they give you cash for your gold here they say they give cats for gold hence the name
25. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 23, 2009 11:57 AM
@23 dumbass
26. Dudes - December 10, 2009 1:25 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/54568cb061/cash-for-cats